Howay

Proof that anyone can become a sports journalist.

3-0 nicky butt own goal

1-0 arsenal adebayor

Was he burning £50 notes whilst drinking his pint? No, he was rolling them up and using them to snort lines of cocaine from a small vanity mirror, all this whilst walking, some boy I tell you. To be fair to him I'm sure most would be arrogant if they'd had all the kiss arses around them for the time Shearer has, Hanson still does on motd and his columns.

That bloke has an obsession with Wenger and our 'small' club, why don't they just stop all this carry on they are just making themselves look ridiculous it's as if they are trying to outdo each other with 'witty' and 'humorous' articles about Newcastle. They seem to think they are getting to us in the same way Keegan's theater joke got to them when in reality it's all just starting to get tedious, fans of other clubs don't want to buy a paper to read some arrogant tosser write little more than petty abuse about someone else's club I'm sure they thought it was great at first but this bandwagon is getting old now.

Lassana Diarra said something similar about pompey being a stepping stone, but he's already been at Arsenal and Chelsea He's a good player but a total nonce, plus him and Butt had that little slapping match when we played spurs last season.

Pair of oddballs

A bit harsh mate, considering it's his first performance at CM (arguably the most challenging position to play) in the most physical league in the world. Of course he was no Didi Hamann, but I thought he didn't have the worst of games and although gave the ball a way a fair bit(who hasn't at CM for us this season) he found a few decent passes in the game and cleaned up a little bit in front of the back four. Bit of an understatement really, didn't see him complete one pass tbh The one with the outside of his foot was lovely, don't know how you missed it...did you watch the game Sima? Being there I would hope so. That the one that went to Duff on the left? Automatically put it down to a miskick tbh, what with him being unable to make a simple 5 yard pass. Think he means the one to Owen, pity Owen mis-controlled it or he'd have probably scored.

That was interesting but a total gutter for the ants all that work for some nobs to pump ten tonnes of cement into it, hope their pleased with themselves Good find though, it's unreal how much work they put into them and how complex they are.

Good player, I'm sure most would struggle for form in that woeful team.

"8 Year olds dude"

Thanks, it's a brilliant film.

so we're shit because we don't win things but Everton are fantastic, what a load of tripe. fat pig.

That websites a piss-take right? these people are just so crazy that it could be real ''Satire'' Yep its a piss take. Touche I wasn't sure if he meant it was actual satire or if what these guys believe was so ridiculous it's almost satirical, alot of time obviously went into that site some of it is gold "how good Christian men go on a first date"

That websites a piss-take right? these people are just so crazy that it could be real

I found this on another forum: I hope Ledgers family get some sort of restraining order put on these ignorant fucks, "fag-enabler" making it up as they go along the cockends.

R.I.P

We'd be directly responsible for raising the country's rate of inflation at that fucking price. Let's do it then, it'll wind them up even more

Funnily enough that's what southern journos have been doing for the past 3 months . Still stinging there fat boy? Seems a very apt description of what he does after this car crash of an article. They've been trying to hit a nerve with us for years with trash like this and Keegan seems to have hit their rawest nerve in his first press conference back LEGEND!

Keegans comment about southerners going to the theater has really touched a raw nerve with the fuckers. It's class how we're the impatient ones despite saying we'll give Keegan time yet the media are already making him out to be a total failure you'd think Bolton beat us 7-0

BBC are useless as soon as we go 3-0 up the commentator announces that it's over stoke are out and it switches over to the fucking havant and waterlooville game

:nufc: This is brilliant news who needs mediocre managers like Mark Hughes when we can have out and out entertaining footy! and lotbot just fuck off noone cares what you or the rest of the country think, if we're not a big club why are you bothering to comment I couldn't care less who anyone else appoints and certainly wouldn't take the time to post messages on their forums. Plus your craic is terrible using the same old shite.

Zarate's mint, also Collins John is very good. Also Ignashevich is available on a free at the start gd solid centre back, Belluschi from river is excellent, Arshavin really good in AM, Zhirkov, Bystrov, Breno from sao paulo is a good young centre back but he's brazillian, Ochoa is a gd young mexican keeper was good on 07 as well, ever banega from boca turns into a good player but seems to become a better winger than a dm on mine.

I'm not sure about Milan but I don't think Madrid will be changing manager as Schuster seems to be liked by the president etc, but Real have sacked managers after league titles and champions league wins.