Pegasus Bridge

If nothing else it will make me feel more professional and might stop me from accidentally swearing. 169117[/snapback] I would turn the telly down a bit too. Maybe even stick subtitles on. 169120[/snapback] Have you got call waiting, Smoothy? If you have a good tip would be to break off half way through the interview to take another call. Shows you can multi-task and prioritise. 169127[/snapback] Probably cut them off tbh or if it was Wacky on the other line I'd probably mix the 2 calls up and end up calling my interviewer a short-arse cock-knocker! 169138[/snapback] Speaking of Wacky, he put this on N-O before and I couldn't help but wonder if it was about you in the hope that you saw it. http://www.newcastle-online.com/nufcforum/....html#msg494100 169140[/snapback] Nah not me, it's the lad Wacky works for. Wacky's pissed off cos this kids got him round his little finger. He's supposed to be on paternity leave and the kid is making him work from home and is still claiming money of the dss for him being on paternity leave. Pussy whipped tbh. 169146[/snapback] I've had 4! They are awful mate. Good luck.

Toxicity or BYOB.

agreed, I'd rather push knitting needles through my ears than listen to that shite. 168790[/snapback] I liked the album actually

Anyone care to tell me why there is a 12 pager on N-O on this?

System of a Down.

Dinnae like, i saw the first black person in north shields last week, never mind posh people

We're probably working our arses off trying to get bodies in man, it's hardly Roeder delibratly taking his time now, is it?

To be honest, in the last four games he's scored, and for the majority he's looked decent, and quite a threat compared to others. Heres hoping his comments about feeling better than ever, and confirming his desire to do well here coincide with decent performances this season.

Footsoldier, I do hope you're referring to this thread, where I quite openly made up a rumour on page one, and by page two you wanted to know where I'd heard it from. http://www.newcastle-online.com/nufcforum/...ic,26358.0.html 168541[/snapback] You mean nothings happening on Friday?

I fought the mods and the mods won.....

Rentboy.

He wishes he had the skillz

Laid down some skillz for all the noobs to gawp at. I iz da best footballer, ai? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPXV3jeSp4c

A heated box thing, where you keep reptiles.

I've got a few, but the most recent one will stick in my mind forever. I'll set a bit of background first. My father died in 2004, aged 45, alcholism. Two weeks ago, me and my sister (Helen, 26) were sorting out some stuff in my room. I was basically getting rid of rubbish, a good old spring clean. After a few minutes, i found my Dads box, that was given to me after his passing, full of his personal items, photographs etc. So we stop to have a geeze at the box, and my sister picks up a photograph of my other sister (Emma, 18). The picture was basically one of those dress up pictures, where you wear like a front of dress, sit on a Harley etc. Needless to say my sister Helen laughed at the picture (which my Dad paid good money for btw) and threw it back in the box. At that point, my hair gell, which was situated on my vivarium, at the very back, came flying towards my sister, smacking her in the face. The vivarium was at the same hight level as us, and was at the very back, and gods honest truth, it would have taken a pretty forceful throw to get that gel towards my sister like that , a good 2 metres. My vivariums massive, if it had just toppled over, it would still be on the vivarium, but it shot halfway across the room.

I failed first time (not making progress, in other words, not driving fast enough), passed second time in Longbenton. Had driving lessons from march 2005 to july 2005, then took my tests. Don't let the thieving bastards take all your money, if you feel confident driving and your manouveres are spot on, book the test online yourself, otherwise your instructor will have going on for months, not learning shit all.

Two of my mates in the Academy (Cav and Chris) told me we'll have our first FREE signing by Thursday. But I do need to add, that they have dodgy rumours just like us, and probably don't know much more than us in all respects. 168094[/snapback] A friend of a friend 168170[/snapback] Just friends I'd say like.

Two of my mates in the Academy (Cav and Chris) told me we'll have our first FREE signing by Thursday. But I do need to add, that they have dodgy rumours just like us, and probably don't know much more than us in all respects.

Legend!

SmoothOperator I'll give you a definitive answer by 10pm tonight, looking likely though

Lets hope they have a terrible season then

Whats the lure of London? Last time I checked, it was full of gangs, cunts, ignorant tossers, spurs fans, and it had the awful smell of scum about it. 167514[/snapback] Don't get me wrong, I like Newcastle but I think to someone who isn't from the area etc. London is (generally) a nicer place to live if you're loaded. 167518[/snapback] Nah, give me the countryside of Northumberland everytime. Couldnt find a bit of grass without shite on it, in London. 167521[/snapback] These are young lads with money to burn man. They don't want countryside, they want flash nights out and people to fawn over them. Where better to go than London for that? 167526[/snapback] Very true.

Whats the lure of London? Last time I checked, it was full of gangs, cunts, ignorant tossers, spurs fans, and it had the awful smell of scum about it. 167514[/snapback] Don't get me wrong, I like Newcastle but I think to someone who isn't from the area etc. London is (generally) a nicer place to live if you're loaded. 167518[/snapback] Nah, give me the countryside of Northumberland everytime. Couldnt find a bit of grass without shite on it, in London.

Whats the lure of London? Last time I checked, it was full of gangs, cunts, ignorant tossers, spurs fans, and it had the awful smell of scum about it.

Mr Woo appeared at half-time at Villa in Robson's last match for us (supafan alert). He was ACE. 167461[/snapback] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fLQolC417s...%20Woo%20Soccer