The Fish

as I understand it, it means deliberate mistake. my deliberate mistakes were to forgo the capitalisation of the first letter of God and the probable incrrect spelling and use of Beunos Nochas. have a good night (sic) the mistake there is that it's no longer night and is in fact morning. this could take me a while to get past.

good luck, god speed and buenos nochas (sic)

missed the second half action, would love to actually see Taylors goal and celebration as all I had to go off was stifled celebrations in the comedy club. Had my phone out to keep up to date with the score and the comic was prepared to launch into a vicious diatribe, but I cut him off at the perfect moment as Taylor just netted. "It's alright mate, we're 2-1 up, you've now got my undivided attention" Safe to say he was a little taken aback and kind of just laughed and got on with his set.

No, just plain ole sex appeal and charisma and you spell Charisma "Chu-Ching" right? you're talking crap young lady, you know damned well that if some pikey dwarf wearing a twatful hat mosied on up to you in the club you'd spit your Tropical Reef all over his wacky chappeau before you actually found the spasmodic shortarse attractive. However you could look like Wacky's furry be-spotted arsecheek and as long as his wallet was fatter than your lip, yon knicker elastic would snap at a hundred paces. nowt's more of an aphrodisiac than a little bit of wonga tbh

shouldn't you be in Bed Keith?

simple legalise marijuana while repeating the steady taxation increase on tobacco, alcohol and petrol. tbh, tax the fuck out of smokers, they must cost the NHS more than any other subserction of society Shirley! £10 for a pack of ten fags should bring in a sizable chunk of revenue to be spent on streamlining the NHS and Armed Forces, improving the schooling system and providing for those genuinely in need. Expel undesirables, be they fundamentalists of Muslim, Christian or Pagan sects. Expel them to the continent with the simple mandate. If you rail against this country we will pay for your expulsion, and give you enough money to get to the country which exhibits the virtues you extol (sp?) I love black and white solutions, makes life so much easier.... if only, eh?

rules this thread with an iron fist

a pearl necklace?

... ramblings? what can you mean? I'm going to make a tuna and cheese melt

I bought some hobo gloves today, £1.50

this threads a right fucking ray of sunshine

where's Leazes, surely this thread requires a sharp burst from the Sergeant major, telling us all how we're not proper supporters...

either meant window or condom... and that's disturbing either way

you know those times, when you wish you could take back the last thirty seconds of your life? this is one of those times.

I want a clean sheet. A goal would be nice, but if the defence can shut out Arsenal's open play and Celta Vigo they may start playing with more assurance in the prem, which is the priority.

total fabrication, we're after Laurent Blanc

Surely answering the prayers of the Sugababes could only be a good thing? It's disturbing that you knew to quote the Sugarbabes

apparently 31 is the best year of your life... so .. think on Keith, you've got over a decade before your life is officially over! ME? I've got 6 years to enjoy before I'm done with fun.

by "That thing" do you mean a vast personal fortune?

it's good to be King.

The good old days. I feel a "Woo-hoo Woo-Hoo-Hoo" in the key of C, is neccesary

gave me sage adivce which I should genuinely have taken, but instead I'm going for a run.... at 3:42am... people will think I've stolen something.

you're funny.... in a "look at that disabled Dog, it thinks it's foot is some kind of chew-toy" way.

is a whinging Aussie and a quite predictable contributor to this thread