The Fish

You should have photoshopped one! My life is not that empty

spent a long time searching and can't come up with a Ninja-Pirate Chuck Norris picture... my life is empty.

If they make a formal bid and Shepherd grudingly accepts and walks away from Newcastle, both the club and the city... I'll still be tempted to rustle up a posse and lynch the twat. whats the statute of limitations on ballsing up a potentially title winning club?

is this going to turn into an excuse for us all to pretend to be Pirates for the rest of the day? .....Jim Lad

Lol, just came back to my computer to find in my Google searchbar "Christian Evangelical Gay Crystal Meth" thank fuck I found that and it wasn't the most awkward question to come home to. "Honey...we need to talk...."

speaking of religious hate figures, did anyone see that an evangelical christian who railed against homosexuals has been outed by his Crystal Meth-pushing prostitute boyfriend? and purely because it mentions "Overseers board" which is perhaps the most ominous/James Bond sounding thing I've heard of outside of the movies.

that's the most sickening thing for me. How is it possible to make such a monumental screw up, when there were examples of "this is how you do it" all around

we're not the ones who bleed for a week

rubbed his arse on the floor to free any klngons no doubt

in my defense the only reason I did those things was to try and tire myself out. My general sleeping pattern is 12-7.30, I eat well and do half an hour exercise a day (not including walking to work or anything like that). I reckon it's just some anxiety manifesting itself this way. It's frustrating because; I understand it's anxiety, I know I'll get back into a proper routine eventually, I know that it's not dietary or something easily identified and fixed. I just wish I knew what I was anxious about so I could get past it and move on. and no I'm not anxious about not sleeping, I'm frutstrated.

I'm with Gemmil on this one, people who piss on seats are animals. another possibility is that their todger is too far from the bowl and too tiny for them to properly aim with.

after I was on here I went to bed stared at the inside of my eyelids for a while, then went for some fresh air, then tried to sleep again, failed, had a shower and went to work

sucks

hate tin pot local radio. Zane Lowe might sound like a mongoose on speed, but he knows good music, plays good music and is excited about good music.

Zane Lowe makes good music choices

Girls + Technology =

...and you've got the number for dial a drink.... and you know the best park benches on which to sup special brew. ya dippy lush

iPod has worked fine for two years or so, had one glitch where it insisted on skipping forwards without actually playing a song. one reset and it was fixed. buy cheap buy twice

does this mean you can't wear a balaclava in Holland? I undestand both sides of the fence here, but have to say that I personally feel utterly unable to get past that barrier. If a girl is wearing that uniform (for the want of a better word) I wouldn't know how to begin a conversation. it's the same with men who wear strict muslim attire. It's another way that they segregate themselves from out society and inthat regard I have to agree with some sentiments on here. It's a western country with a western culture, they should bend to it, as we do for their country.

Newcastle has some great bars, but the clubs leave a lot to be desired. chav-tastic on the whole

as has been said earlier, Nobby's game lifts when he has people around him making many and intelligent runs.

They shouldn't be called RnB as there is no longer a blues element. I understand that this idea has been pinched from another thread on here somewhere but I couldn't be arsed to look it up and reference it. Its mainly Afro-americans talking about sex and money and guns and stuff and and and expected more from you Keith, I thought it was only Gemmil whose opinions were better suited to the deep south.

More Mentalness

I thought it was for petty bickering, dodgy photographs and a place for the arrogant to try and flex their intellect? Nope. You may leave. shut it fatty

I've got a share. one share.. I'm entitled to dividends of about 20p I think nice gift, fucking rip off though