McFaul

Steven Taylor

Good stuff, Stevie. After three months there's no point in going back on them. Good luck. Cheers kidda, aye a naa I've done it before a few times, I always pile the beef on when I chuck it, just need to be more disciplined. I divvint even fancy a tab this time, and am keeping away from weed etc....cos that's what starts me up again. I previously thought that was just because people tend to eat more as a substitute, I hadn't realised that smoking actually raises your metabolism. My metabolism is alright, and it does slow when you chuck it but it's just I do actually eat more when I give up, it always calms down though.

You're the type of kid who puts three fingers up your arse even when you're having a wank yee like. Total wrongun.

Same here, my thighs are massive though years of weight training and football on them. I feel sorry for fat cunts me, jeans just seem to stop at 36" waists in nice clothes stores, where do fat people get their clothes. Take Paul Wyn literally where would he find clothes? Went shopping for trousers for work last week. Tried on a pair of 36s in Topman and couldn't get the zip more than half way up. Tried on a similar pair in Zara in 34 and I need to wear a belt to hold them up. WTF is that all about I divvint naa but I've had similar problems. 36 jeans slack on me, 34 tight, yet 38 work pants perfect, am nee where near 38, am more like 35, but obviously there's nee 35.

I'd rather have punk anarchy kids than the mugs walking the streets today.

Same here, my thighs are massive though years of weight training and football on them. I feel sorry for fat cunts me, jeans just seem to stop at 36" waists in nice clothes stores, where do fat people get their clothes. Take Paul Wyn literally where would he find clothes?

Most people under 21 are total mugs these days, nee young characters about anymore. Their dress sense is part of their personalities.

Personally I've got nowt against Dave, he can be canny at times. One thing that I'm convinced about though is that when he wakes up in the morning he looks in the mirror and sees a young Pierce Brosnan staring back. That's the impression the kid gives me, high self esteem is good though to a point.

A naa she'll probably think thank fuck am rid of the baald cunt.

You could only play one striker with them three on. ............Cabaye...........Tiote............ .......................Narveux.................. ...........................Bafra................. .......................................Ba ................ Best............... Would leave us more open than Jodie Marsh's legs that. Where would the width come from? Tiote and Cabaye can both hold man. Spurs circa when they had shit DM's... Think Guti fukcing about wasting time on the left with no end product ala a def winger (Italy 90's) is more away game material. Santon and Wilson can bomb forward anyway both have decent pace. Ba likes to drop off where Guti plays anyway. Tiote covers left channel Cabaye covers right channel Who the fucks Wilson? I;m not in favour of these Championship Manager spaceship formations.

You could only play one striker with them three on. ............Cabaye...........Tiote............ .......................Narveux.................. ...........................Bafra................. ................Best.................Ba.......... Would leave us more open than Jodie Marsh's legs that. Where would the width come from?

Where's the highlights mate?

Doesnt suprise me about the Leeds fans signing that. Some of their songs are sick. Every Welsh side they meet the sing about Aberfan (sp?). There's only one Harold Shipman song got sung last night according to a lad here. We just wouldn't sing that. The last truly sick song I heard us sing was in 1990 along the lines of Nobby Stiles was there Bobby Charlton lost his hair in the Munich Air Disaster. Thankfully we wouldn't dream of anything as bad now. Leeds fans are proper scum, they're like an under class of society, like really.

What? Like when you've had the cement mixer oot? You wrongun.

England were fourth last month, win two games and now we're 8th?!?! How the fuck are Portugal, Uruguay and ITALY ranked above England, Brazil and Argentina? The only they've got right is Scotland ranked outside the top 50.

Always sounded like the audio was piped in from the local swimming baths. It did as well. Can you remember that one where Pele was there, and our U15s beat Brazil at Wembley. Pele said Rod Thomas would be as good as him His career highlight was winning the LDV Vans Cup with Carlisle. Pretty sure there's a similar story with Pele and Julian Joachim too, not even Sniffer talks more shite than Pele.

You could only play one striker with them three on.

Apparently Leeds singing about Munich last night, and Man Utd singing about Istanbul. Are geordies better people than most in this country? I think we are, there's nee way we'd stoop to such depths in 2011.

Good stuff, Stevie. After three months there's no point in going back on them. Good luck. Cheers kidda, aye a naa I've done it before a few times, I always pile the beef on when I chuck it, just need to be more disciplined. I divvint even fancy a tab this time, and am keeping away from weed etc....cos that's what starts me up again.

Mixed mood, personally everything is mint for me, got money in for September and October which means al get decent commission in both months even if I put fuck all else on. Relationship side couldn't be better, the only shit thing at the minute is am a fat cunt, but people don't mind Been a very good year overall for me personally hope it continues. However, it is tempered by the fact a close relative has had some shocking news which is canny depressing but am remaining positive and all the signs are it's ganna be areet, I pray to god it is.

What for 30 quid I'd be embarrassed asking to be honest.

Nee links?

They are good to watch at times but the entertainers is a name I enjoyed having been associated with Newcastle. United don't get many compliments these days. Is that yee Steve? Met you at the Shields derby last year with me mate Craig. You, that Scotty and "geordie", we had a pint in that bar in Heworth. Good crack if it was you mate, hope your scouting is going well.

I've done two seasons lately with the toon probably my best game ever, done it over 2 months like, and I'm unbeaten at home in 2 years, honestly unbeaten. 4th the first season, 3rd the second season. Adebayor and Ba up front.

Was just gonna write everything you've put there. That defence would probably be the best in living memory.