The Fish

That's my trouble too.

Nigh on 1/2 an hour and nobody's made "Tooj is going to a Stasi prison because of his drug habits" gag? I'm disappointed.

That kind of stuff is where some of my confidence comes from.

Kind of makes you nostalgic, doesn't it?

Don't. Even when I did have hair, I was blighted by having a duck's arse on top of my head.

To be fair, we've been playing some decent football, the issue is that we're not taking our chances and we're giving away stupid chances at our end. To say we've been tremendous may be overestimating it, but the message is clear. We're playing ok and sorting things out in either box will soon see us winning games. I have anticipated every jibe, joke and glib remark that you're all yearning to make and it's all water off a duck's back, so I wouldn't bother if were you.

If we're going down the route of pulling a football manager up on his word choice, we may have very little time in the day to moan about his tactics.

Not being funny, but it'll work (and has worked) on a sizable number of the fans, so it's probably worth it.

Can't people understand that there might be a difference between what is said publicly and what is said to the players in private?

Still can find a decent version of the Star Wars movie. But everything else works fine. Without the Beast.

Bournemouth take the lead at sunderland.

Was conflicted today; hate liverpool but desperate for them to beat Norwich. Nobody played particularly well but Moreno had an absolute mare, scousers must be delighted that Flannagan is close to a return. There wasn't any creativity or guile, just total defensive incompetence. Liverpool win is also part of a 7 game acca

Elliot, Coloccini, Lascelles, Mbemba, Janmaat, Sissoko, Saivet, Shelvey, Aarons, Wijnaldum, Mitrovic or Elliot, Janmaat, Coloccini, Lascelles, Mbemba, Sissoko, Saivet, Shelvey, Aarons, Wijnaldum, Mitrovic

Don't see the point in having a part-time pet. Might as well just open your house to a stray...

I know there was a bit of buzz about him when he burst on the Premier LEague scene, but demanding £30m for someone who so clearly wants out of the club is bizarre. As SEW says, every window his value will plummet.

Boro to win to nil is a decent bet as well. 7/5

Because if we were to sign a 'keeper we'd be stuck with 4 that are in or around the 1st team squad when all are fit. Krul Elliott Darlow plus Woodman is highly regarded.

Any ideas?

Dunno why, but I've a funny feeling he'll end up at Man Utd...

Where does Sissoko go?

Kind of feel for Trooper, seems like every month Steve sends him an email, heaping more pressure on the poor lad to keep up his singing and clapping. #PrayForTrooper

Charnley keeps slipping under the RADAR, but when so many of the final decisions are his, he really should be dragged across the coals.

He's all right but his average ability isn't affected by the shit-storm he's followed. I still think IF Ashley had been fully committed to improving our lot on and off the pitch we could have convinced the likes of De Boer, Tuchel or whomever.

I know who I'd trust to be honest.