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Frank Lampard? 93989[/snapback] I think all this "watching Scunthorpe" stuff is just an alibi. In fact Gol is meeting Lampard today and they watch Chelsea's season review on DVD (or do other things together).

When fit, he's one of the top defenders in Europe. 93976[/snapback] IMHO the best.

Watched the game against Bilbao last Saturday. He was at his best and if he keeps himself fit I don't think there is any chance of Madrid letting him go.

Seeing as .com are reluctant to even mention the Hitzfeld rumour so far, I get the feeling Biffa and Niall are pretty p*ssed off about getting hundreds of mails to promote the campaign.

Ach, there are places in deepest Hessen that occasionally give 20% to the far-right party in local elections - there's misguided fools and natural born retards everywhere... 93702[/snapback] Sad but true. There are racists and deluded nationalists (which unfortunately go together a lot of the time) everywhere, and they're ignorant monkeys no matter what country they're from. 93777[/snapback] Useless and totally random fact about (inbred) nationalists in and from Hessia. I was born very close to the place Battenberg. Descendants of the Earl of Battenberg had to change their name - it got changed to Mountbatten by literal translation...

Ach, there are places in deepest Hessen that occasionally give 20% to the far-right party in local elections - there's misguided fools and natural born retards everywhere... 93702[/snapback] Yep, but we get rid of our fools and inbreds by making them monarchs of other countries.

British by Birth, English by the Grace of God tbh. 93661[/snapback] Well said that man 93662[/snapback] Your Lacoste trainers are French btw. 93665[/snapback] Dont get it. The only trainers i wear are retro adidas tbh 93670[/snapback] German ones you mean? 93674[/snapback] But he wears them in honor to the queen...

I'll remember this when I am standing on Trafalgar Square next time... 93620[/snapback] Surely you're not allowed in our country? 93630[/snapback] Well, I am going to work in Boremingham (+ Leeds and Manchester) from July to September ... I already bought a combat suit to fight against all those muslime terrorists + a Hungarian phrasebook.

I'll remember this when I am standing on Trafalgar Square next time...

Rob's been arrested by them 4 times tbh! 93549[/snapback] But he didn't feel anything...

His name is Rangnick, you poor excuse of a journalist. 93565[/snapback] As well as the Bayern team doc who had a look at Dyer isn't called Wolfhart. Either Anal O. is too thick to look up names on the internet or he is spelling them wrong deliberately...

Roeder said in his post-match-interview on Newcastle World how he is to stop the long ball game as you don't play such kind of football with the likes of Emre, Parker, Solano and N'Zogbia in midfield and with centre forwards who are better when getting the ball to their feet from the flanks. I reckon Luque will get his chance in the upcoming games, but he probably has to grab it as it will be his last for both his stay at Newcastle and a place in the Spanish WC squad.

To be fair, only few have sooperfan mummies to accompany them...

The rumour is on the Sky website now... Hitzfeld in Magpies link By Peter ORourke - Created on 13 Feb 2006 Newcastle are reported to be ready to open talks with former Bayern Munich chief Ottmar Hitzfeld about the vacant managerial position at St James' Park. Speculation is circulating that Hitzfeld is travelling to Tyneside on Monday to open discussions with Newcastle officials. The Magpies are believed to have approached Hitzfeld about possibly replacing Graeme Souness at Newcastle. Newcastle chairman Freddy Shepherd is determined to bring in the right man to change their fortunes and insists he will leave no stone unturned to find the best candidate. Glenn Roeder is currently in caretaker charge at Newcastle, and even though he has guided them to two successive wins, he is adamant he is not interested in the post full-time. Hitzfeld is thought to be keen on a return to management after 18 months on the sidelines. The 57-year-old is one of the most respected managers in European football after winning the UEFA Champions League with both Borussia Dortmund and Bayern Munich. Martin O'Neill, Sam Allardyce and Guus Hiddink have all been mentioned as possible successors to Souness and Shepherd is hoping to make an appointment in the near future.

Why's O'Neill in Glasgow? 93416[/snapback] Didn't Anal O. say he was going to attend a testimonial dinner or something like that in Glasgow yesterday. 93419[/snapback] Dunno. Bit harsh ambushing him like that though. Surely we could invite him to SJP for talks? All sounds bollocks to me. I think we're gonna go further and further down the list and hire Souness again. 93420[/snapback] Well, Gemmill would be delighted.

Why's O'Neill in Glasgow? 93416[/snapback] Didn't Anal O. say he was going to attend a testimonial dinner or something like that in Glasgow yesterday.

I believe nothing until it is confirmed by a picture of Jimbo's telly.

And as I understand it they want a new sports journo as well...

To be fair, Taylor27 is their resident Asprilla's Foreskin...

http://www.youtube.com/w/Chelsea-Fan?v=RDU...arch=%20Chelsea

What do you think they done to solve the problem?? Confiscated his mobile? 93295[/snapback] Controversial! 93297[/snapback] Well, you definitely have a dodgy running style with a mobile in your boxers...

Does one play for Wales? 93250[/snapback] One who watched too many Bel Ami films?

I can think of only one "a multi-million pound goal-scoring mid-fielder".

What, no Fanta Fladder?