The Fish

I think my standards may be slightly taller than yours.

aye happy birthday shepherd out burn the villages etc.

Same here. Chances are we'd do it better than the men who are too busy ogling scantily clad women, drinking beer, eating pies and watching football! Oh aye!!! girls, girls girls... irrational anger, over-reaction? who saw that coming?

I was waiting for it to hit the £80m mark before I chanced my arm It's definitely more likely to get me to dip my hand in my pocket, rather than the paltry £1.5m Saturday treble rollovers that the National Lottery throws at us, week in week out. and don't give me this shite about winning the smaller prizes, no fucker buys a ticket and spends an hour browsing the internet for items to buy with their tenner for three balls.

I'm staying off the pop tonight mam....

every man jack is entitled to deride and berate the team in any way he chooses. It's easy to sit in Leeds, London or Pakistan and declare that we're making the team poor because we're not there, we're not caught up in the moment. I know I get embarrased when our fans boo and mock our own players, and have received derision from my mates because of it. But to be honest, when I'm lucky enough to get to watch a match at SJP, I would boo, hiss and mock with the rest of them, cos right now Newcastle United IS a fucking Pantomime.

Is it neccesary for Newcastle Managers to have no clue as to how to use Substitutions effectively. It seems clear that if we had pressed our massive possesional advantage we wuold have scored, surely in that case it would have been wise to put Luque on in the stead of a full back or one the defensive central pairings? Hell maybe it's not wise, but dear God it would show some desire to actually win a game

sounds like some of my dates

Now that is just stupid As the earth turns on its axis, the sun appears to move across our sky. The shadows cast by the sun move in a clockwise (hence the definition of clockwise) direction for objects in the northern hemisphere. Shadow sticks or obelisks are simple sundials. If the sun rose and set at the same time and spot on the horizon every day, they would be fairly accurate clocks. However, the sun's path through the sky changes every day because the earth's axis is tilted. On earth's yearly trip around the sun the North Pole is tilted toward the sun half of the time and away from the sun the other half. This means the shadows cast by the sun change from day to day.You cant turn a sundial backwards so it's just stoopid man

Now that is just stupid

do you have to rotate your sundial by an hour too?

We've got Serious problems here.

Probably malnourished, what with her husband eating all the pies b-dum tsh

anyone got a good description of the goal?

have a short one on me

I'd take mediochrity ahead of relegation. It's a real fear for me now, and while I like Roeder as a person (from what I can take from interviews etc.) I just think he lacks the tactical nous or coaching acumen to get the best from this group of players. at the end of the day, despite Leazes howling to the contrary, once again this was a bad desicion made by the man at the top. Look at the managers who showed interest in Newcastle, where they are and where their teams are. This is Shepherds latest mistake and I can't understand how he maintains a fan base at all...

Isn't Bernard still struggling with Injury?

I think one of the internal views uses the Revolution by the station, but the other bit uses an area of the Living Room. I might be wrong though, it's not fresh in my memory. the bar that the main characters and that scouser who gets his knee clobbered is the wine bar opposite jonny ringos

the club they go to in London? or the one in Newcastle?

hpybdy purveyor of filth

FFS!!! Banana Caramel Frappuchinos from Starbucks. No position to judge to be honest. Guilty Pleasure is probably... making myself tea with other peoples food... like a Tuna and cheese melt with Spring Onions... somebodies bread, someone elses mayo and spring onions, another persons Tuna and finally some poor mugs Cheese... spread the sorrow and be the first person to raise the question "Who finished off my Cheese? I don't mind people having a little but leave some for me... it's only fair"

this new place has a brutal sick scheme, if you have one occassion of absence in the first 6 months, you get your first and final warning, off again and they boot you. after 6 months you're given 3 occassions of absence before they kick you out. harsh but fair I suppose. at the window job I was self employed, so No Work- No Pay

it's no bloody secret to be fair

27th Warming me hands ready for ya!!! Ooooooo Can't wait! Join the queue, mon cher, join the queue!! Though if you're a good girl between now and then I could slip you a Fastrack ticket The fastrack to luuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrv later babe (Lord, I'm just so with it) Anyone else imagine snakey with a medallion over a hairy chest, cuban shirt open all the way, big greasy hair and the propensity to wear banana hammocks?

It's called school and college mate. Unbelievable I did actually go to it at times and when I could be arsed I'm not a kid! no, he's a whole 9 and three quarters!