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Nail on head. The behaviour of some people reminds me a bit of a little child that is crying"Boohoo, but it's me who belongs there!" Petty.

No need to panic, the transfer window reopens in January...

A pimp aint a pimp with no hoes (hoes) A hustla aint a hustla with no motherfuckin dough (dough) A thug aint a thug if his gun dont smoke (smoke) A playa aint a playa if his ass dead broke (broke) Yep, I definitely heard that being played at Finsbury Park mosque...

I would shoot him in the head, seven times. 9206[/snapback] Well, I always knew Muslim clerics are a sort of Gangsta.

Well, if the woman hadn't won the race with wykikitoon's car, she certainly wouldn't have got away...

Thats only true if the yellow frog has eaten from the holy banana tree though, surely? 9031[/snapback] The ostensibly sheepish eraserhead has a change of heart about a menage a trois.

A darling heathen derives perverse satisfaction from the greedily strawberry-blonde haunch. A clodhopper slithering by a gonad is abstruse.

1 Chelsea - Whichever team they choose to put out 2 Arsenal - Won't miss Vieira that much 3 Liverpool - If they can stop depending on Gerrard 4 Man Utd - Plenty of goals, but suspect farther back 5 Tottenham - Davids still a class act 6 Middlesbrough - Little by little.... 7 Aston Villa - O'Leary knows what he wants 8 Birmingham - Second city second again 9 Bolton - No one likes playing them 10 Blackburn - Bellamy player of the year 11 Newcastle - Why did we sell Bellamy again? 12 Everton - Close, but no cigar 13 Charlton - Can't think of anything to say 14 Man City - Stuart Pearce's hair turns white 15 Portsmouth - Fancy relying on Laurent Robert 16 Sunderland - The new Bolton 17 West Ham - Teddy Sheringham knighted 18 Fulham - Down in last-day drama 19 Wigan - Took too long finding their feet 20 West Brom - Should have gone down last season

Was that a whoosh? 8463[/snapback] Can't be. It's Ally, he never gets wooshed...

FIFA Announces Transfer Amendments 20 December 2004 FIFA have announced that players will now be allowed to make two moves in a single calendar year. Following a two-day meeting in Zurich, the FIFA Executive Committee ratified the revised Regulations for the Status and Transfer of Players. President Sepp Blatter also confirmed a player could be loaned to two different clubs in succession during a season if he had only trained and not played in any matches for his original club between loans. An official press release read, as follows: There are a number of amendments in the revised regulations, with the restriction on the number of transfers per calendar year to be relaxed, thereby allowing a player to be transferred twice within the same calendar year if the contract between the club and player has been cancelled with mutual consent before the second transfer is completed. However, transfers must still take place in one of the transfer windows. Furthermore, the provisions regarding the loan of players will also be more flexible. For example, a player who has been loaned to another club but then returns to his original club may be loaned to a second club, provided that since his return to his original club, he has only trained there and has not played in any matches for his original club. However, the five principles that FIFA agreed with the EU Commission in March 2001 have not been amended. These principles relate to the protection of minors, training compensation for young players, the solidarity mechanism, maintenance of contractual stability and the system used to resolve disputes. With regard to the final point, the revised regulations will allow a single judge to rule in such matters. In general, the different powers of the various bodies that deal with disputes have been laid down in a more precise manner. These new regulations, which will come into force on 1 July 2005 after the conclusion of the current season, will also have a new, more consistent structure and will contain the provisions and additions that FIFA has issued via circular letters since the adoption of the current transfer regulations on 1 September 2001. With regard to international registration transfer certificates and the provisional registration of players, it was also agreed that a more precise legal formulation was required. EDIT: Then Art. 5 (3) of the regulations: Players may be registered for a maximum of three clubs during the period from 1 July until 30 June of the following year. During this period, the player is only eligible to play in Official Matches for two clubs.

I just spoke to some Italian guy who told me about comments from Coco in the Italian press. He blamed the physios and coaches from Inter saying for the wrong schedules. He also had a go at Mancini for his training. So basically he is injury prone, a moaner and makes regular appearances in the Italian gossip columns. Good thing that Newcastle are doing proper background checks nowadays when signing players...

1. Go out for a meal. - often, at least a couple of times every week 2. Grab a take away. - occasionally 3. Get Drunk. - occasionally 4. Exercise. - I have to at the moment. Medical prescription, three times a week. 5. Eye up a member of the opposite sex. - always 6. Take a holiday. - I try at least once a year. Though, at the end of the year I normally have only taken up half of my paid leave days. 7. Buy a newspaper. - I do have a subscription 8. Go overdrawn in your bank account. - rarely, my giro account when I do bigger purchases 9. Beep your horn. - my bicycle only has a bell 10. Swear - rarely, mostly football related

Wank, wank, hooray.

Sure, .cock have been piss poor, but I think they have been much improved recently. I don't think the match report today is too bad.

Eh? I think their service is quite good actually, keeping in mind it's just a friendly against a pub team.

What harm could it have done letting him play against us?

Things were on the wane for 2 years pal. Infact robson scuppered us when he bought robert, and viana; at ridiculous prices. Not that i dont think our beloved chairman has ****ed us over on transfer money, but really SBR made some ludicrus buys aka jenas R, V, BUTT etc btw i guess by ur looney thinking, that milners current form has been caused by passing aliens form planet smoougee?? Rather than admit that the current manager had anything to do with it. tbh i spent most of last season slaging milner off, and really hes a bit mediocre alot of the time, but at least hes finding the net atmo. only mistake ive seen souness make so far, is selling off ambrose. *scratches head. Havent made my mind up about the hughes transfer. in hindsight it was a bit premature, but lets not kid ourselves he was the worlds greatest defender!! otherwise the restructuring is going well......except for lack of new striker /mutter. If we had spare dosh id also replace carr.....another talentless alsoran. 8145[/snapback] Your logic astounds me 8151[/snapback] Well, I don't even understand the text let alone the content...

Hmm, aaaahhhhh .... has the anti-gay legislation already passed the senat?

Cocktail evening with a bunch of friends. Caipirinhas, Martinis, Whiskey and of course a bottle of wine for me...

I think he first got fladdered and then smeckened by Jimbo.

WTF?? Where was this twat when he should have been in English lessons? 7602[/snapback] Probably somewhere in Tokio?

Well, I always thought the quality of shoelaces depended on how long they last. How wrong I was...

"they are out of europe and they let their best player go to B´ham.. on the same day" Say no more.

Yep, after a competent manager had signed Robert and Bellamy.