McFaul

Nearly 3 month with nee tabs now.

Do they give you a league cup ticket?

So is Chris Birchall Jamaican? You said fuck off back to Nigeria because he's black no other reason. I know for a fact you're the type of bloke who's in his car, points and says "look there's one there." As Chris Birchall played for Trinidad and Tobago he most certainly was not Jamaican. Well ye knew what I meant. Anyone my fundamental clear and present point of view here is that Sniffer is a racist, and it's difficult to argue with.

What the fucks on message mean? We're not all posh cunts ye naa and am sure am not the only one wondering. Fucking hell, it's not like I used it. You're so off message with that post. I'm not saying you're a posh cunt!!! I still credit you with influencing my present spelling of doilum, so there ye are.

On message. One of the shitest phrases I've ever heard. Auf Nachricht. Sounds even more wank in German.

What the fucks on message mean? We're not all posh cunts ye naa and am sure am not the only one wondering.

So is Chris Birchall Jamaican? You said fuck off back to Nigeria because he's black no other reason. I know for a fact you're the type of bloke who's in his car, points and says "look there's one there."

Shola was raised in Newcastle, why should he go back to Nigeria, explain why he should take that plane back to Abuja in three sentences. He was born in nigeria. He wants to play for nigeria. Its far enough away that he doesn't darken our first team's doorstep ever again because he's fucking useless. He wants to play for Nigeria cos hes too shite for England nee other reason.

My Parky-sense is telling me there is an interesting back story here spill It's no thing but............ A couple of weeks ago I was introduced to a half Italian bird and when I went to the bar, she'd moved seats and placed herself next to me. My mate Andreas seeing the danger started to talk loudly about Mrs P and her boyfriend (who wasn't there) and how big he was and how he liked his 'heavy metal' and so on...A is good at the warding off...Truth be known this irritated me a bit...And a big monster rose up in me and wanted to shout out "I am a free man!!!" We moved on to a couple of other bars and I started to drink heavily and before long she was sitting in me lap and gave me a peck on the cheek and later a cheeky kiss (not a lingering one).... Anyway she texted me today and wants to meet this weekend for a smoke and a few Guniness. Tricky one. I'd make it 1-1 tbh. Give up the moral highground? Aye ye naa what Germans are like anyway, they've got nee emotions so why worry.

My Parky-sense is telling me there is an interesting back story here spill It's no thing but............ A couple of weeks ago I was introduced to a half Italian bird and when I went to the bar, she'd moved seats and placed herself next to me. My mate Andreas seeing the danger started to talk loudly about Mrs P and her boyfriend (who wasn't there) and how big he was and how he liked his 'heavy metal' and so on...A is good at the warding off...Truth be known this irritated me a bit...And a big monster rose up in me and wanted to shout out "I am a free man!!!" We moved on to a couple of other bars and I started to drink heavily and before long she was sitting in me lap and gave me a peck on the cheek and later a cheeky kiss (not a lingering one).... Anyway she texted me today and wants to meet this weekend for a smoke and a few Guniness. Tricky one. I'd make it 1-1 tbh.

They're as bad as muslims that type. I'm sure our RE teacher at school said it was immoral to have a wank.

I'm not even allowed to talk to a lass if she's vaguely attractive when I'm out with her, but flirting as long as it's not too heavy you deal with it. I think if you have major doubts and you've been given reason to have them what is the point in the relationship, in your case though I know it's complicated by the bairn. Hanky Panky in general?!?! If that's going on she's not happy in the relationship and nor should you be. The biggest problem I have is her ex he wants to fight me all the time, he's a fuckin complete and utter mug I honestly hate him, it's got to the point where we've almost given up drinking in Ryton, Wylam and Prudda he has his little spies everywhere, we've already had one row which got split up, I feel like the bad cunt, but I didn't starting seeing her till they split up. I don't know what he wants me to do, just fucking give her up, if I did she wouldn't get back with him anyway cos he's a fuckin mug, who she's a million times too good for. If he wasn't such a greedy depressing old for his age arsehole she may not have left him. Obviously it was like leaving QPR and signing for the toon though.

Zamblera got sacked yesterday.

I'm buying someone a shirt tomorrow with 25 and five letters on the back. What will be the damage, and do you get a free voucher for a ticket for a league cup game or whatever?

Think with Best on 9 tap ins from 19 games they'll see it as less of a priority to get someone top drawer in and fob us with some Kevin Doyle type wank.

Has it been confirmed? As I said yesterday I was waiting to see what happens, IF its Pardew then its a fucking disaster and he's not an improvement on what we had Doilham You are a bit of a retard Says the lad who was asking what we'd say if we got Jol and he got us to 6th. Yes, the word being IF A decent manager plus a good transfer budget IF Which was never going to happen, which is why people were annoyed at Hughton's dismissal. FFS, what a fucking bungalow this lad is. It might have taken me ten month, but the penny finally dropped. Got nowt upstairs.

If we won two CL's in a row I'd still hate him, and while I conceded "Pards" isn't doing a bad job, he'll always be a mug too regardless what he achieves, I with MF.

Shola was raised in Newcastle, why should he go back to Nigeria, explain why he should take that plane back to Abuja in three sentences.

Even Forest fans taking the piss out of Ryder and his polls. A game we totally dominated, who's going to click no?? Doil.

Forest fans confident then.

Is this another "wind up"?

Typing like a mackem nuw.

Rush was a good moocher, but if you'd have put Imre Varadi up front with Dalglish I'm sure he'd have a similar goals return even. People don't realise how good Dalglish was these days, he was easily the best British player of all time and I say that because Best fucked his career up with his drinking, watch some videos of him, he was completely immaculate. Aye to be honest, I always viewed John Aldridge as a better striker, I know he spent most of his years in the lower leagues, but he never used to miss and if you look what he did at Real Sociedad, you could argue in the modern era of football, no British player has been as successful abroad as he was in his two years in Spain. He was second top scorer in Spain in his first season and a lot of their crowd hated him for being the first non-Basque to play for Sociedad.

Mackem at work was trying to wind me up about having black cats on the stadium (if there's a puma logo going up) the other day. Said i didn't give a fuck about their manufactured identity. He got really defensive and started pulling out fanzines that had old programmes from the 30's in them referring to the Black Cats. Proper raw nerve with them that one. Aye, that's the thing about it. I know it was their nickname in years gone by but it had completely fallen out of usage. Whoever heard of a poll to determine an official nickname for a club anyway? As you say, completely manufactured. Their nickname was always "Roker" or "The Rokerites". Pretty sure The Pink often used to write things like Roker 3 Southend 1.

Jan Aage Fjortoft arguing with me about Ian Rush. I stand by what I say, Rush benefitted hugely by playing with Kenny Dalglish in an era when football was shite, and got totally found out by inability to adapt when he went to Juventus, and that was basically him not finished but ending up as an average striker for the rest of his career in a brilliant Liverpool team largely speaking. Fjortoft's telling he was better than Shearer, what a mug. He'll be telling me Mikkel Beck was class next.