McFaul

Aye, pisses me right off that. A lot of them won't place the money in your hand either and prefer to place it on the counter. I like to try and give their hand a sly stroke accompanied by a cheeky grin, it pisses them right off. I don't mind about them putting the money in your hand, cos some of them wipe their arses with their hands as part of their traditions, but the lazy fuckers, yel spend 20 quid in there and they won't even put your stuff in your bag for you. The local shop I go to, they says "trars" when you're leaving, I explained its ta ra but trars everytime and fucking have Asian films on every time you go in on the telly beside the counter, with that fucking pathetic cat strangling singing, I refuse to believe they enjoy it.

that is actually quality.

A big gripe of mine is Asian shop keepers, mentioned this before, who can speak better English than most of the customers in their shop who speak Hurdu when there's just three of you there. They could be saying anything. It is rude I don't care how you look at it. Cue Renton and the HF saying what about English in Spain blah blah...

is that still open? They had a cracking sunday league team them for years. Did you ever go in The Scrogg Alex? I've been in every rough bar in the West End of Newcastle, some in Gateshead, Sunderland, Blaydon, Ryton and Winlaton too, and I'm telling you now that is the roughest bar I've ever seen in my life. The manageress literally had four teeth and three o them were black. Domino card being passed round for tac (only seen that before in the Whin Dyke), and the only reason we didn't get our heeds kicked in cos my mate was waiting for his pal to drop some cowies off. Then we had to walk to Walker Road via this kids flat. Fuck me, them were the days No idea if it's still open like. I was last in there about 10 years ago (maybe more). If they know you, you're alright. And I've never been in The Scrogg but I used to go past it in the car every week on the way to my Gran's. Me and a lad at school (who also had Walker family) used to laugh about it as even the name sounds rough. I've been in The Lord Nelson for a pint with my (now deceased) Grandad. Fuck me He was totally oblivious as to how rough it was (mainly due to being short of lamp oil) but he thought it was canny because it was so cheap. I donno where the Lord Nelson is, but the Lord Clyde at Byker would be up there in the top 10 worst bars I've ever been in. When I was a bairn Shields Road was mint Parish's felt like Buckingham Palace and speaking to me uncles the bars were excellent too, now it's just a pure bamps paradise. The Raby ffs. It's just horrific, again maybe 9 or 10 years since I was there but fuck me. Seems a lot of us have Walker origins on here like, all the proper geordies have Walker blood. Aye the name "The Scrogg" it just sounds rough as fuck, I used to think the same about "The Deckham" in Gateshead too although never went in there.

is that still open? They had a cracking sunday league team them for years. Did you ever go in The Scrogg Alex? I've been in every rough bar in the West End of Newcastle, some in Gateshead, Sunderland, Blaydon, Ryton and Winlaton too, and I'm telling you now that is the roughest bar I've ever seen in my life. The manageress literally had four teeth and three o them were black. Domino card being passed round for tac (only seen that before in the Whin Dyke), and the only reason we didn't get our heeds kicked in cos my mate was waiting for his pal to drop some cowies off. Then we had to walk to Walker Road via this kids flat. Fuck me, them were the days

taak aboot dregs of society, and I say that with Walker blood swishing through my veins. Very poormans Buffs, where they have some type of Norwegian. Me mother n fatha had their wedding do in The Turbinia never been in, but it reminds me of Oz for some reason.

Good effort I've had a gann. We've got a scout called Graham Carr from Kent, from Kent He's got a famous funny son, he's bent, he's bent He found Tiote and Ben Ar He's the first cunt at the bar Newcastle's chief scout, Super Graham Carr nanananannananannanaaaaa Class chant about a scout haha, that would be great Don’t think there's an English team using a chant for a scount? A so called friend of mines comment on it "loughas78 @Leazeslad are you drunk?? about 1 hour ago via Panoramic moTweets in reply to Leazeslad"

I'll ring him at 4 if he hasnt responded to me text.

I tend to tip in inverse porportion to the quantity/inaneness of the conversation. I generally round up to a quid. So if it's £8.20 I'll give him/her 9s. If I'm fuckin mortal and spackered off my face, I do some stupid things like pay £20 on a £13 fare done that loads of times. Billy Big Bollocks tbh. Well more like nobhead the next day like. If they are very good crack they might get £8.20 rounded up to a 10a though. There's a lass works for LA Taxi's she's like Jo Brand tremendous crack, same size as her too like, but enjoyable crack for 20 mins, and that's all ye want or nothing. The ones that talk about football oh dear. "Aye I remember that Brazilian Dalgish signed Tino aye, hattrick against Real Madrid aryyyyyyye" fuckin pipe down. Loads of them like that mind.

I hated it when I first saw it, and I think it's even worse seeing the players with it on. See the players in a line all signing shirts, if I was one of the kids, I'd gan "not yee" when I got to Smith, like Bridge with John Terry.

Am workin on it. He was on neet shift last neet, gets in at 630 and he's still asleep. He's a good keeper like, he was in goal when you played for me. Fat cunt noo like but he's still very good.

Ye can ring its nee bother. 90 minute games like? I'd rather play tbh. I absolutely love it there, its the big astroturf pitch aye? First time I played there I scored five, then we all piled in the Euro 96 beer festival on a Saturday lunch time for the rest of the day on the brewery site. Jack Charlton's son played, he had a big range rover, he was fuckin pish, seemed a good bloke though.

100% I'll get lads. Nar, nar most of the lads I'll get are mates, we used to play together but not nee more not for 3 or 4 years. The average age would be aboot 34 so yed have a good chance. Are they aal younguns like? Re: the reffin, much do yous pay your refs normally? Giz a ring about 730 in mornin, I'll either mumble swear words at ye kickin off at the time, not answer or say aye.

Centre half, DMC, or up front. Been a striker all me life but when ye lose ya pace ye migrate to the back more.

95% of glorified IT analyst figures bollocks types I left you 5% Stevie Come on - I'll bet you think the same of your peers. (I think 95% of IT people are shite as well). I do. Absolute bunch of wankers a lot of them. It is a decent job in my view, but the arrogance of some of my colleagues in the last 5 year you would think they were MD of Virgin. Well I had my brother in law in mind rather than you

You got enough outfield players, cos I'll get some of the lads if required. I'm not promising though am out for 630 tonight, and probs stopping out. I'd love a game though if you're short, and I'll ref games in future if am not out. Got nee badges, but a ref in the NESL now and then always get 8 or 9 on the sheet, and only ever sent one player off. Anyone a naa plays for yous? In fact I could get a team to play against yous like Besty, give me two weeks right. What standard are the kids?

You got enough outfield players, cos I'll get some of the lads if required. I'm not promising though am out for 630 tonight, and probs stopping out. I'd love a game though if you're short, and I'll ref games in future if am not out. Got nee badges, but a ref in the NESL now and then always get 8 or 9 on the sheet, and only ever sent one player off. Anyone a naa plays for yous?

Time is it and where? Need to be away by 12s at the latest and I'll be hungowa, but I ref in Sunday league now and then. If its for those N-O mugs forget it. 9AM at Gatesheed Stadium, and it's not against N-O! 9am fuckin hell, you got me mobile number? If you're still struggling by 9 the neet drop me a text. I've got a full refs kit like a look like a tall Jeff Winters You play there regular on a Saturday morning on the 11 aside? If so I LOVE playing there if there's a regular game if you're ever short.

Same as Sunday really, but not hungover. Last few months have been some of the best for years, for loads of reasons, the day is coming (well in about 10 years like) where am as rich as CT. I'll have to reach Branson first before I get to CT like. Going on two hols this year, but I tell you what it is, I'm gutted the season is over on Sunday. GUTTED. Nee WC or EC neither. However may have a ticket for the CL Final yet it's not a freebie though, I find out on Monday. As long as your getting thinner while your getting richer. A bets a bet. Listen I've got a proposal for yous why don't we say June 15th rather than June 7th, I've been away this week and not exactly been good. So rather than 14 11 by 7/6/11 - 14 10 by 15/6/11 deal? and if I don't hit it I up it to £30 rather than the 20s. How's about.........No Well it's ganna be like feed the world times for me, if am to do that in 17 days like. I could in 25, and that's a fair challenge. I'll weight mesel the morra as well in town to show am not cheating.

95% of glorified IT analyst figures bollocks types

People who work in Safeway who kidnap people

I need to do that in five minutes sorry

Wronguns

I might adopt that policy. Women who don't like being on top. Blokes who think they could pull anything. Roger Tames.