Jill

Aye, no chance he'll ever get on SSN Speaking of which, I nearly spat my Fanta all owa the keyboard because I thought the presenter had said "Rent-a-mongs" + 1 but with wine instead of Fanta. Canny.

Why would anyone in their right marketing mind put coffee sweets in what is essentially a lucky dip of chocolate sweets? I like every other flavour in the Revels but wont buy them just in case I get a coffee infested bag. Also, how much money must McDonalds waste each year on Gerkins? No one would miss them if they weren't included in the burger The thing with gherkins is.. I do like to take them out.. but I like them to have been there.. it must be the juices or something.

Is it just me who thinks Doritos are really, really horrible? Anyway, this whole thing has a little too much of the "Revel effect" for my liking. I like to know what I'm getting.

Happy birthday Stephen

Hmm actually that sounds about right. Maybe I'm just destined to stay in the same shitty job and become part of the furniture.

I'm in

What are the three things you're best at (quality-wise, not too specific)? Umm.. I dunno. I'm shite at talking myself up. Probably means I'll struggle to find a new job.

Chinese chips are fucking awful. I mean, I'm not a great lover of chips anyway but they're completely grim.

I need a dramatic career change. Ideas please.

I'd be interested.

Got a few books you can borrow, not sure about anything online though. I'd need them back, but not anytime soon. They're recent as well (suitable for a course as of last year).

I'm interested to see how it develops. Seems a bit of a knee jerk reaction at the moment though IMO.

It's the ideas that need to impress to be fair. And having scoffed at stuff like this in the past (as recently as a couple of days ago), I'm pretty impressed with their ideas. At the end of the day if we all just say "It'll never work", then it'll never work. I'd chuck some money at them for shares if it looked like this was getting off the ground. The guy's in the USA, he can't tell us what to do.

I like the pic! 'Dear Sir, you have been left £2.5m by a distant relative in a Nigerian bank account. All we need is some bank details from you to transfer the money.' That's "wire you the monies" snakey baby.

I signed up when I was 17 and just changed the year of my birth.. no phone calls like...

What did it want? Brilliant For your best Buffet Choice visit lausbuffetking.co.uk

I've just come home and there was a Lau's leaflet waiting for me.

Hey, you haven't seen me in me disco gear !! You should've twatted the, er, twat My hand might've caught some of his ugly.

I've just walked by Alan Oliver and was going to ask for the "inside story", but he was wearing sunglasses and waving at someone in KFC so I didn't want to look un-cool by speaking someone who manages to look like the biggest bellend on the Bigg Market.

Fucking hell, I've just nearly vomited my toast back up.

Happy birthday!

I'd ask them what the lottery numbers are going to be in the next draw. What a stupid fucking guessing game btw.

I have these. Got them on ebay (brand new, obv) for about £20-30. Really good, but I've been through a 2 or 3 pairs because I don't take particularly good care of them (would recommend putting them back in the case when not being used) so the sound quality deteriorates and goes all crackly.

I would've aimed for Liam personally, he's far more annoying.

Done. Had to make a few comments to explain myself though as the options were very clear cut whereas I like to sit on the fence.