McFaul

Anyone slagging Keegan is a cunt or a youngun, that's a fact.

Off set by our 14 televised games in the Europa League and the reasonable prize money gained from still being in it till April will have brought.

2012 turnover Newcastle £94m Everton £81m Villa £80m Sunderland £78m This is with NUFC underachieving in terms of revenue, I say underachieving because we made more 10 years ago, and we still should have significantly more money annually to spend on wages than our so called competitors this with the club VASTLY under achieving in terms of revenues.

Someone from London called Keith, I wasn't necessarily refering to you neither. Twitter is full of divvies today claiming we weren't in desperate need of improving the squad, which frankly is just insulting. People are using a subject close to many of our hearts, like a sixth form debating chamber subject, where you have to defend the indefensible. There is no defence, I think it's great that intelligent people will look for angles, but the club/Mike Ashley/Pardew and that fucking cretin Kinnear have all failed. It would be nice to see the pro Ashley people just come out once, and say yes he's an arsehole. A post of.... Would show a lot of humility in my eyes

It's like christmas day on twitter for him www.twitter.com/Leazes_Mag and www.twitter.com/nufcne5

My revised prediction is 17th, 20th in January, and a late rally when he again realises he'll lose a lot more money than £25m if he doesn't sign players the scumbag.

I think the only planks are the ones trying to defend the regime pal. For the record he's scored 6 goals in his last 72 matches.

I think the myth that Sissoko can score goals was bourne out of his home debut against Chelsea, in the 56 games before that 3-2 win, he scored just THREE goals. No one can put a positive slant on this summers window, anyone that does is just being a contrary Keef. What it is, is an absolute disgrace. On 23rd August Pardew himself mentioned the vital need to get two players in, it hasn't happened, you can't blame Kinnear, he's a fuckin fruitcake, the blame lies squarely at the ultimate decision maker, the 18 stone future Hertfordshire heart attack victim. I hope he reads this. We hate you, fuck off you fat cunt.

Ryder barely criticises the club in his piece. Almost cowardly.

by my calculations the actual win if they paid out would be £664,475,175. That would bankrupt any bookie in the world. Fish for an intelligent lad you really are dense sometimes

I don't mean to run you down or anything but every bookie has a limit on payout, most are 500k, some 1m, some 250k. The fact is to reach £1m you'd have only needed 6 of these game, you radgie!

Putting 3 grand on France to win the 2002 World Cup wasn't one of the greatest decisions I've ever made neither, they didn't even score on goal in three fucking games!

"That was a good niw niw, we restricted Fulham to 10 chances, you av different types of niw niw, and that was a goodun believe you me, two clean sheets in a row at 'ome that's what we want to see. I was delighted that we 'ad 2 shots on target, and to keep a clean sheet against a wewwd clarrs team like Fulham, weww....there's a lot to be positive abaht. Me and Jow av ad a chat, and we're doin everyfing to get one over the line before Tuesdee, if we don't it aint for the want of tryin, and in January it wiww be a cyyse of watch this spice."

I'd say where's the rest me, woeful that for £7.50. I often get one at the cafe beside my gym, £2.99 for that, a hundred times better.

We've had this thread a few months ago, and this is mine....oh dear. Fuck it, I'll tell the tale but don't think badly of me. I was young and extremely daft. One of my pals was in a band, and was playing at The Rock Garden Cafe in London, so loads of us got the bus down, probably 40 people on the bus to watch him. The RGC has like a night club bit. What worked out nicely was, I had a ticket for Chelsea away so the bus got there at 2pm, and I had an hour to get to Stamford Bridge. We lost the game 1-0 but were mint, SBR first away game as manager. Anyway, met back up with the lads and lasses about 8pm in the RGC when the gig was about to start. Was mortal by this stage, anyway got to 10 gig finished and the place opened up to like a club style place. A good number of us were discussing the fact we wanted to some charlie, so fuckin muggins here agrees to leave the club and go looking for charlie on the streets around Covent Garden. I was so drunk I was asking every black bloke around. Anyway I gets surrounded by 10 dodgy looking black blokes, beside the cash point, so I freaked out, one of them went "you're scarin 'in man", so I found a gap and I was away. So I asked this older fella again he was black, he said he couldn't get me any charlie, but he had a crack pipe and if I gave him a 5a I could have a few blasts. This seems like a horrific tale looking back, but you have to remember I was 21, a lunatic, and gagging for some class A's, plus I was mortal. Anyway, I had a few blasts of the crack, fuck me I know this is the trampiest story ever, but I've done loads of drugs, that was the best high ever. I got back to the club and instead of coming down after 15 mins, I was still pretty high when we got back on the bus at 2am to gan yem. Anyway, it was the first and last time but fuck me what a hit, trampiest thing I've ever done, and I could've got meself killed quite easily asking rogues for charlie then settling for crack.

Was that the game Keegan got hit with a brick?

Leeds have never been a big club, never averaged over 40000 once in their entire history, but we do have history with them, and it's a tricky tie, especially if we put the side out we did last night.

If I was smoking 30 a day like I used to now, work it out, £12.50 a day, £87.50 a week, £350 every four weeks,£3500 every forty weeks, over four grand a year for a habit. Unbelievable. Wish I never started smoking years ago tbh, has literally not one benefit.

The cousins birthday today and he's skint and a heavy smoker so I thought I'll get him 60 tabs. It's only two years since I chucked it, £24.75 for 60 tabs, I couldn't believe it. What a liberty, pleased I chucked it.

I tell you what though, I know loads of people who have stopped going because of him, yet we still had 300 less than 50,000 there on Saturday. Just how big is our fanbase like?!

That's how I feel, every single word is correct, and the last sentence the most poignant.

I've never been a fence sitter when it comes to Ashley, I've never hated anyone connected with football more in my life. He is laughing at us and making money while he does it. However, and I agree Pardew has been undermined, but to say his role in this shit is irrelevant is completely and utterly ridiculous. For starters his attitude when he gets interview "when the big claabs come sniffing abaht its difficuwt", I'm old school and no one representing Newcastle United should be suggesting we are not a big club. We're not a player anymore because we're no longer the third and fourth richest club in the country (as we were a decade ago), and I don't care what anyone says, that is Ashley's fault, it's as simple as that. He runs Newcastle United like Reggie Perrin run his empire, we're cheap, we have no class, nothing about the club has any class. We're not that much richer than a mickey mouse club like Everton or Sunderland now even. Anyway, my main point is yes Pardew has had difficulties, but he's still a cunt, and he's an integral part of the problem. Removing the politics of the club for one minute, we've played 188 minutes of football this season and not had one shot on target. Yes it's the players fault, but remind me who has has 3 months to sort this team out to play some sort of effective football. Alan Pardew. There's a lot of thick people in football the same as there's a lot of intelligent people, but to play a style of play that involves ZERO movement is just unbelievable. Someone gets the ball and it's the most static team in English football down there. Someone gets the ball, and will look for the short pass, whereas a proper team has players running off the ball creating space all of the time. Shola and Cisse are a disgrace, but it's Pardew's job to organise them, and we'll be fucking shit till there's more movement, and lack of pace throughout the squad is a moot point because we have fast players. Fucking sick of it me. I'll probably get my season ticket taken off me because of a row with the steward yesterday and I don't care.

Preseason is completely different to competitive games. Apparently Shearer used to look like a donkey in training, but come match day you knew who the £15m man was. Complete opposite with Shola, friendlies/training aye the Nigerian Pele, match day the Nigerian Fumaca. However, we all know he is capable, I've just got a feeling he'll pull something out of the bag today.

Maybe because we've only lost at home to them three times in 40 years, mind one of them was last season. Bookies take a lot from those stats.

I've got a feeling today will be Shola's day.