McFaul

He'd be the best 5 a side player in the world, but fuck him. Newcastle on an even level playing field should only feel inferior to Man Utd and Arsenal, but we're not on an even level playing field anymore, and we don't need little divvies who have accomplished fuck all in football, admitting they'd use us as a spring board to Man Utd, Arsenal, City or Chelsea.

It's a killer like and I feel so tired today, but I'd recommend it to anyone, was a class sense of accomplishment when I got there, but I was mentally and physically fucked. When I say mentally, ye just so fuckin tired. If I do it again, which I might, maybe a different course, I'll train for it rather than just do it cos it's nee course for novices, you don't need to be Britain's fittest man, but you need to be fit, and am not really, or not near where I should be. It's route 72 for anyone that wants to have a gan, if you put it in google, like I say 6 hours 36 minutes, sounds a long time, but the train takes 1hr30, and the 685 aboot 1hr50 so that shows ye.

Spot on, and it's what made us the team we were 01-04, Dyer, Bellamy, Robert, even Jenas could run, we were the fastest team in the league along with Arsenal at that point.

Ye just a fat JR Ewing, fat JR Eeeeeeeeeeeewwwing, ye just a fat JR Ewing. Fat JR Ewing, ya just a fat JR Ewing, fat JR Eeeeeeeeeeeewwwing, ye just a fat JR Ewing.

Age is an attitude in some ways, and I think I've been lucky cos I've always looked young for my age, but I feel 33 today like, fuckin hell. Must've burned 5000 calories easily this weekend, and am now fucked. The thing is you know when you're young people say your life goes to quick, you're like aye, aye, aye whatever, it really does. It seems two minutes ago when I was 18, and when ye get in to ya early 30's ye feel just the same, you don't change in to some old cunt inside, you feel you're still 18, nothing changes apart from people give you a bit more respect and you become more opinionated and in some ways arrogant about things. See on The Apprentice the other day, the task was a magazine for old cunts like over 60, and one of their magazines was called "Hip Replacement", they asked a selection of old people what they thought of the title, and they were horrified, one of the blokes said "you never feel 60 in your head we still think we're 25 in our minds". So fuck age, you're as old as you feel, and as long as you don't look pish, who cares?

As Oz once said about Rodney (which also applies to me) "e was born in the year Newcastle got relegated so what's that make um". Scary that at least half this forum are younger than me like.

You'd have too many people telling you to either sit down or be quiet. Do you sit in the Leazes Jonny?

Getting rid of Smith, Perch and Xisco this summer will be the best business any club does this summer, in the whole of world football, and I really think that is no exaggeration.

Aye there's a picture of it above "Wallsend 37 miles".

True but its only 80 mins on the train back. I'll be wearing a safety helmet next time like for those main roads. I tell you what it is like am not one to be patronising about people from other places and their towns but straight up, say you're a 19 year old lass in Haltwhistle, there's a social club and one pub and that's it, what a shit life it must be, literally nowt to do, not even a McDonalds. The 10 mins I had in their town, there was a sign "HALTWHISTLE THE CENTRE OF BRITAIN", middle of nee where more like.

Mad? Well it's marginally more interesting than using the works gym 14 hours a week, with the same results

Well use some cunt else a stepping stone you disrespectful mug.

Was at a bit of a loose end yesterday for a variety of reasons, and I need to do some serious fitness work, if am having a final season in 11 a side from August, and just as importantly got a good 2 stone to shift, so I thought fuck it. Had a look on the internet the other day and decided to see if I could ride from Newcastle to Carlisle. Yesterday morning was pissing it down but once I've decided to do something I don't change me mind. Was at Newburn by 925 was absolutely fuckin pissin it doon. Took a random picture of me leg which was all muddy and dirty by Corbridge. I set mesel 90 mins to get from Newburn to Hexham, and got there 1049, saving 6 mins This was the killer bit fuckin hell, took me over 2 and a half hours between Hexham and Haltwhistle, seriously fuckin hell I have no idea how they dee the tour de France, was up and doon mountains and hills every 5 minutes, I'd conquer one hill, "ah it'll be areet noo.....aww 4FS!..." Killed me that bit like. Next main place was Brampton, I was fucked by this stage as soon as I got in to the town I could smell tac, and you'd probably need it living there, you could tell you were in Cumbria by the faces on people, I was dead by this stage but just 10 mile left couldn't chuck it now. Half way there had to stop wouldn't care it probably the easiest part of the journey good road reasonably flat but I could hardly go any further, and the wind and rain were fuckin driving right at me. When I seen this I felt fucking elated thought the road would never end. ...and 20 mins later I deserved this. Am nee Greg Le Mond like, but 6 hours 36 minutes, the guide said about 6 hours, but that won't be for 6ft2 15 and a half stone doilums, it'll be for your skinny fitness freaks so I was quite proud, I said yesterday I wouldn't do that again, I think I probably would, it was so hard but I feel areet this morning like. Yous should get bike for the summer, not that it was summer weather yesterday like but narf tones ya legs n ya arse.

It's been going on for years in London, and I don't like it neither, and they're always black, never see a Romania or Pole doing it. First time I remember seeing it (vaguely as it was also one of the most drunken days of my life) was after the 1998 FA Cup Final in the Sports Cafe, Haymarket, London. I was washing my hands (good lad - amazing how many blokes don't like) and this fuckin Nigerian's sat there bowl full of pound coins starts squirting fahrenheit on me, "WHAT YE DEEIN YA DAFT CUNT????" he didn't get his quid but I've seen it in London ever since in various places, shame it's spread to the toon. What a way to make a living squirting blokes in a gents toilet.

Pish. What site was that Everton crack off?

It's got an Asda at least.

Where you getting that from? One I'm reading now they all seem to think N'Zogbia is going there as if Charlie would go to Everton ffs who do they think they are. I seriously am struggling to remember the last time they attracted an in demand top player. Heitinga doesn't come in to that bracket, Tony Cottee maybe? That was 23 years ago.

Also if he was the best striker we were signing this summer, surely he'd have been given the number 9 rather than 19.

If you nuked Sunderland we'd get the faal oot ye divvy. oh yea sorry reminds me of that movie return of the living dead 1 where sent a nuke bomb to blow the zombies up lol

In other words totally in keeping with Ashley's wage structure. So much for the ITKs with £70k! Yeh so now Ajax_Andy is bitter and wrong Last time I say it WHY would you join Everton over Newcastle? A fucking complete spaz can see it's such a non-event of an argument, but Merseyside clearly is such a bubble they can't see past their noses. Was obvious it wasn't £70,000 a week it makes no logical sense with this regime when all they've done for three years is move to get top wage earners on no more than 50k. As if they'd offer someone 70k with Tiote sat there on 50 oh dear at Everton oh dear at ajax_andy a bad thread for you.

For me, the people I most pity are from Middlesborough, just going off what I know of the place and this lad I lived in the same building with for a year. He was mentally scarred. I think the North-West of England is pretty boring on the whole. I agree, I much prefer mancs to scousers though by far, many of them are actually quite funny. The lakes are probably the nicest place in England though if you count that as North West. Middlesbrough is a terrible place but the nearby scenery is actually quite nice, and at least it's only 40 mile from the toon.

Absolute spot on, but the bit in bold, some actually are aware they're the most pitied people in the country I think. 29% of people in that city on the dole or on the sick, I wish we could give it to Ireland. Why do you even care? I have never yet met a Scouser who thinks they're pitied, we're far too arrogant for that. That's one of the things Shanks most loved about us. I'm not into looking up those kind of stats far too tedious and boring so I'll accept your word for it. Maybe they should travel up to Newcastle, as you seem to be implying that it's teaming with jobs. I'm happy enough being a part on our own, Irelands just a nice place to visit. You're too arrogant to think you're pitied, well at least you acknowledge the fact you are. The thing you being happy enough being a part on your own is, the rest of the country has to pay money to support the 29% of your population who are happy to claim varying forms of benefit. I wish we'd give you autonomy on your own me, "we're not English we're scouse", try and support yourselves then. Your GDP/per capita would be lower than Mozambique.

First bit of sense I've seen off a Liverpool fan in 7 years.

Bramble's brother convicted of rape pending sentence. I knew it all along when people were saying ah it's the lass, look at his face, he looks like a rapist.

Absolute spot on, but the bit in bold, some actually are aware they're the most pitied people in the country I think. 29% of people in that city on the dole or on the sick, I wish we could give it to Ireland.