Howay

"They look like a team just waiting to get beaten" I can't stand most commentators but he summed this team up perfectly there.

I'm glad Alan always sets us up to camp in and around the 18 yard box, surrenders all possible momentum to the other team and now they've scored we still can't get a foothold in the game. Fanks Al. Oh aye and Danny Rose wants fucking booked for that the little winnet.

Aye that goal was one of his best, 'unreal tekkers' as the bellends would say.

No nonsense wouldn't be complete without plenty of hard breathing through the nose as well. I just looked him up on facebook and he's now seemingly moved on to gassing on about other teams now, listed as a news personality in all.

I'd totally blocked that bellend from my memory, does he still do his daft videos? my mate used to send me them all the time on facebook before I told him to pack it in, the last one I saw was him reviewing the playstation 4 as if we needed his brilliant insight into other areas of the world. Oh aye HMHM may as well get that Geordie dancer bloke involved as well, and the horse puncher...

We have done well there recently but that 0-1 win was a year ago and we weren't that good in the game, Tim Krul had the performance of a lifetime Spurs had 30 or so shots ffs, we had Remy and Cabaye playing and were coming off the back of a win over Chelsea. We're in a far different position Alan, they'll not play Soldado up front either.

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/exclusive-lee-bowyer-warns-newcastle-7989106? Looks like Dyers punches done more damage, Bowyer thinks if Newcastle sack Pardew they'd 'do a Wolves' despite it probably being far more likely if we keep the chancer in charge.

We're really becoming balance sheet champs now though! Waltzed to the 2013/14 title tbh.

:lol: Laughed the whole way through, it now has it's own inside jokes and it successfully predicted the Steven Taylor exclusive Lee put out today.

Yup, it'll take a good length of time for the next owner to build back up to being a known brand again. The longer chubby Mike stays around the lower and lower our recognition will become.

It's also fucking disgraceful that our commercial revenue has dropped below West Ham, Aston Villa and the mackems. This is really going to fuck the club up in the long term as our brand recognition will be dropping and we'll be viewed as the same shitty level as the tramps, West Ham, Fulham etc in emerging markets. Thanks Michael.

So it'd be far better to just pay interest anyway, what a sack. Imagine HF at one of these fan forums btw, they'd have him escorted out "Okay now that rude man and his difficult questions are gone can we hear some more from Vishal Vedhara about how all of our signings from the summer have been okay? and some more softball questions"

Cheers for clearing that up HF, so it'd probably take 6 or so years (of course the TV money increasing will lower it a little) of steady mid-table finishes to clear that. Pity the football club is going to need to actually buy players to stay up which will lower profits. So really the advertisements and the taking over of the merchandising etc could be looked at as a sort of interest on the loan the club doesn't pay interest on.

"It's okay Mario, Luis told us Negrito is a term of endearment"

Aye, not worth getting wound up by their shite tbh. I think it helps that this drivel comes out at least once a week so we've all sort of just got numbed by it. I tell you what though, if one day a decent owner willing to let the club have some ambition and a decent manager who actually has a spine come in it wont take much for them to be loved.

Aye I guess not, I just have issue that the 134m is tacked onto the possible selling price (not that he'd sell short of mental money anyway) and would like to see this reduced and then when it's done and the club is down to whatever the market price would be (vague I know) he could then pay himself back for the relegation season. Of course this is all idealistic, pie in the sky stuff anyway, couldn't say what I would do if I was in a similar position as owner of Spurs. I just have real issue, like you, of them constantly referencing the money 'owed' for relegation as if he done everyone a favour. He was just saving his asset from his numerous fuck ups. I also agree in an ideal world I'd like to see him write it off but I don't expect it. Just this patronising nature of making it seem like Mike is an awesome bloke who done us all a big favour and he deserves paid back in full that I'm not having, take the money pay off the 134m loan then take a fair amount of the profits and call it whatever the fuck you want but they need to pack in listing all these things as loans from Mike. Again though this is the way these cock jockeys see everything, the same way as they'll come out and say we have a 20m warchest, sign two 3m players and say "weww we 'aaad to give tiote and Krul new contracts so that caaaaam aaaaht the 20 miwww"

I suppose that shows consistency though, he was a fucking moron on the pitch as well.

I'm sure he was a right plight, pity we didn't get a Mel Gibson style meltdown out of him that we could hoy up anytime they gas on about horse punching.

Yup, and as Pardew has already pointed out if that happens the pesky crowd might convince the players it is possible and we'll go on to utterly capitulate and lose 4-1 because the players chased another goal.

Aye it's so depressing man, they make it seem like winning by more than one goal is fucking impossible, "You what? Don't be like one of them deluded fans! you can't push for another goal just everybody sit back". At times I think it'd be better if the bloke who does the turf gets the microphone and just explains to the crowd in extreme detail how he gets the turf so nice rather than bother playing a football match.

Alot like Niall 'Drunk driver' Quinn when he got stopped for drink driving, his vocabulary was probably very limited that night as well the mackems see him as a saint though but I know he once thought about nicking a packet of beef flavour transform-a-snacks from a corner shop, he didn't even think about the space raiders that are way better. The mackems don't know that he doesn't even like blue pop. They like Djibril Cisse don't they? He hit his wife once, drunk driver Quinn likes scum players.

I can only assume he's talking about himself as well the shambolic twat. We all knew this was coming though, it was in Ryder's diary that HMHM put up.

Must say I'm confused HF, I'm nowhere near as knowledgeable about the clubs accounts but I remember you mentioning in the past Ashley has been taking money out the club the last 3 (?) years, if so what is that money going to? it doesn't seem to be lowering the 134m amount the club owe him too much and now it's being stated that he's still owed 18m from the last relegation as we're heading for another one. Sick to the back teeth of this fucking chancer, the daft cunt deserves a massive amount of the blame for the relegation season so he can fuck off claiming he's owed that money back ffs, he should be taking money to pay the 134m off first and foremost (again this was also his fault/problem for not doing proper due diligence but nevermind) getting 'paid back' for the relegation should be the last money he takes out before finally claiming it as just profit imo. What a fucking left testicle.

Aye, if that were true at all surely the sensible thing would have been to tell Roma to fack off and keep Mbiwa. They pressed ahead regardless and are now using another weak excuse as their defence. Those fans at the forum seem canny pointless tbh, seems like they're told what they're allowed to talk about and if they accidently bring up a topic that offends Charnley and co they get a short crappy "err we dont want to talk about that" type response.