The Fish

so glad I missed this rare occurance. I hope he had a good time, but am utterly exaulted that I was not privy to the inner workings of his conjoinment.... icky nasty baldy thing

I hate it when they blame it on something. it's thyroids, it's my metabolism, it's the job I do, it's cos I'm depressed...

every shit (and there's a few) is becoming more and more like a mini explosion and less like a proper poo

howay then, which 6 people would populate the new planet?

My guts are fucking killing me today, thought it was just a hangover unsettled feeling, but it's getting to the stage where I'm concerned that if I fart, it might not be just noxious fumes....

1st one is definite setup you can hear it in their voices.. plus the guys giving a running commentary. second one is more likely to be real though

it's easy when you're talking to her, but to be fair if someone wittered on about Beryl I'd not have a fucking clue that Beryll is the latest recipient of JawD's happy little soldier

speaking of shuddering

Hiro Mal Reynolds Homer J Simpson and many more....

love Keema naan. it's like a savoury version of a kinder egg in my eyes

... you're kidding right? that's art? colour me baffled

marrying into money eh? I must admit I didn't give you enough credit me lad!

Mate, how can i actually DOWNLOAD the vid? http://files.filefront.com/Taylor_v_Celta_...;/fileinfo.html in my head I hear like a superhero fanfare "Jonny2 JAaaaaaaay.... InterNet Heroooooooo" yeah I know..

saw the first half and most of the second, but then I was in the comedy club. I've asked them to shift the comedy night from thursdays to wednesdays, cos who gives a fuck about the CL? anyway, you've already mentioned elsewhere you'd rather be at home than at the match. editCheers Jonny btw

slp... whats your sig quote from... cos Peter Forsberg is an ice hockey player..

Arms Dealers and the Media?

cheers, now does anyone have a VIDEO of Taylors goal oh his celebration was apparently worth a gander too

any one got video of Taylors Goal?

"Partner" sounds far too businesslike for me. Meenzer & Partner, Bumming Associates. She's not from the North so if I called her Wor Lass, she'd hear "Wall Ass" and kick the living shit out of me. when I was a kid I used to think that "bumming" was when two people touched bums... ahhh the innocence of youth.

yeah, that sounds more likely

This is a different lass to the one you were totally into until her mate split you up right? nope, we patched things up. and the only reason I say my girl is because I hate saying girlfriend. It sounds childish, Partner sounds too forced and...well gay.

I've stirred up the pseudo-feministas in both of you today haven't I? is this "can't take a joke day" and no-one told me? I was merely making a sweeping generalistaion for comedic purposes... obviously I judged the audience wrong.

Whats the harm in being gooey eyed over my girl? I want to show her off because I'm quite frankly staggered she'd be seen in public with a troglodyte like me. and iIrc Cat, you're the one showing off your two personality traits... I was nought but a grateful observer.

You're just bitter cos you've finally come to terms with the fact that this ship has sailed.

I think she stopped posting here because of the endless torrent of abuse we all endure. Me thinks she was too fragile. oh and I would deny any romantic inclinations, but that would only perpetuate this silly notion you've concocted... But if you'd like to see the type of girl I do go for I'll show you a pic of my girl. PM so I can prove my manliness, show off AND prove you two buggers wrong