Howay

Ginger Acuna tbh. It was a canny laughable sight seeing them two together mind. Shame mr Reeves lot are so painfully bad as it'd have been even better I see them both miserable as fuck.

Well it was good while it lasted. Fulham concede 2 in 2 minutes

They'll have forgotten all about it after a few blue panda pop vodkas.

Imagine Taylor's face after he's had them tweets read to him.

You're going off the belief that other football clubs matter. They're only there to give "united" someone to play every week.

Agreed, he's already got a good turn of pace and he's capable of beating his man, a bit of strength would allow him to be very direct and take the knocks that would probably knock him over at the moment.

Aye it was good to see, I hope he gets a decent run of games (although it will be hard once we have gouffran back). That dribble he did when he went past 2 players then moved it onto sissoko giving him acres of space was good to see.

Aye bit harsh that, first start in 10 month, in a new league (possibly the hardest one to adapt to due to pace of the game), against a defence that has conceded 2 in the previous 10 games, away from home, by himself up top.

Aye that'll do it.

Bit of a harsh yellow for sissoko there, hard tackle but got the ball, studs down and one foot. No different to basically every ivanovic tackle.

After standing still after being dispossessed.

He also admitted he really wanted hazard to score the pen. Nowt like impartial commentating.

Villa losing at home to west ham

Dan gosling fucking hell. I know Pardew is basically saving ben arfa now but I'd rather not watch gosling. The commentator here going wild saying mbiwa should be off, I wish someone would say howay man they're 3-0 down away to Chelsea do we really need to be put down to 10 men.

He'd also keep ivanovic pinned back a bit more, I think Sammy is doing well mind but he lacks the composure of Gouffran.

Aye we're missing those lads big time, think Gouffran really gives us a lot of graft and pressing high up the pitch, he's also got good composure.

Stoke doing us a favour so far 2-2 with so'ton.

The final ball seems to be lacking quality tbh, noticed it a few times where someone has been free and lined up for a shot and the ball back to them has been either slow, slightly behind or a combination of the two.

Sissoko really is poor when he has time to think. He's had an ok game besides the 1 on 1 mind. I think Sammy is showing good signs that he's a premiership level player. Think we held shape well but Hazard is ripping us apart tbh.

Aye sadly, especially after the Arsenal result this is even bigger for Chelsea now.

Fucking hell.

These two are made for each other

Aye been a rough few month, only 1 win since boxing day then the shite window. Roll on summer tbh.

Normally am quite optimistic, just not a good feeling around this one. Chelsea are right in the title race and we've nowt to play for really, mind we normally do great in the games I'm not optimistic about.