The Fish

I've never seen anything that sticks long in the memory. Certainly nothing as scathing as the bit about sunderland. He's consistent in his criticism of the culture at that club, and it appears to be supported by the odd story that does make it into the mainstream media.

I pop on RTG every now and then. Normally when it's quiet over here. I try to highlight their hypocrisy or the outright lies they tell each other. Try to do it calmly, ignoring the "FUCK OFF MAG" children, but never stick around very long.

Abso-fucking-lutely.

Thought you said he was lazy?

Nah he just heard the ice-cream van's jingling tune.

If you need to kill some time http://www.worldfootball.net/table_calculator/eng-premier-league/

probably arguing over how portions of rice to get

Looks like someone is keen for a bong party.

Anyone got the number for Dignitas?

Well, you can technically gobble my cocksnot

Well below their standards, but are there many top 'keepers available to this iteration of Liverpool at the minute?

If that's the father of the bride, he looks conflicted. On one hand, the lad is an absolute weapon, on the other his daughter is no longer his problem.

I've not actually been banned. Twitter's been experiencing technical problems all morning apparently.

Too many arguments with idiots, probably.

Thought you were young. Soz

twitter's still fucked for me.

Apparently his mam just found out he's a fan of the Mindy Project. It's not gone down well.

Only driven in Paris a couple of times, but it's insane. Not just around the Arc de Triomphe, but the average street is batshit too. London is a bastion of graciousness and consideration by comparison. The worst junction I've seen was in Naples though. Not a single fanculo was given all day.

It's unlike you to accentuate the negative. You ok hun? Inbox me, yeah?

and a decorative box of tissues on the dashboard?

Hand signals? I've got a bloke with a red flag running in front of me.

Don't own my own, but I drive her car about a fair amount now, normally do the longer journeys. Did loads of driving last October-November. Find it relaxing, especially once you realise that in this country, it's not really worth driving above 60/65. You see queues of 20 cars, all stuck in the outside lane, furious because the car in front of them won't pull over. Completely oblivious to the fact that if they all followed best practices, they'd all get past the truck that's causing the congestion quicker. Proper Tory way of driving, "people should get out of my way."

Not all of them. I've zero points on my license now, and have never had points on my license. I've been driving for 16yrs. I'm an excellent driver and should be held aloft, as an example to others. Don't think it really makes a difference though. Mate of mine was failed because he didn't buckle up, passed the second time and is an awful driver. My lass terrifies me when she's driving in a city, she passed second time. My sisters are both terrible drivers and they too passed second time. I just expect everybody else on the road to be a bad driver.