The Fish

You have broken the world's supply of irony.

I enjoyed that. Wish we had a centre to our midfield though.

Sushi should be on the soft side.

"Certain software"? I'm with HMHM, there's a something a bit suspect going on. FM16 doesn't need a super-computer, so it's either World of Warcraft or dodgy porn.

He's not likely to have time, what with all the forelock tugging and genuflecting he's got to fit in the day.

Howay man, you've got to admit the vast majority of delivered takeaway is fucking rank. Pizza that's lukewarm and greasier than a 50s Spaniard, curry that's just watery catsick, or a chinese that's basically MSG with a bit of sweet and sour hoyed over it. All this is is a way to get better food delivered from places that normally don't deliver. Not sure why you seem to think it's some kind of bourgeois largesse? unless you're one of the Four Yorkshiremen?

Dunno, we don't need PASHUN and a bloke pointing, we need a calm headed leader. Colo is usually calm, not brilliant at the whole leading thing though. Taylor would be canny if Mbemba was shying away from challenges and not putting his body on the line which was costing us games. It's not that costing us games though, it's a combination of quality opposition and a limited threat from the wings or central midfield.

Christ, I'm sure it was called Butterfly. A quick google says it's not open under that name anymore. So, the lesson is obviously, you don't mess with The Fish...

Kind of, yeah. But mainly for places who don't normally deliver, rather than just aggregating loads of delivery places.

So you're baffled by the concept of a takeaway service that doesn't deliver cold catvomit in a tin foil tray?

Took you five minutes to get "Matip in"? Should have warmed up a bit first.

It's a genuine source of concern for me, when I move back up North where will I find a pop-up Eritrean place?! Carveries are fucking awful mind and if you eat there you should hand your tastebuds back.

That's not the ringing endorsement of his quality that you think it is. Ideally we should have: Senior 1st team 1st choice centre back. A leader at the back. (We have Colo, we'd be better off with a Hangeland) Two >24yr old Centre backs that provide cover for each other. OK if they're still learning the game, but already need to be capable and don't make you cringe if they're the starting partnership. (We've Mbemba but we need another centre back of his calibre) Younger promising centre half. (Someone like Lascelles is fine) Taylor (and Williamson) doesn't fit any of those spots for me, add his injury record and his fucking pointing and I'd lose no sleep if he were sold to Birmingham City for £2.5m in the summer.

I'd be livid if we got just Matip in.

Think if you lived in an area where there's a lot of small independent restaurants you might see the value in Deliveroo. Like Gloomy, I've got french restaurants, really good thai, italian, burger, mexican, pizza all within a <5 minute scooter ride. So I can eat a really good meal while watching a movie on my sofa without having to make it or get changed out of my pants/string vest combo. No point if the best place nearby is a shit takeaway or a toby carvery though.

Was literally about to post that quote. I honestly had to doublecheck that wasn't an Onion piece.

Love Florence, beautiful city.

The Fish Club is a bit pricy but it's good eatin' To be honest, you're probably just as well going to one of the million "Gastropubs" and having their Fish and Chips.

Gills is decent, but I was surprised to see people think it's owt special. Melton Constable has improved, but aye, it's not great. Astley Arms used to be class, but it's a Brewer's Fayre (or similar) carvery now.

Nephew. Poor bastard's got no chance, he's already been carted off to the woods near Birmingham to go LARP*ing with his mam and dad.

Didn't Hardwick score a few goals for us before I was born?

Blyth is a hole. Seaton Sluice is an area of natural beauty though. :angel: (Jokes aside I wouldn't recommend the Sluice, nice place to retire if you've got a bit of capital to enjoy the houses on Collywell Bay road, but the rest is... well the beach is a nice place to take the kids for a Saturday afternoon.)