The Fish

if being thin was a reason to hate someone then surely I'd hate, Jim Carey ... (which I kinda do), Callista Flockhart....(oh dear) and Jonny Depp... HAH Don't hate him!

sometimes truth is stranger than fiction. like a university educated friend of mine thinking Uruguay was spelt with a Q instead of a G.... £5 in my pocket thank you very much.

Club Foot - Kasabien

... he's astill acunt. whose next film is something about himself... conceited fuck. oh and he talks weird. and is offensively thin and has floppy hair and advertises that most charver-tastic of all stores, Argos

was I the only one who had the obligatory column of ads on the left, entirely populated by Cosmetic surgery websites? a coincidence? shirley knott

Because you're a homosexual 144823[/snapback] comedy Gerld dwarven knob shank

I was never there m'ludI was on the moon with Steve

maybe there'd be less problems with kids if more people were community minded, like the old guy. I think motorised scooter gang of old blokes would sort out many problems. Less Hells Angels, more like Bournemouth bruisers... gangs of old people beating the shit out of any ne'er do wells they come across.

I've got to say LM, I agree with some of what you write, but I don't agree with the slating you give people who disagree. Now I know Renton isn't exactly innocent in this regard either, but the abuse you hurl around makes you look foolish. irrespective of what you thinik about someones views, name calling's a bit beneath you mate.

why have I the urge to touch a large smooth black rock?

I know it's a stretch to say so, but I do believe that the people in power are looking for a ceasefire. I'm saying that isn't working. I also think it's only the delusional who are not accepting some degree of responsibility for the situation. I'm saying that the current tac isn't working, we're trying to "negotiate" with people who do not neccesarily represent the views of the people blowing themselves up.

not really working though is it? there will always be nutters, so we cave and give into these, whats to stop more and more people using this method to get more and more power?

Sigur Ros - Vaka (the untitled one) .....I might cry..... that's not gay right Gemmil?... cos Sigur Ros is respectable, so it's ok...

couldn't pick him out of a line up to be honest. sounds like I'm not missing out on much. if this is just a "Famous person I can't fucking stand" thread, then I propose Richard E Grant. Withnail and I is awesome, everything he has done since is simply more fuel to the fire

rather spend that on a good night out then download their live stuff.... never made me weak at the knees have primal scram can't see them blowing my socks off live

You think this "war" (again, I think that is the worng term) can be won using bombs and violence? Don't be fucking daft, and read about the history of other powers that have tried to win by doing this. Look at Northern Ireland even. The problem is, how do you identify the enemy? I'm not saying i have the answers, but blowing up everyone because of their religion/colour/place of birth, or deporting them for these reasons, is not the answer, I'm fairly sure. 144594[/snapback] This "war" (I agree this is the wrong term because 'wars' as we know them are immeasurably different to what is going on.) will not be "won". Ever. Not with Bombs, vilonece and weapons, and nor with soft words and negotiation.You're a fool if you think that a few well chosen phrases will turn the tide. I'm saying that the ONLY way to gety ANY kind of "victory" from thsi is to play the same game as our enemy. Bombs and brutal, indiscriminate murders. it won't (thank God) happen, but it is the most viable solution that I can see. I cannot begin to imagine quite how the worlds statesmen will shape the future, but that region is quite frankly not worth the bother. If they had nothing of use to the miore dominant powers we would hear nothing of their plight. end of the Day renton, you think we're in that region for the wrong reasons, you think that the troops are misbehaving (forgive me for the flippant sound to the term) and you think they shold be held accountable. But you, and many with the same view point as yourself have offered nothing, no glimmer of genius, no shaft of insight as to quite how this problem will be solved.

anybody who posts on an internet message forum who thinks they know the answer to this is a fucking idiot. I include myself in that. the enemy can be anyone with a bomb, be they muslim, irish, christian, "british" or whatever. I do not think that we should apply laws and rules to our own military services that are not upheld by our enemies. like for like, eye ofr an eye etc. at the end of the day, as cruel and barbaric as it may seem, we've got more bombs. We can win if we play by their rules. But there is too much rolled up in playing by "humantarian" rules, which quite frankly will not work with the enemies that we are facing . this sin't a good thing, but it's true, negotiation won't work, neither will sanctions. do unto others... I'm terrified that this is the way we're heading

there's a differtence3 between a little fluff and that hirsute mother fucker!

more importantly, how does Wacky know the price?

Hair Cuttery beside the Mushroom? thats where I get mine done. whey I say where I get mine done, but what I mean it's where I get me dome polished

I can recommend the chicken with lemon and paprika. however I'd suggest you didn't cut a bit of your thumb off when slicing the carrots. most of it was that dead bit beside the nail, but I did get enough proper meaty thumb bit to turn the plaster a satisfyingly dark color with my blood. felt I could wear it proudly and if anyone asked, I'd just point at the dark bit and proclaim... "See that? that's my blood that is, I earned this meal because I'm such a hardy man I kept cooking despite potentially losing a limb!"

surprised HF started this thread... was expecting to see Gemmils name plastered all over this. "and the midget said "This ain't good for my heart" this must be a piss take.

ps I'd also buy one of these ,... probaly in @@Blue with the Dodge stripes down the center... one of these in Silver or black.and one of these. Black, without the supercab, just a flatbed. no I'm not "making up for anything" I just like certain cars. I'd also fancy a black 73 chevy Monte Carlo.... can't find any decent pictures of one though. Edit. scrap the El Camino.. I just found this... now.. this is a nice fucking car. apparently only 50 ever made, sold for £60,000...

cosmetic surgery? what would you have done like?