David Kelly

Update.

Wor young un's only 20 months old so I've not had much call to discipline her too much so far. I've slapped her hands (lightly) a couple of times when she's kept trying to grab things that she shouldn't. I think it is necessary at times as long as you don't go too far. I expect wor lass would do it more than me though because I'd be too scared to hurting her with my super man strength.

I have the same feelings towards him whether I see or hear him!

I think that's right but surely Chelski must we way over this. Ballack, Shevchenco, Lampard, Terry & Cole must all be on about £100k+ a week.

Not safe for the beach down Tynemouth I would say!

I cannot stand the sight of that fucker. His radio show is canny but as soon as I see him with that stupid mouth I want to hit the twat.

This sounds like the big European clubs are crying because they are no longer the teams the most money and are trying to get UEFA to do something about it. Surely lots of Europe's elite have been bankrolled by someone or another. Weren't Madrid shit deep in debt until the government bought their training ground off them for some ridiculous amount? Not that I'm against the principle of curbing Chelski's spending like.

The Dears - Gang Of Losers

Fucking great for breakfast!

Platoon pisses on it for me. It works as a whole film wheras FMJ is two halves one of which is far superior to the other. I didn't get 2001 at all. I recored Barry Lyndon on Sunday so I will give that a go when I get time. I like Platoon too btw and I agree that FMJ is a film in two halves but I think it works well all the same. First time I saw 2001 I was a little kid and it blew me away. Seen it since a couple of times and still thought it looked amazing, bit of an 'under the influence' type of movie though, if you know what I mean You saying I should have watched it one night when I came in from the Shindig I'll try watching it pissed.

No shit? So explain to me how, knowing that, you still thought he was having a wank. He looks a bit like he's having one, but I didn't think he really was. You could have got that by reading the previous posts tbh I know you lurve that smiley The look on his face didn't suggest wank. Wanker maybe

No, I thought that too Thank fuck for that, I was questioning my masculinity for a minute.

No, I thought that too Thank fuck for that, I was questioning my sanity for a minute.

I'm predicting a critical mauling from you. I've got a feeling that it's going to feel like I'm having to force myself to watch til the end. Am I right? Pretty much how I felt. 2010 is much better.

Platoon pisses on it for me. It works as a whole film wheras FMJ is two halves one of which is far superior to the other. I didn't get 2001 at all. I recored Barry Lyndon on Sunday so I will give that a go when I get time.

Is it just me or does he look like he's having a wank off camera?

TBH all of Kubrick's films apart from Spartacus (and I beleive Kirk Douglas virtually directed that) and The Killing have been disapointing to me. I do like the first part of Full Metal Jacket like but it goes to shit a bit after him off Criminal Intent kills himself.

I finally got round to watching Dr Strangelove last night. Peter Sellers, Slim Pickins, Sterling Hayden and particularly George C Scott are all excellent but overall I'm not sure what to make of it. I was expecting a laugh out loud comedy and aside from the presidents telephone conversations with the Russian premier and some bits with General Turgidson there wasn't much that I laughed out loud at. The overall situation was certainly comedic but I the film seemed to generally play as a thriller. Overall not as good as I was hoping but I think I might enjoy it more when I watch it again with revised expectations.

I think the added polish from being with a major label now doesn't really help them at all but I still enjoyed it lot on first listen with O Valencia being the stand out track. Not as good as their last album like.

Baked shite > Mushy Peas!

I used to play against the lad to had to get off with her on it (was he called Markus in the programme?) at the time they were on it. Fuck me did that kid get the piss taken out of him when we played them.

The third one was completely wank, the second was ok but First Blood is a cracking film.

Are you trying to say that Rambo 2 was the real first one as Rambo 1 was actually called First Blood?

I would struggle to think of anything more vile.

I thought the Cheggas bit sounded like it could have come straight from big Keith on the Office but I agree it was class. "Willy Wonka? Johnny Wanker more like it!"