Isegrim

The cynical me still thinks that Ashley leaked the story to scupper the deal and to pretend to be a willing seller but buying parties lacking professionalism.

Just because it's difficult to hire executioners on zero hour contracts tbh.

Thank god that we played our strongest team today...

So we can embarrass ourselves on live tv in the replay

Scored another two yesterday after coming on in the 65th minute

The main attraction of the club is probably the gallowgate...

The Knyght Ryder is already shitting his kegs if his award winning critical journalism will put him in danger. He is currently checking if Magaluf is in Turkey...

Deal will go through if the prince hacks Ashley’s mobile by sending some Staveley nudes.

Not necessarily you, but a large part of the crowd proving Asley right that he will always get away with everything.

Ficklety United.

Shefki Kuqi is second on the list.

Could be a decent acquisition. I am not sure about his defensive qualities in case he is used as a wing back or even a full back. Best would probably be to play him as a right winger and move Miggy in the middle.

It will only be in the next accounts, but the official stance from Hoffenheim is that it is the biggest transfer money they have received so far, more than Firmino who they sold for 41m Euro. https://www.achtzehn99.de/aktuelles/news/2019/07/joelinton-wechselt-zu-newcastle-united/ A dodgy deal would get them in bother with the league (as well as tax authorities) down here, so there is hardly a reason why they should lie about it.

From what I know down here, unfortunately the fee is as high as it is stated, nothing fishy about it apart from the stupidity.

I was thinking about making a sarcastic remark about it when it got posted... I also thought about making a joke about the game not being over when we were 2 down as there was still enough time to strike lucky...

I don’t know what Lady Luck does see in Brucey but he is free to keep shagging her.

And angry rants from wykiki on online message boards where he works...

He’ll probably be brilliant until the season end but then moan about the manager not sharing his crisps with him.

Reminds me of signing hot dog jumping frog Albert Luque and Nacho boy who did look good on YouTube as well.

That’s not the point though. With Rondon and Willems we did adress positions where we needed players. We have a couple of positions at the moment where we need players as well, so buying another midfield player who might indeed turn out better than expected but doesn’t look a priority is a strange move at the moment.

So much for buying quality not quantity...

He is hardly considerably better than those player we already have. If that’s one of the plates then my head is spinning too.