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Cheeky little mugs who are as young as 8 or 9. Walked out the offy the other week, few bottles of lager in me bag, "how mista giz one o them bottles" a says do one you little mugs, "ye berra giz one before a take them off ye" a had to laugh pmsl nee taller than 4 and a half foot, cheeky little cunt. You just know they'll have shit lives that type of youngun.

Most people relax on their days off though in Monaco or Florida, he fuckin visits mafia bosses in jail.

Same here. T'brother int law being t'classic case. Greedy, miserable, depressing, deluded, heartless, insular, and that's the good ones.

I'm good at lip reading, as I've proven on another thread with Danny Simpson calling someone a wanker in the club shop, and he 100% says hey Anton you black caaaant. The smile on his face when he says it is the most sinister thing about it. They're brought up to be racist in Romford, mind in parts of London you can see how some people do actually become racist. There's a different shape to your mouth when you say black and blind.

No one can convince me Simpson isn't saying "he's a wankohh" there. Watch it ten times. Hilarious, simply hilarious when you know the history of that Martyn

It fuckin is pmsl pmsl he was on BBC local news the neet singing champions league wa havin a laugh pmsl so fuckin funny. What a heed the baal, he looks happy though. I took a pic and put him on twitter off the news. Also lip read Simpson pointing at him 1:44. He says "he's a wanker" and points at him pmsl straight up lip read him

Loud women, who think they're more interesting by talking ridiculously loud. There's some I just feel like saying look you're boring as fuck, speaking as loud as you doesn't make you any more interesting, makes you boring as fuck and fucking annoying. Women are far more guilty than men of this. The classic profile is a fat 26 year old lass with 3 kids in a council house who swears more than Joe Kinnear. We ALL know someone like this, I don't care what you say.

Spurs will never be a big club is point one. Point two is, when in the last fifteen year, when has someone spent £30m-£40m taking the club fucking BACKWARDS like Allardyce did in 6 months? Kean was forced in to selling his best youngun and didn't even get all the money to reinvest. Blackburn have played well in games I saw them, they've had too many games where they've been unlucky, Sunday was one, but there is some character there shown by the victory over Arsenal. Like I say on an even level playing field when resources are taken in to account 16th/17th is Blackburn's level coming 10th is overachievement. How is Kean arrogant? He speaks to the fans about what they want him to do better. FFS Blackburn Rovers were in the second division for 40 years before they went up in 1992, I think the club have done amazing since then. Point 3: Newcastle were nowhere until about 1992, or whenever Sir John Hall and Keegan came and turned you into everyone's 2nd favourite team. So your club does not have a divine right to be at the top table either. So in some ways both our clubs are similar. Both got rich owners and good managers at the same time period, enjoyed some success, and ended up mid table teams. Newcastle were nowhere till 1992, because since the 50's we were the most under achieving club in world football because of greed and mismanagement. That's not a fallacy WORLD football. Newcastle United in 1971 stood shoulder to shoulder with Arsenal as the most successful club in English footballing history in the 20th century, we're not some fucking Leeds or Forest or Derby, and to go with our trophy cabinet, through out our history we've been one of the best 3 or 4 supported clubs in Britain, not England, Britain. So lets not go there saying Newcastle were no where. Blackburn were like fucking Bury or Rochdale, big difference pal. Kean's arrogant for trying his best to underestimate how people dislike him??!?!?! Fucking I must be arrogant too, I really hope he does a good job there just to shut the 15 or 16000 regular fans you have up, he's not in an easy position and the expectation level is ridiculous.

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Spurs will never be a big club is point one. Point two is, when in the last fifteen year, when has someone spent £30m-£40m taking the club fucking BACKWARDS like Allardyce did in 6 months? Kean was forced in to selling his best youngun and didn't even get all the money to reinvest. Blackburn have played well in games I saw them, they've had too many games where they've been unlucky, Sunday was one, but there is some character there shown by the victory over Arsenal. Like I say on an even level playing field when resources are taken in to account 16th/17th is Blackburn's level coming 10th is overachievement. How is Kean arrogant? He speaks to the fans about what they want him to do better. FFS Blackburn Rovers were in the second division for 40 years before they went up in 1992, I think the club have done amazing since then.

Fucks sake. The thought had crossed my mind that they'd have sacked the phones off to man the Ticket Office like. Can see me having to gan up themorra. Cheers for the info Stevie! Nee bother wor kid. He said as well, that there are 8,600 season tickets up for grabs.

Right I've just spoken to some bloke called John Hunter did a bit of digging went through to the media centre and who gave me his extension. He runs the T/O top bod with Simon Esland. Apparently there's 15 staff at the ticket office who normally take calls but they've said fuck that, too many people queuing so all of them are dealing with face to face customers downstairs. There's a call centre in Nottingham, who are taking calls, but only 4 staff in there, he said when its full it cuts you off. FFS

Blackburn are playing well, no one has hammered them and they've been unlucky, like they were yesterday. 20 shots at goal ffs. Kean is still learning, he comes across as an honest humble man, he's done well as a coach he needs time to get it right. I've got no idea what Blackburn fans want. Europe? Top 10? If they come 17th every season they're doing very well for a club of their size and means.

Where did you get that from like, Tom? Whenever I've rang up recently I've got through tosome of the same people I've spoken to for years and they were definitely based at SJP. They can't all have moved to Nottingham! They clearly aren't selling over the phone like, been trying to get a couple for my neighbour since they went on sale and have only actually made it through to the proper Ticket Office phone queue twice before being cut off. All the rest of the time it's been the queue to nowhere that takes you from 10th to 1st in 12 seconds. Cunts. It's actually disgusting, the longer it goes the less chance I have of getting the seat near us too. If they're not selling over the phone just fucking say.

Nar it's a disgrace. They should get Indians to answer the phones for 2 days.

You can't buy them at the club shop.

They're having astounding results in Europe tbf. Very likeable and professional guy, wish nothing but the best for him after what he achieved with us. They're not really that astounding, the CCC is as strong as all bar 7 or 8 leagues in Europe.

Hope you're on the work phone. 40p a minute on your mobile. I am. It's a disgrace, if they're not taking phone calls today they should just say. You go on you're 10th in the queue, then very quickly number, all of a sudden it cuts you off. Shocking customer service. Have y tried witholding your number ?

This bloke reckons he works for UMBRO pmsl........he reminds me of Tino. chrisdolan Chris Dolan I've just heard a Mario Balotelli story that betters Tesco & the fireworks... chrisdolan Chris Dolan OK, so his mum's over from Italy, asks the cleaner if she has everything she needs. Cleaner: "No, I need all the practical things - iron etc chrisdolan Chris Dolan Mario's mum: "Where can we go to buy these things? Write me a list and we'll go and buy it all" Cleaner: "John Lewis" chrisdolan Chris Dolan So Mario's ma sends him & his mates to John Lewis with a shopping list in hand... chrisdolan Chris Dolan Mario returns to the house 5 hrs later...empty-handed. Cleaner: "Er, where's the iron, iron-board etc?" Then a big John Lewis van arrives chrisdolan Chris Dolan van contains nothing from the shopping list bt the following 'practical items': - giant trampoline, Scalextric, 2 Vespas, table tennis set

Hope you're on the work phone. 40p a minute on your mobile. I am. It's a disgrace, if they're not taking phone calls today they should just say. You go on you're 10th in the queue, then very quickly number, all of a sudden it cuts you off. Shocking customer service.

Ye naa what this is, it's another Ashley ploy to wind the fans up this, it's getting on my fucking tits. One of yeez try it 08443721892

I'm getting pissed off, "you are now first in the q *click*"

Theyre deliberately dumping calls - arseholes

This is a disgrace, twice its happened.