The Fish

I think you were a bad idea

Krul Janmaat Colo Bassong(?) Enrique Tiote Cabaye HBA ---------------------Remy Ba Cisse Worst? Alnwick Perch Cacapa Khizanishvili van Aanholt Smith Gouffran Obertan--------------- Marveaux Xisco Riviere

Bit quiet at work, so I was wondering; What's your best 11 in the Ashley era? Oh, none of this 6 up front like Crooks tries to shoehorn in his team of the week because he's a fucking eggplant in an ill fitting shirt.

"horseshit" is under used.

Bet you were making that All Night Long.

It tastes like victory, dear boy, victory. p.s. Ass? You're not a colonial

Domenech held him back.

That's ok. God forgives you.

Calm down Mrs Whitehouse.

Yup

Ah, gotcha. Yeah he was, because he didn't want to play long ball boring bullshit football. I wouldn't be surprised if that's why he fell out with the other players. Let's be honest with each other, as I think that's important; Ben Arfa was an exciting, affable footballer whose brilliance shone through an era of bleakness on and off the pitch for Newcastle United. That said he was obviously a disruptive influence off the pitch, he wasn't a model pro and I'd rather have Perez than him. Doesn't mean I can't enjoy his performances anymore.

But imagine the amazing goal he scores when he does get back

Aye but that's the thing, he was settling for us, just like the rest of the mercenary cunts.

Mind, I'd rather HBA was coming back from injury than CT's Marveaux.

Ok, I'm finished.

Ben Arfa was the poster boy for Pardew's Anti-football? In what way? Most of the Ben Arfa stuff is just looking back fondly at a kid who had unbelievable talent and a good connection with a lot of the fans. He was the first footballer in ages that consistently got me out of my seat, was likely to do the unpredictable, and do it with a big ol' smile on his face. Oh and having a wee pop at the Souness-loving so-called accountant.

Gemmill just hates happiness.

Yes.

But he's finished

Finished

Paul Simpson

If he'd gone off the rails, I would be more sympathetic, but he was a horrible shitbag well before the tragic loss of life. He'll end up working in a phone shop or something, playing 5-a-side two footing with his 'fam' then being a Weekend millionaire, before ending up as a 2nd page story in the local paper, going to jail for aggravated assault on the mother of his latest progeny. It's a cliche but, christ, there's thousands of lads who'd kill to have had his footballing talent and he's completely wasted it.

But we're agreed that it wasn't aliens, right?

Preach brother!