McFaul

On twitter I'm known more as leazes than he is.

See where it has 7.8 for the toon, what exactly does that mean?

Ruff way to go that mind. I think North Korea epitomises what a shit world we live in. If there was anything there worth taking like masses of oil, "the west" would be in there in weeks using human rights issues as the reason, and no mistake.

I'm 0% ginger! Am nee John Arne Riise.

You stalker!! pmsl

I don't know what that means but my new phone is the bollocks, "Q5". Does everything but oral sex.

That's what ye get for having some jock and Irish genes

From 14 3 about 2 month ago to 15 7 the other day to 15 9 today ffs, face is pure fat. It all ends on Saturday and back to living in the gym.

Well this is a shit topic, taking the piss too.

I thought we were utter shite, biggest travesty scoreline I've seen in our favour, they were sendings off but what a load of bollocks before they went.

Has he been to Aspers like? Merry Christmas Lee.

Is 7th not where Tottenham should be as a club? They're a 6th-10th club in every way in the same sad way we are while Ashley is here. Maybe Levy is as deluded as their fans.

Utterly spot on, the Gemmill Lee Ryder sig I have well its days are numbered after that.

http://moderndaydoilum.wordpress.com/2013/12/12/the-support-mike-ashley-retains/ Latest blog post.

Young Boys play at the Wankdorf funny enough so possibly.

Mebeez or even Rubin

1300 Celtic fans at the Nou Camp last night, we've taken more away in the Intertoto Cup.

He'll end up at Tranny Rovers I reckon

Wide of the mark, as Alan Oliver used to say. One of my proudest days as a toon fan.

4-0 defeat. They were very good against the blue dippers, it was a freak score based on the game. Combined with the fact we have a defensive manager, and often cowardly players, I'm not looking forward to this one.

Lee Ryder ‏@lee_ryder 1h #nufc Pardew: "Shola said in the dressing room. Swansea is done now and we move on. That's what you want to here."

Yesterday's match report mentioned Swansea having won only once since they beat us in April, yet the table this season shows 5 wins?!!? Also Possession: Swansea 66% Newcastle 44%. Eh?!?! It's a comic at times because of him.

If you had to gamble your life on how many time Lee Ryder has read this thread, and you'd survive if you got within 10, how many would you say?

Something in a mackem accent no doubt

Oz would have my life. CT I didn't realise you were down to 11-11, good effort that to say the least. There's no way I'd ever go down to that like, I'd look like a rent boy and people would be buying me cups of bovril and asking me if I have any big issues to sell.