McFaul

Fuck me, I was on hold 20 mins and it just cut off. Cunts.

Mint that like. I'd have loved even Ashley to have said that opening line about Allardyce.

I guarantee we'll get the cheap ticket geordies tag thrown at us, even though our average under reasonably expensive tickets remains at nearly 47,000. Mugs.

Haha they make Craig growl though.

Have you ever been to SJP Saltwater? Not a criticism or anything am just asking you. What does that have to do with last years home results? Not a critcism you say, alright. Still sounds like one mind. No I havent, being a student I`ve signed up for a few years of poverty, I`d love to go though.. Sorry if you didnt mean anything by it, it just read to me like " you are talking shite - no criticism or anything"... Mature student surely? Nar you normally make a good point once a week you don't always talk shite, I was just curious. You could probably do it for 200 quid. Yes yes. The average age of students in Norway is 27. We finish high school aged 19, then the army, maybe work a coupla years before college.. The fucking army I didn't know Norway had an army. Who are you going to fight? Fucking whales? Lets go and invade Norway, nar 6 pound a pint lets not bother. When the Germans invaded they were welcomed with open arms, in fact I read many Nazi-Norwegian babies were conceived due to the vast amounts of consensual sex between Nazi army figures and Norwegian women. Norway and denmark were considered the best places to be stationed for german soldiers. The Norwegian Labour Party made up this fairytale about norwegian resistance after the war ended, truth be told we did fuck all until it was obvious for everyone Germany was gonna lose. Then we blew up a few mailboxes and fired some crackers in the forrest. Our defense was absolute wank back then, and absolute wank now. Blücher, the German battleship who got sunk in the Oslofjord, were sunk by some fucking 17th century cannon fired by a rogue sergeant acting on his own / against orders That event allowed the government to escape, in fact they wanted to surrender, but King Haakon rejected their wish to surrender 3 times and told them to get their arses to england. We'd save yous now I reckon.

Fergie clearly isn't taking our title challenge seriously. Honestly, wierder things have happened than us finishing 4th this year. Im not saying there is a snowballs chance in hell we end 4th, but in europe you have CL-clubs going down the year after and vice versa. Who knows! I think we have more chance of coming fourth than Everton did in 2004.

Say nee more.

Have you ever been to SJP Saltwater? Not a criticism or anything am just asking you. What does that have to do with last years home results? Not a critcism you say, alright. Still sounds like one mind. No I havent, being a student I`ve signed up for a few years of poverty, I`d love to go though.. Sorry if you didnt mean anything by it, it just read to me like " you are talking shite - no criticism or anything"... Mature student surely? Nar you normally make a good point once a week you don't always talk shite, I was just curious. You could probably do it for 200 quid. Yes yes. The average age of students in Norway is 27. We finish high school aged 19, then the army, maybe work a coupla years before college.. The fucking army I didn't know Norway had an army. Who are you going to fight? Fucking whales? Lets go and invade Norway, nar 6 pound a pint lets not bother. When the Germans invaded they were welcomed with open arms, in fact I read many Nazi-Norwegian babies were conceived due to the vast amounts of consensual sex between Nazi army figures and Norwegian women.

You know the thing is compared to somewhere like Barcelona or Rome, Newcastle might not seem the best place in the world. It still has a charm that's unrivalled but I'm biased, it's better than anywhere outside of London and that's a fact in this country. However, abroad they probably think it's shite, before they live here and even then it's a big culture difference. See wor french players though, they're all from scruffy parts of Paris and the like. It's not like Ginola and St Tropez. Take Cabaye, I've been to Lille, I've passed through it a few times too, it's fucking scruffy. The centre isn't bad but it's not Newcastle. See Cabaye, is from a place called Tourcoing, which is part of the Lille connurbation (which stretches in to Belgium) about 10 miles away, literally on the border, and I'll tell you now culture wise, that part of France is more like here than anywhere else over the channel. It's a massive coal mining area, Lens is near by, it's like fucking Ashington and I'm telling you now Tyneside is better than it is there, far more modern and aesthetically pleasing, and this is another reason I think Cabaye won't mind being here long term because it's not that different to how it is at home.

A Leeds fan on twitter yesterday, he said "Noowcastle are a t'joke club a say t'joke club 'oo can't attract t'anyone decent". I says joke fuckin club, we've just signed a 24 year old mainstay of France's midfield, this weekend we sit 4th top of the most competitive league in the world three points clear of fifth, we are a joke club, yet you're fucking struggling at London fucking Road and have been out the top flight 8 fucking years! It's lovely.

Have you ever been to SJP Saltwater? Not a criticism or anything am just asking you. What does that have to do with last years home results? Not a critcism you say, alright. Still sounds like one mind. No I havent, being a student I`ve signed up for a few years of poverty, I`d love to go though.. Sorry if you didnt mean anything by it, it just read to me like " you are talking shite - no criticism or anything"... Mature student surely? Nar you normally make a good point once a week you don't always talk shite, I was just curious. You could probably do it for 200 quid.

Carroll is worth £15m at todays prices max. I'd bid max £20m straight cash for him max, or £22m + Obertan

Here's one for HF to put his eye oot with. Cabaye hasn't lost a game in any competition for Lille, France and Newcastle for 24 games.

Aye, definitely. Agree we didn't play well like (only saw the 2nd half, listened to the 1st) but whilst I know it's a cliche I think winning ugly in a match like that is a good sign, i.e. getting the result even if you don't play well. Mind, we were dead lucky with that missed header after the goal. It was a sitter when you saw it again and Krul would've had nee chance. I would've scored and I'm sure you would have too, was easier to miss. The Rodallega one in the first half any good striker scores, without sounding like Andy Gray, you've gottae go acroass eh keeper theyah. Rubbish finish, like I say though the one thing I'm happy about is we have steel, and we're better suited to play against teams who attack us, while yeah we can grind results out against shite (Fulham, QPR, Wigan).

Variation on the classic 'Toon, Toon, Toon, let me hear you say Whey Aye'. Aye which was also created by me in 1995. My claim to fame.

Best time "blood" younguns when a club is flying. Having said that like we clipped the top of the Byker Wall on Saturday, it was hardly flying. Worst home show so far. Also I'll bet anyone 50 quid now Smith and Perch start on Wednesday night.

What about the oot there brothers from 95 remixed though. He plays for the toon toon toon everybody say Cabaye Cabaye.

Have you ever been to SJP Saltwater? Not a criticism or anything am just asking you.

You what? Last year was a rollercoaster-ride, you couldnt be sure of a point if we played Notts County at home.. I much prefer this years steady results.... You what? Stevie's second song completely lost on me too. If people come back because of cheap tickets that an affirmation of their current skintness, so where were you when you were skint makes no sense as the reply is 'am still skint but the prices are affordable now'. He must have been on the wacky baccy thinking 'why is no one joining in?'. The Marveaux one is canny though it was MacToon's effort the one in bold, its' daftness appealed to me.

I always pick long odds winners, just fucking simple ones I fuck up on. Was a ridiculous price 10/3, didn't even make sense.

Looks like Cruddas Park flats that like. Well looks like we'll be seeing more of Lovenkrands nuw, big blow I think this to be honest.

He's oot till Christmas with a fucked hamstring Pardew's just said nee good that.

Everyone knows a season ticket holder ffs. You'd have to literally not know anyone at all in this city. If anyone wants one giz a shout and I'll sort one out for yous. Nee bovva at all.

Did you get out on the wrong side of the baird this morning?

Nothing like it, it's more my jelaousy/dislike of what these arabs have done to football. 220k a week for Yaya Toure it's not right man.