The Fish

Can't wait til I'm finished tbh. then you're not doing it right. if I was stupidly rich I'd still have pretty much the same daily pattern; get up when I want, rarely cook for myself, have someone else clean for me, masturbate frequently, watch some day time tv, plan a lot of holidays, do "kitsch" things like salsa dancing and watching experimental jazz quintets from Prague.. student-life is ace

Maybe because Democrats are statistically less likely to be backing their tow-truck into the poll booth, thereby lending themselves more readily to question taking? And if Less contested seats... perhaps that's because your boss has made his party so unpopular with the country they'd rather distance themselves from the party entirely? just a thought or two

Hate it in the house when someone makes a brew and doesn't have the common decency to offer Tea to everyone else. excusable when there's 7 sitting about, but if it's just 3-4 of you, why can't the tosser boil a full kettle and spread the joy?

or a thrity second Google search.. maybe. silly fella

Nail on Head tbh and just because it's top of the pops, it doesn't neccesarily follow that there is a single good performance amongst the players. you have to bear in mind what it's up against, why people go to movies, what makes for a good acting peroformance etc. etc. etc. You enjoy it and that's fine, but please stop harping on like it's a modern classic. It's pulp, it's popcorn-tastic, it's not a cult film, nor a seismic shift in cinematography.

God I miss being a student already, can't wait to be back

The Oak in Quorn (near Loughborough) does amazing food and the staff are top rate, not too expensive. I suppose you could describe it as a Gastro Pub.

That's shit...

they're as good as Fast and the Furious tbh. entertaining in a "This means nothing, challenges nothing and breaks no new ground"... way

is that sig from the turtles Game or something?

glad someone had a good day

Ricky Gervais and Doogtoons

watching Ross Nobles 4 disc set it's almost funny, which is enough for me today

I'm quite philosophical about the whole thing. I know everything will be fine, not going to screw myself up about it. If it works out ace biscuits cos it was really good, if it doesn't then I've learnt something. Don't let girls have friends.

going off your patter I'd presume your sexual experience is limited to them photo diaries in the back of the tabloids I'm not the one who's just been bombed out, don't take it out on me big boy shat out mebbes, but no not bombed out.

going off your patter I'd presume your sexual experience is limited to them photo diaries in the back of the tabloids

Cod Off with the fish jokes don't worry I'll have a whale of time, and I'll find salmon to settle down with, someone not too shellfish

just out of curiosity, quite what did you think the title said... if not "PUB GRUB" which is in caps and pretty bold font? My mind just drifted off to the thought of decent places to eat, I'm sure you know the feeling only to well being the fat fuck that you are. <- skinnier than most on here and certainly taller than you, ya daft stumpy fucker when you're on the pull do you wander about with a yellow pages? So he can check up the number for Nandos? only if he fancies a nice pub lunch before the night out I suppose

just out of curiosity, quite what did you think the title said... if not "PUB GRUB" which is in caps and pretty bold font? My mind just drifted off to the thought of decent places to eat, I'm sure you know the feeling only to well being the fat fuck that you are. <- skinnier than most on here and certainly taller than you, ya daft stumpy fucker when you're on the pull do you wander about with a yellow pages?

just out of curiosity, quite what did you think the title said... if not "PUB GRUB" which is in caps and pretty bold font?

tbh

mates quite pretty, accused me of trying it on with her and also getting off with a bird somewhere in town. dunno why she lied, but what can I do? what she did that was wrong was take her mates lies over my truth AND FUCKING PROOF, basically cos her ex's were twats and cheated on her. I didn't say owt particularly offensive, but basically made it clear that if she didn't trust me, then there's pretty much fuck all I can do. fucking hate her mate like

oh aye I'll chip in a few bob if I won £100m I'd then take a glance at that massive fucking window on the Leazes end...

the very same not entirely my fault, her mate lying+ my indignation + a little alcohol + her shitty exboyfriends = no real chance of a fix. bit gutted tbh

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