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Did it used to be Christensen's Alan? That was always me favourite non Newcastle chippy. I will admit to something here, I've mentioned before I worked in Sunderland for four years, the chippy beside Doxford Park Morrisons was fuckin belta!

Portions for an Ethiopian and nee batter nee good.

The ones in Central London are all absolutely wank, and I mean wank. There's a good one in Blackheath though and a goodun in Fulham but obviously that's out your way. If there's black people selling them the rule is they'll be utter shite, and that's not racist it's a fact.

See we've bid for James Tomkins today, 2.5m, turned down. He'll be a far better signing than Williamson. A very sensible long term buy if we can get him. Good on the ball too.

I've had a gan, and this is the first try I've had, I thought can I do better than Steve Kean. It's too fuckin easy, and I'm normally shit, I'm going to win the league with Blackburn in my first season playing 5 4 1. Too easy, very disappointing.

What from Durham? Aye. Better than sounding like Dougie Donnelly I suppose.

A naa A naa. Said in exactly the same voice as Oz 30:21 by the way. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMMVaTJCHXM&feature=related

A naa A naa.

I'm sure playing in front of 50000 passionate fans will inspire him instead of 15000 bitter Frenchies. Exactly who would you rather play for, a club no one has heard of in front of 10,000, or the third best supported club in the most important league in the world? FFS. nothing against newcastle but support dont bring trophies, when is the last time you won something ? most important league in the world??? u having a laugh ? It's not like it's an argument. It's an actual fact. This kid doesn't have a french IP address, they normally pipe down, talk about socialism, and zut alors.

I'm sure playing in front of 50000 passionate fans will inspire him instead of 15000 bitter Frenchies. you re generous with the 15000...I just think that the ticket pricing of your league is an absolute disgrace...but that s another subject. Just to let you know, we love paying £500-£1000 for season tickets, we'd much rather pay that than £150, all of us.

I'm sure playing in front of 50000 passionate fans will inspire him instead of 15000 bitter Frenchies. Exactly who would you rather play for, a club no one has heard of in front of 10,000, or the third best supported club in the most important league in the world? FFS.

He scored 4 goals in his first 3 games this season? I'm not sure if you're aware but Newcastle are very greedy when it comes to wages now as well. We don't pay big salaries.

Happy Birthday wor kid

If you're serious about not paying you're a cunt. 70 quid! You've spent about 10k on hols in the last 2 years?

He later tweeted to say the abuse had not relented despite his claims of innocence but that the experience had allowed him to learn some colourful new language. There's some thick fuckers about That's proper tickled me

I agree 9 points without any shadow of a doubt wi nee more injuries. Back off topic I've been humming Take On Meeeeee for the last 10 minutes.

My understanding is Swedish people look at the Norwegians like we look at the Welsh. Just boring nationalistic wierdo's.

Why lie? At least half the famous people in the world are English if you're honest ever in history. Alex I've heard of Ingrid Christiensen, if fact I remember her face, she was fuckin ugly. how dare england, with the ugliest celebrities in the world, to speak of other nations ugly celebrities... Less ugly than Ingrid Christiensen or John Arne Riise.

In fact on a worldwide basis, there are far far farrrrrrrrrrr more famous people from Tyneside than there are from Norway.

Steve Gottlieb off Neighbours might've been Norwegian if I'm not mistaken.

Why lie? At least half the famous people in the world are English if you're honest ever in history. Alex I've heard of Ingrid Christiensen, if fact I remember her face, she was fuckin ugly.

What about Roald Amundsen and Fridjof Nansen? What about them?

A-ha maybe? Swedish arent they?

Aamodt, Kjetil André, sports Amundsen, Roald, explorer Bjørnson, Bjørnstjerne, author Brundtland, Gro Harlem, politician Grieg, Edvard, composer Heyerdahl, Thor, explorer Ibsen, Henrik, author Koss, Johann Olav, sports Munch, Edvard, visual art Nerdrum, Odd, visual art Ullmann, Liv, actress Waits, Grete, sports I've heard of nen of these, Munch, rings a bell, but I don't know why.

Straight up outside of football I can't think of one Norwegian Person ever. Like honestly. Apart from that mass murdering cunt, and I can't even remember his name nuw.