Lou

What a surprise, Lou replied to this thread, who'd have thought it, etc etc etc. There we go, saved you a moment by doing that bit for you. Next up, That's so true!!! DROP BEARS!!!! I was told ALL ABOUT Drop Bears. Just before we went to the Blue Mountains. I was terrified. Rather intrigued.... but in a "they sound cool, but now I fear for my life" type way. It took my friend quite a long time to get round to the fact that they're in fact ENTIRELY FICTIONAL. Hmmmmm.... or so she says................ I'm not convinced......

To keep it from gathering dust? Or maybe fairies are holding a little camping party underneath it, using it as a tent? If I were fairy (which alas, seems unlikely to happen), that's what I'd do

Yes. But I already know who strangles who. And you didn't REALLY need to quote the *whole* post... tsk.... lazy Gol....

I really don't get you sometimes. (You'll probably take that as a compliment...) Anyways, I laughed, I cried, I bit my nails, I hid under my blanket, I bounced up and down going "AL!! WHERE ARE YOU AL?? C'MON AL!! YOU HAVE TO COME BACK **NOW!!***!!!" and I cheered with glee when he did arrive. DAMN I love that show!!!! I love how I always get *so* worked up, and *so* convinced that it's all going to go wrong and that Sam will die, or at least won't end up leaping...... the fact that it was only the FIRST EPSIODE OF THE WHOLE SHOW didn't make any difference.... haha. I'm so dim! Oh, and I'm sorry, but I really do have to say.... THANK FUCKING GOD THAT SUSAN IS ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!! I would have cried at that too (well, more Karl's reaction.... awww I just want to hug him!)... but a friend was watching it with me, and she was thinking me weird enough that I was talking at the episode as it is. I just can't HELP but talk to Neighbours as I watch it. Today I bought a book. I'm so intermellectual.

Ummm.... any reason??? Or just to freak him out so that he wants to move away from Newcastle? Rightio... I'm going to sort out train times for going home... see if I can get picked up from t'station... and then watch rather a lot of Quantum Leap. Oh boy!

You would have thought it'd be hard to be good* at football with sight in only one eye...... surely all your distance perception and stuff would go?? *I've never heard of the guy before, so you could perhaps all start slating him here and saying that he's not "good" at football.... but I'm trusting that as he's a professional footballer, he can't be that bad, so....

Turns out only the Midland team are confirmed to turn up at F1 Testing next month at Silvers.... so I'm holding back till April. Lots and lots of teams will be there then. Apparently at least 4 or 5 have confirmed already. How exciting!!! Oooo... I can't wait!

I'm listening to Joinee Radio online, tonight it's being run by the infamous Joinee Whitby. Redd Kross - Secret Life is currently playing. Whitby's lining up some Beatles tracks for me in a few mins though, hurrah.

Thanks! While you're at it... if anyone wants to give me £90 for my Silverstone trip... that'd be appreciated too. Ta! *likes this forum again*

You do just have to love the ridiculous hoff obsession. I can't believe it's still going....

Megabus is a fucking bastard and i HATE it. Oh yes!! It's true! I really don't think I've sworn so much over £2 before in my life! But i'm SO pissed off... I was REALLY excited (pathetic as I am) about the fact that I could go to London and back for only TWO POUNDS. I mean, that's just FANTASTIC. An hour and a half ago.. I tried to book said journeys, for said £2. But the website was playing up and wouldn't let me. Oh well, I thought, I'll do it in a bit. I just went back... and.... the return journey has gone up from £1 to an EXTORTIONATE ***THREE POUNDS***! THREE!!! That's just DOUBLED the WHOLE COST of my journey!!!!!!!! And while part of my head is going "shut up Louisa. It's TWO POUNDS for gods sake..." ... the more annoying and loud part is going "AN EXTRA TWO POUNDS????!!!!!!! WHO THE FUCK DO THEY THINK THEY ARE????!!!!!!" I don't think I'll ever get over this.

Apparently that stuff's so strong that it's banned from use in bars and restaurants because it's not safe..... Reassuring, that, I find....!!

You just reminded me of the time we were talking to a complete stranger about how come he got free public transport... he said it was because he had a card (which he showed to us but we couldn't see what it was)... we were like 'oooo... what do we need to do to get one of those cards?'.... and he goes 'have one of these'.... and rolled up his trouser leg to show a metal stick instead of a leg. Wasn't quite sure how to react to that one initially. I think I said "oh, well, I think I'll just stick to paying for my public transport then....." [/random anecdote]

You can also buy SARS in a can, in beverage form. Or, my favourite...... The Scots are so tough that one dose of sars obviously just ain't enough!! I used to laugh so hard at Sars and McSars in the supermarket when I saw it, that it'd make people walking by stop and join in mocking it. Good times

Is there any plan for post-game?

Manc-Mag: I was merely saying that being on a high intellectual plain, I read the word with the correct pronunciation, without needing your How To Guide. However, lesser mortals were evidently in need of such assistance, and I therefore feel it has embellished the lives of those amongst us to have indeed read your aforementioned post.

I believe that should be pronounced "soooopoyb!" 82384[/snapback] I'm worried that I read it as being pronounced like that straight away, without even getting to your post....

As restorer of this thread from the 24th of July, I think I will be claiming some of the fame, thank you! 82324[/snapback] Oh ok.... I didn't pay any attention to the dates of it or whatever... In that case, thanks Matty too! Good call

Pud, you just made me laugh out loud at this forum for the first time in ages. Thanks

If the tilt of the earth hadn't changed recently before, I bet it has done now after the shock of....

The Earth's climate is constantly changing though..... we keep dipping in and out of ice ages... how do we know this is human-related "global warming" and not just the Earth's climate changing anyway?? There used to be hippos in North Yorkshire. I bet they weren't whinging about global warming that millenium.....

Welcome Umbrella Mover ? We Use Mascara? Wellies Under Mice? .......what's WUM?

Awww... if you ban all the lurkers, then we'd not be able to run another Adopt A Lurker scheme Because they've gone sooooooooo well in the past... But still! It's the thought that counts.

FishiefishiefishiefishiefishiefishieFISHIE.... You SO need to own that. I wonder if it comes with the polystyrene head for free??

I'm borderline psychopathic.* *DISCLAIMER: this is (hopefully) untrue... but once it popped into my head, I just had to type it!