McFaul

There's always been the odd detested player. My mate almost goes purple faced when you mention a keeper called Steve Hardwick! (Just before my time). Mark 'Jason Donovan' Stimson was my first real loathed player that I remember off hand. Was Kevin Dillon for me, initially it was cos he a mackem captaining the toon, but then I realised he was also the slowest shittest player I'd ever seen. There was a saying round Newcastle for a while "you're a right Dillon you" and am sure it was inspired by his shiteness.

We played shite wouldn't want to watch it. They had a good goal disallowed as well, cant mind his name but he was a little winger from Deportivo.

In all his time here I think I can only recall three people saying anything nice about him. All lasses. As a bloke he's a mug (see Rangers away), I bet he's soft as shite as well and he loves the hardman image, but the main thing is, what a thoroughly wank footballer he is. He hasn't got one attribute, like literally not one.

Wade won, and fair play to him. Never knew he had depression like, always just presumed he was a naturally miserable cunt.

Absolutely class got him in a big double with Ovens. He is the stereotypical bottler him though the Welsh, once his head goes that's it.

I missed all of it yesterday, missed everything yesterday apart from the England game and my memory of that is sketchy, but been speaking to one of me mates, he said Nicholson was a legend yesterday beating 1 and 2 in the world 9-8 9-8. He's still a dick like, he narf looked tired today. @TheAsset180 This dour Welsh prick has had piss easy draws but his finishing has been mint, but I just got a feeling the final will be Wade v Ovens. Ovens looks like he's been on a 10 day bender every time I see him. What was Wade moaning about in the last game? Music?!?!

Here, did Pardew sign Dyer for West Ham. I know a lot of people don't like Dyer, but I'm not ignorant enough to see that on his day he's one of THE best players we've had in my life time. I saw him a few times last season for West Ham and he was mint really good. He's 32 and now out of contract, as back up I'd say look Kieron we'll give you £30k per game. Looks like Boro are ganna get him though.

I think this picture sums up the last four years of Newcastle United better than any other.

Aye Kev aye. Last spoke to him before West Brom in the lift, he said he'll dee it.

Will be a brilliant day when this shit mug is sold. I'd prefer him to go to his "boyhood dream club" Glasgow Rangers, and be shown up as not even good enough for the SPL. He proves the notion that you don't have to be talented to make an obscene amount of money from football.

Would love the club to sell him, he'll never be a top class Premiership player.

Right Besty, get the pitch booked, got 9 of my 11 sorted - 9 or 10am 25th June 2011, no news on whether Gazza's ganna turn oot yet, starting to get the impression 5 bellies is full of pish tbh.

They can come truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuue. Never accept mediocrity. Had one last neet like was with 4 of my mates, in Thailand, we beat this Thai team 3-1 in a game of 5 a side (which we actually did), but in my dream we got kicked to fuck Bruce Lee style after the game, and some Germans were laughing at us from their balconies. Fuck knows what that signifies.

And far more rewarding when you can rip apart those who didnt applaud I have my own unwritten rule which I hope the club understands when I buy my season ticket, which is in keeping with me as a person. I reserve the right to fuck off, go in a strop, have a hissy fit, and be a drama queen when I don't like something, which is exactly what happened against Arsenal and WBA. It's like on Coming to America..... If it's shit no cunt should applaud. Which is why only one applauds Sexual Chocolate, although CT would probably be that little old fella who goes "dayyyam that boy can sing."

Aye he's right that's what a KBJ is till pictoral evidence is provided, of course me and Craig are the only ones to provide such evidence, and till such time as anyone else does, we remain the only CERTIFIED two non-KBJ's on this board. Dont think I got my first Sunderland top til I was in me 20's We was poor I guess and the fact that me dad wasnt a football man and I was the youngest of 7 didnt help. Think my first bit of "kit" was a shitty red and white scarf (that I worshipped) and at the time (mid 80's) we used to wear them tied around your wrist. Of course no cameras to verify so must remain a KBJ. Mind I would really criticise anyone for being one as it was fucking shite most of the time pre Keane. These younguns today have never had it so good...... Tidied and for the record I reckon you only started following football a couple of years ago, and as for the photographic proof, no surprise there that you have nothing to back your story up. You've got lies you haven't broken into. Come on little fella, lets see if we cant take your mind off all this nastiness seething away inside you. Well I don't think that was a proportionate reaction like to be honest.

Anyone under the age of 30 is exempt from KBJ scrutiny being fair.

Howay then, Stevie, me and Meenzer are on fucking tenterhooks here, man. KBJ? Aye he's right that's what a KBJ is till pictoral evidence is provided, of course me and Craig are the only ones to provide such evidence, and till such time as anyone else does, we remain the only CERTIFIED two non-KBJ's on this board.

Caant

Nar forgetting the fact he looks bent, well it's better than you saying Lou Carpenter. I always get grief, other cunts should put their pics up.

:D :D :D :D That's the second funniest thing av seen this week.

Yous are spot on like. The lasses about 20 years of age who are fat as fuck who wear the tightest leggins ever, so big you could park "Big Geordie" the digger, in the reflection of their arse, who are totally oblivious to the fact no one wants to see that on a sunny Thursday afternoon. Even then Shields Road is still better than Blyth. Thing is like a lass could be a bit overweight (obviously we're not talking morbidly obese here) and look dead smart in the right clothes. Why the fuck they think they look the part in a vest top and a pair of denim hot pants is beyond me like. Maybe they don't own a mirror. Which would explain their make-up as well. Aye exactly. Pink leggins on a lass who is 16st and a tight top saying "DON'T TOUCH" shows actual ignorance. Oblivious to the fact the rest of the world sees it as horrific. Aye make up Nothing worse than an orange looking thing. To be fair like I had a gan at fake tan when I was 18 one neet before I went down, got to Central Park and everyone was asking me who'd been wiping shite on me face cos it was pure streaky.

Yous are spot on like. The lasses about 20 years of age who are fat as fuck who wear the tightest leggins ever, so big you could park "Big Geordie" the digger, in the reflection of their arse, who are totally oblivious to the fact no one wants to see that on a sunny Thursday afternoon. Even then Shields Road is still better than Blyth.

Some another £5 or so for the Man U game. Fair enough. Dont think my mates wife is going to let him get one so think its looking like another year of pick and choose and pub for me. Another £5. I think for the cheapest seat in the groond against Arsenal, Man Utd, Liverpool and Sunderland it was £45 if am not mistaken, not to mention £35 for your blue dipper, yid, Villa type games.

£133,000 is actually silly money. We might have been a big forward thinking club then, but that's probably 40k a week more than any club was paying one of their players.