McFaul

Heaviest I've been for fucking ages! 16st4. My 6 week treatment, worked on every day starts next Weds, and apparently I could lose 2 stone so I wouldn't grumble on that side.

pmsl This guy never ever fails to attract ridicule. See they do that 28 page supplement on a Weds, 6 of those pages are literally just him babbling. Lee Ryder truly is the Paul Dummett of journalism. His gaffers are mugs, he's shit, he's a NE lad, and he'll never get any better.

I do but we need to agree on some T&C's we don't on at the minute. I like South Shields don't get me wrong, but there's NEE WAY that I'm not moving back to the West End or further along the Tyne Valley, terms our agents need to iron out

Ah I might fluke it man. My lass and her mother putting the pressure on me to get married. I should really, I might get through it, and in four years time I'm 40. 40 and not married really is old cripple status.

Cheers for being nice. My cancers was partly Level 3, as I said 1 is fine 2 pretty serious 3 extremely serious 4 you can't survive, but the shape of mine and how it was composed was a very weird one they said. The pictures were mental. They said 5 years would be decent, BUT they also said I could fluke it and last longer. They seemed to tell me every worse case scenario, but two years and potentially dead would be no good, I need to see an Ashleyless NUFC win something before I leave. Thanks for your kind words though. Next 3 months are going to be hard. There's a test specialists are doing very randomly now, with a new form of treatment for this and I've said yes. It involves radio and chemo, so I'm basically a testbaby. Hopefully it's a good decision.

Fantastic pics

Aye I've only got 5 years left, had a 2 hour meeting yesterday, the tumour will 90% certainly be back in 2-5 years then I'm more than likely fucked. Never mind. Going to make as many people happy as I can before I cark it. Apart from mackems, dippers, Spurs fans, and a few others.

I've got a sit down crack with the hospital today to find out the details of my radiotherapy format which starts next Monday. Has anyone had this radiotherapy before? It doesn't prevent erections or make you bald does it? Unreal like, I get it every single day for 6 weeks, well apart from Saturday and Sundays like. I'm at day 18 with no beer now, I still fancy a pint but no where near as much.

George Burley took Ipswich to 5th, then got relegated the year later. Flukes happen. Consistency with shite never does.

Should be given time my arse. I have to say a majority of the Southern media are complete fuckwits. Many people choose to put this to back of their minds but this is the truth from the terraces, we drew 1-1 with Wolves last home game of 03/04, and Robson got a dogs abuse off the fans. It's no exaggeration to say when he was sacked www.nufc.com and I truthfully believe 50% of our fans supported it whole-heartedly, and for what? 4th, 3rd and fucking 5th with a massively injured squad and obscene amount of games that season. No-one can deny that. Sir Bobby started the next season with exactly the same record as Pardew - W0 D2 L2. Robson sacked. Few fans said a word after establishing ourselves as a top 5 club. This bastard had relegation form last season for 5 months, and had it the whole season the year before yet blamed our European run. Utter cunts Ashley, Pardew and anyone questioning why fans are up in arms that he's still got his job.

I remember Clarkie's 90th minute goal against Boro in 2006, wasn't celebrated because it kept Souness' job. 2-2 draw. I'm telling you now, the Hull game will become one of the biggest in recent history where many supporters aren't completely against a home defeat if it means getting rid of him. I'm one. Best decision I've made in recent years jacking my season ticket this summer.

Right as you all know the last time I told you about our new manager it was Pardew 8 weeks before he came. I've heard something 4 years later, from a decent source too. Initials GH. Saying nowt more about this, sincerely hope it's true, I like the bloke.

Well you get the dementia man, not part of the personality neither so this thing would finally give you a great excuse.

I think mentioning a date in 20 months time, that potentially the club could be up for sale is typical of this man and his organisation. The beauty of it in my eyes is that the club is for sale now, he just doesn't want feeble £80m bids, he's putting it out there that the club potentially won't be his in the future, IF a proper offer ends his association and our mutual love affair with him. Fat cunt. The club is for sale now. You tell me of something similar, some organisation saying "we aint for faakin sale for at least 20 month." If we weren't at all for sale why mention a potential date when we might be, I'm taking some positives from this club announcement today. The sly ownership of this shit club. If they all fucked off, it would be the start of the new Newcastle United.

Horrible fat bastard summed up perfectly. £4 billion in the bank. The nearest thing you'll ever find to the devil at Newcastle United.

Shite. Nee beer for 14 days. It's great for sharpening your mind I suppose, and I really have a sleep pattern of between 11 and 13 hours every day with the phase of the condition at the moment. However these carbamazepine tablets are absolutely mental. At least 3 month left of them. I've passed out three times, and it's mixing the beer with these tablets which does it. Nee good. Choking for a pint.

I feel like fuckin Rajiv Gandhi. Nee drink for 14 days now.

I used to have Pardew in a marginal place of respect for doing a reasonable job, but he's not even there now, he's a cunt. He had us in 5th place which through luck and decent achievement was very good, but he is a CUNT, his patronising nature, and his utter arselicking of "Mike", have him in THE worst place in some ways. Managers in my supporting lifetime who have had 6 months or more: Ability McFaul 5 Smith 5 Ardiles 4 Keegan 9 Dalglish 4 Gullit 4 Robson 8 Souness 4 Roeder 6 Allardyce 4 Hughton 7 Pardew 5 Likeability McFaul 7 Smith 6 Ardiles 7 Keegan 10 Dalglish 5 Gullit 5 Robson 10 Souness 2 Roeder 7 Allardyce 4 Hughton 8 Pardew 1 Achievments McFaul 5 Smith 5 Ardiles 3 Keegan 10 Dalglish 2 Gullit 2 Robson 9 Souness 3 Roeder 5 Allardyce 3 Hughton 7 Pardew 5 Total Keegan 29 - Godly Robson 27 - Pride Hughton 22 - Overachieving Roeder 18 - Average McFaul 17 - No money Smith 16 - Direct -------------------------------------------SACKABLE LINE FOR ME----------------------------------------- Ardiles 14 - Too youth based Allardyce 11 - Cunt Dalglish 11 - Cunt Gullit 11 - Gobby Pardew 11 - Caaant Souness 9 - Global cunt

My latest effort: The NUFC Wind Up Continues – fanx Mike fanx Alan The first few games of this season I have been absolutely staggered that our magnificent support has dragged in gates of over 51,000 and 49,000. The reason being is that this is my first year that I’ve decided to jack games at St James’ Park. I know many people who have also decided to terminate their physical support. Most Newcastle fans of our generation tend to think that we are THE most loyal support there is anywhere in football in the entire globe. I certainly do. It’s extremely arrogant of us to many, but it’s also an absolute fact. Second Division in 1984, BRITAIN’s third best supported club then. Lost Keegan, within four years, we’d lost three more of the best five footballers in the country in Waddle, Beardsley and Gascoigne. I think every support has a sort of genetic principle. Liverpool’s is to be cunts. Arsenal’s is to be boring people who should disappear to Twickenham. Newcastle United’s is to be the most pathetically loyal people in global sport. It is arrogant but it’s true. It was true in the 1940’s (World Record Average Gate while in DIVISION TWO!), it was true in the 1950’s, the desolate 70’s and 80’s, and despite winning absolutely fuck all in the 90’s, 00’s and the first half of the 2010’s we had England’s second largest gates….now ONLY third since Arsenal built their ground. It’s sad as fuck. It hurts me it always will. The fact is we are no further forward. Our owner is now worth £4,000,000,000. Incredible. This summer he was entitled to a £200,000,000 pay out for him personally within his personal business. It’s HIS personally anyway the 4 billion, but no he’ll leave it there, he won’t use it to develop his football club. Since we were promoted to the Premier League in 2010, Newcastle have generally been in terms of income between 16th and 25th richest club in the entire globe. Now this is below what we should be achieving straight away but it’s still significant. Baring in mind in the period from 2007 to 2010, due to his own mistakes to start with, we grasped far more from player sales than we spent on player purchases. Anyway I do apologise for my blatant lack of intellect, but I could write this a thousand different ways and my conclusion would always be MIKE ASHLEY IS A CUNT. He’s spent £6m on players in 4 years at a massive club while scraping his own funds back. A billionaire who legally was shown to be a liar by Kevin Keegan, and a fanbase that I deludedly think could easily be over a million. He’s a bastard who I hope walks the streets soon with ebola. I’ll also scorn Newcastle fans who forge the tiniest corner of respect for “Mike”. I’m old enough to remember the Gordon McKeag era. McKeag was massively abused. I was 10 years of age, and jumped on a pathetic bandwagon. When you look back at 1988 McKeag was like Mother Theresa compared to this fat bastard. He was barely a personal millionaire himself. He took over from Stan Seymour, and when we look back at dealings like selling Gascoigne and Beardsley, we built a £4m Milburn Stand (because of Valley Parade), and people need to remember the £3.2m we raised on Gazza, Paul Stephenson and Neil McDonald was all reinvested in the side, all of it. Our fans started that 88/89 season in good spirits. John Robertson was the top scorer in Scotland, John Hendrie was rated highly, same with Cup winners Andy Thorn and Dave Beasant. It all fell to pieces and McKeag was massively hated. He would have received even worse abuse than Ashley looking back without 4 billion quid in his Lloyds TSB. McKeag should be disliked 00000.1% as much as this fat scum bag. The club is on hold. Pardew is a fucking arsehole, his comments after the recent Crystal Palace game about the fans being partly responsible for the 96th minute equaliser because of their enthusiasm show him up for what he is. A disgrace. Imagine FFS/Hall doing to that to Robson/Keegan. The club is a joke. We needed a striker so badly it’s unreal, and every single one of our astonising fanbase knew it was never going to happen on that last day. We were completely obliterated by Hull City. “Mike I need a faakin striker.”….”weww you’ve spent firty seven miww sahn”, aye but he’s spent basically fuck all in terms of income and expenditure over four years. I love Newcastle I really do, I’ve watched far, far worse Newcastle teams than the current one, 1991 was a tragic side, but I’d have watched them in the Fourth Division. I’ve watched Newcastle United since 1985, with a season ticket since 1991, and that game against Cardiff we won 3-0, last game of last season is the last time I go again whilst Fatty and that Cheeky Grey Haired Bastard have anything to do with us. I know loads of people who have finished it, and I hope we win every game we play, and hope everyone who has spent further money on these bastards gets value, but not me. We honestly could be AT LEAST as expensively valued as Tottenham but we’re being ran like Reggie Perrin ran his pathetic million quid company. Cheap, chatty and shit. The support who is still there, well they’re second to none. The likes of Everton would get 25,000 for this. The likes of Liverpool got 33,000 under Houllier for this. There’s no support in the country like us, but he will continue to lose people if he doesn’t either sell us or absolutely change how he has ran us for nearly 8 years. It’s truly incredible that thousands of people haven’t given up, have shown loyalty, yet the club won’t sign a striker. John Hall had the amazing Les Ferdinand, did we need a striker? Possibly but it certainly wasn’t an imperitive like it is today. What did Keegan and Hall do? Broke the world transfer record for the greatest striker we’ve ever had, and even then still added one of South America’s most skillful 90’s strikers. This man is a twat. Anyone who supports him is a twat too. The type of bloke who got divorced, paid his wife a British record £50m in a divorce settlement and laughed about it. The type of bloke that went in Asper’s Casino in Newcastle lost £1.3m on the top table, and walked out laughing saying “hahaha oh weww faak it”, in other words a cunt. GET OUT OF OUR CLUB YOU FAT COCKNEY BASTARD GET OUT OF OUR CLUB!!!!!

Day 11 today with nee beer :-) Day 11!!! Record in my adult life, 139 left to go.

Aye CT, but even the gym work is going To have to be light. I'll get back to 14st Sexy Stevie eventually but not just yet. I would never go to Monkwearmouth neither. I take it badly enough seeing Sunderland tops in Shields every day.

I haven't had a drink since Saturday. That was one pint and I was near unconscious. I bit my tongue so hard I've left a huge lump in it and my speech is like Ledley King. I thought the end of my drinking (which i'll be without till February) would make me feel great. It hasn't I feel ropey, maybe it'll take my body a while to cope with having no drink I don't know, but am not in the best of moods right now. Physically I feel about 50% well.

I remember that vividly. "Sit down, sit down, sit down". That was the song sweeping around the Gallowgate at HT, we were 0-3 down at HT. The entire Gallowgate and this is no exaggeration had a sit down protest at half time, people were sitting in piss and all sorts. The week before we'd won our first game of the season with what is what any doubt our best result of any kind between 1972 and 1992. Liverpool 1 Newcastle 2. Then the 0-3 to Coventry and Willie lost his job.

The problem I've got is I can't have just 4 pints. Hopefully this 5 month period will set me right forever.