The Fish

not the music man woman man. the fittiness the girls, they am having of the fitness

he is always full of shit, but carted out everytime Newcastle are in the papers for the wrong reasons.

Burn The Villages tbh

Inspired by Snakeys tearful contribution to the "how was your day" thread I thought I'd give this thing another go, as I'm pretty sure Pud started one ages ago. Lets not confine it to pubs in Newcastle though. I'd suggest the Courtyard in Leeds, great burgers, never particularly busy at lunchtime and good selection of lagers etc. Not so good for Real Ale, but the Food is always fresh and tastey. Also the Terrace opposite Babycream, beside the gallery. Fantastic food, and a more "elite" selection of lagers, but mucho more pricey! In Newcastle I really enjoy the food at Destination

blatant fish for the sympathetic, sensitive vote from the girls mind. Hips lad, have you no shame?

Oh, I dunno, I can think of a couple of reasons to pay a visit to the Emerald isle and I couldn't be bothered to block out the guy on the left before you lot try to insinuate that I am, in any way gay,

I bet you think The Light shines out of that dogs arse

it's not today, the 6th of November 2006 is actually "Lets hate ALL women" Day.

I generally don't work out 10% or anything, I just tip to what sounds about right if the seven housemates have had a good meal with good service and it came to £90 I'd get everyone to chip in to take it up to hundred. If I'm out with a girl and I'm buying dinner I'll tip a little more generously, out for a curry with a bunch of lads it's the change we've got. Taxi drivers rarely if ever get a tip, they're a bunch of robbing bastards as it is down here, so I aim to pay the exact fair and will even argue about the length or path of the journey. just curious, whats the most you've ever been tipped, or tipped another?

Women! Bitches! The lot of em

pretty bollocks to be fair angry break up with girl last night ending in her storming out and me hitting the wall (on the plus side I've got a pretty bruise) slept in so missed morning cup of tea and forgot iPod for walk to work. outrageously dull day at work walked quickly home and think I've done something to my shin bone cos it hurts like buggery. had to use girly shwoergel cos one of the lads I live with has used up my manly stuff. have no food in freezer so will have to go and "Big Shop" despite having neither the energy nor the inclination to do so there's fuck all on tv and most of the house have gone out so I'm on me todd the Worlf of Warcraft game I downloaded needs an authentication key so I probably owon't be able to play it and will have to buy it from a shop anyway. but all that's not as bad as being burglarised. CUNTS, and Cath would surely let that one slide

with 100m? probably wouldn't be enough to seriously affect the club in a good way. but I'd get rid of everyone from the manager up, spend money on staff who will get the best out of the established and up and coming players. (Taylor, Zog etc.) Sell players who haven't the character or skill to play at the standard required to get a club into Europe. Employ experts to work out why exactly our players are so often crippled. have veto on the music played at the ground. No more charva bollocks. get better food served change the stand names back to the original, except make the East stand the Alan Shearer stand, swapping the bar's name to something else... like the Strawberry or something. Improve Kingston Park Make Training sessions more readily viewable by the public enforce strict code of conduct on the players. leave scouting and player proposals to scouts and manager. leave tactics and training up to coaches and manager. Don't eat as much as Freddy. Only talk to papers when a comment is absolutely neccesary or vindicated.

don't proclaim your Irish Heritage at the top of your lungs like every other American Tourist.. I'm sure it pisses the Irish off as much as it does the rest of us

if true, this is fucking ridiculous, and the performance on Saturday lies mostly at Shepherds feet. Typical of the man and yet more proof, he's more a fan of cash, than Football

I am win if by win you mean irrational and a bit of a pscyopath, then yes... Yes you are. yoo eeez crazy lady. and you can't watch the ManU game, not a proper fan tbh.

Ignore them! Insensitive bastids. Hope you're feeling better soon petal - sounds nasty Thanks Cath...I have taken some Paramol and have had an ice pack on my nose but still look like Shreks younger sister But Princess Fiona - you are beeeeeeyootiful! now that cheered me up !! get a room Get a fucking sense of humour you miserable twat! The Fish got BOLLOCKED!

American tv show. it's dead good. You should download and watch it. that is all, thankyou for your attention and time

I'm perfectly chipper, I'll have you know!

to be fair, we're run like a Soap Opera

Ignore them! Insensitive bastids. Hope you're feeling better soon petal - sounds nasty Thanks Cath...I have taken some Paramol and have had an ice pack on my nose but still look like Shreks younger sister But Princess Fiona - you are beeeeeeyootiful! now that cheered me up !! get a room

As they say in the Deep south "Hanging's too good for him" should have infected him with a disease for which we have no cure and try to cure him. If he dies :shrug: c'est la vie, if he's cured, give him another.

I wouldn't mind YOU at Nufc at the minute mate. this fucking sucks, I haven't been so utterly at a loss to see where the next positive will come from

Ignore them! Insensitive bastids. Hope you're feeling better soon petal - sounds nasty Naff off you, if she'd waited like a proper person she'd have been fine. self inflicted= no sympathy I expect no sympathy when I do something fucking stupid, I expect mockery and ridicule. what doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

tbh