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HTT probably heard that Hitzfeld isn't going to get appointed...

Thank you, my good man, I had expected in to be MattM4 who would do it. Incidentally, how do I get accents on my UK-mapped keyboard, or is it different on a Jorman one? 97211[/snapback] Hmm, isn't your keyboard doing it automatically when you press the key with the accents and the letter directly after each other? I don't need strange short-cuts...

Déjà vu tbh

That's from the Sunday Mirror, but it's in the Mail aswell. 97165[/snapback] I don't think articles like that help, why didn't they mention: 97170[/snapback] Well, at least they didn't add "they nicked his wallet and pissed on him" this time... A story about the majority of respectful Liverpoolfans wouldn't make as a good headline as one about the misbehaving minority. That's tabloids for you. 97188[/snapback] We applauded the Southampton keeper off yesterday. I wouldn't expect any newspaper to pat me on the back for it, because it's not a story - I kind of take stuff like that for granted. If I'd heard songs sung about his injuries I would have unfortunately expected to see that in the papers. 97195[/snapback] Exactly, normal respectful behaviour isn't a story. But the problem I have with all these stories (like the one Catmag posted) about misbehaving fans is the generalisation. It's not the Liverpool fans, it were some Liverpoolfans (or better tossers) who "added insult to injury". As well as it are not the England fans who are hooligans etc.

That's from the Sunday Mirror, but it's in the Mail aswell. 97165[/snapback] I don't think articles like that help, why didn't they mention: 97170[/snapback] Well, at least they didn't add "they nicked his wallet and pissed on him" this time... A story about the majority of respectful Liverpoolfans wouldn't make as a good headline as one about the misbehaving minority. That's tabloids for you.

What the fat, ginger, gay, Souness-loving robot said.

Either that or we get one of the teams in a home tie. They are the only two teams (presuming Chelsea go through) in the competition who are far superior to Newcastle. But as long as they still are in the CL they might treat the FA Cup not too serious.

he is obsessed tbh

Good, now I want either Liverpool or Chelsea in a home tie presuming they are still in the Championsleague then...

It's strange, Dyer often gets (rightly) criticized for not scoring enough goals, but nearly everytime he plays up front he shows his scoring ability.

Forgot the bit where you put your feet thru the floorboards and get going 'Flintstones' stylie. Nicely done Boyo. Congrats! 96697[/snapback] Thats when I was learning Mags................. 96707[/snapback] Was the wheel already invented at that time?

Would be funny if it wasn't so affected...

Don't EVER say that again. 96647[/snapback] He won't, JJ will only celebrate his 23rd birthday once...

Two more goals and he will reach the 20 goal mark in the league...

Nice one! You should come to a pissup to celebrate - first round on you. 96469[/snapback] I'll drive up - you can buy the beers! 96517[/snapback] As long as Scunny are miles away, and you get me a ticket 96564[/snapback] The majority of home games are on general sale right up til kick off these days Get yourselves up here for a game the pair of yous - we need to prove that you're not the same person. 96571[/snapback] And if Gol wears his Chelsea top everybody will easily recognise him...

Yes, we should look forward and not behind. The only important fact from the past is that Gemmill was wrong.

I was more puzzled about this: http://cache.gettyimages.com/xc/56870239.j...10F755E003CBEB8 Are Shola and Kieron already practicing for a Jorman manager? (Lee Clark still needs a couple of sessions as he only can do the "Halt, halt, nicht schießen" bit...)

Considering all circumstances I will be happy if it is O'Neill. I'd rather seen the likes of Hiddink or Hitzfeld or a progressive idea, but from those people Fat Fred probably only had in his mind O'Neill is a good choice. I really liked O'Neill during his spell with Celtic, but since he took I got a bit more sceptical. Now thinking of it the very positive thing about him is that he wasn't thrown out by any club so far because he caused a mess. And his motivational skills are probably something where you can liken him to Keegan. So if his coaching staff is in fact doing a good job and not simply clueless yes man like the tosser brought in then I am quite optimistic of O'Neill being a success.

We'll probably sign him late in April and pay Rangers a huge compensation...

GREAT © SLP

Obsessed tbh 95290[/snapback] Yeah, I wear my obsession on my sleeve man. Do you go to the motherfucking games like? 95292[/snapback] Yep i`m a sooperfan too! 95293[/snapback] Extra Kudos for not living in the area tbh 95295[/snapback] Aren't we non-Geordies considered gloryhunters by the real sooperfans?

If it is the case that you need just a first 11 and three or four more players, then why did Christopher Columbus sail to India to discover America?" - Why indeed? "Football managers are like a parachutist. At times it doesn't open. Here, it is an umbrella. You understand, Mary Poppins?" - Nope. No. Not at all. Sorry Dick. "Damien is Damien. When I don't put him in the squad my mother, who's 84, asks 'why isn't Damien playing?' She kills me about it and that's true" - Mrs Ranieri has a thing for little Irish men. "My only technical adviser is my mother. When I told her that Damien had injured his shoulder again, she said 'oh no!' Who should replace him? I will call her before the game to ask." - This is getting worrying. "He's a crazy man" - Ranieri on Ranieri. "They showed good stamina and good vitamins" - The Arsenal win explained. "Before you kill me, you call me the 'dead man walking'. I must buy you an espresso. But only a little one - I am Scottish!" "Two years ago I watched Carlton play for the reserves and I saw two animals in him - one was a rabbit and the other a lion. I want to see that lion come out in him more often" - Ranieri on Carlton Cole. "He is my new little lion. And I like lions" - Ranieri on Hernan Crespo. "He is like a shark, like Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink" - Ranieri on Mutu. But then... "I once said Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink is like a shark and Carlton Cole like a lion. Well, Adrian Mutu is another born predator. In fact, Mutu is like a snake" - Ranieri changes his mind and completes his zoo. "I am happy when our fans are happy, when our players are happy and our chairman is on the moon" - Well, when your chairman's Ken Bates... "One coach was training a player's hair, and another was training another part of his body" - Now that's what we call the personal touch. "One beautiful day, a radiant day, Mr Abramovich introduced himself to me and said I should put a shopping list together" - Claudio Ranieri. Poet. "When I talk to the players I speak first of all in English, then I say 'sorry, now I will speak in Spanish, or Italian. Then on the touchline I speak another language so the other manager doesn't understand what I am saying!" - Explaining it all. "When are you coming, Sven?" - Ranieri's words of greeting to Sven when the two met at Highbury last season. "I can't change now. I'm like Frank Sinatra - I always do it my way. I told the players everything I did in the Monaco game was wrong. I changed things to win the match - but we lost and I was thinking "Oh f*** Claudio, why, why? Bad Tinkerman!" "I think Veron is the best midfielder in the world" - The funniest of the lot.

We also can do a helluva lot better.

WTF? 95113[/snapback] DONTOONER 95119[/snapback] Erm, oh he's German though isn't he? 95120[/snapback] I don't remember any other regular Jorman on one of the former incarnations (except Teena on the old forum at .cock). And I never heard any Jorman referring to Hitzfeld as 'Otto'.