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Oh aye they do. I used to be seeing a right nutter who wouldnt give up on it. Her "what you thinking?" Me "nowt" Her "Come one, what you thinking?" Me "err, nowt?" (now I start to think, what was I thinking about?) Her "You must be thinking something?" Me "No not really, I was miles away" Her "about what?" Me "stop trying to get into my head man fuck sake!""

About as funny as a stubbed toe that like.

I always laugh when women go on about wanting to know what a bloke is thinking. I think women try to over complicate blokes. I remember I had the same conversation with our lass a few months back. Was saying that when she is deep in thought its likely something about the family, or the bairn or how she feels. When Im deep in thought its likely wondering about my big toe being itchy or trying to remember who our next home game is against, or maybe whop would win a fight an Ant, or superman if he was the size of an Ant.

Dont forget to factor in selling any decent talent we have though. If we rake in £10M from sales a year getting rid of avg 3-4 players, he can easly up his budget from £6M to £6.5M. He then buys 5-6 players out of that at the free/£1M mark.

Sorry to hear that. Ok, I keep writing words of wisdom and deleting the line so Im just going to give up. hope it all turns out for the best.

fucking hell

I've refused to buy the new shirt. I'd like to buy one with no sponsorship on etc but have not found them on the net anywhere. Am I contributing to a downturn in the clubs income and therefore ability to invest? Possibly. But as a matter of principle I do not simply hand more money over to someone I firmly believe has fucked me over (on the purchase of a 3 year season ticket that I paid for in full up front.) I am a member of the NUST and I carry on to watch with interest their direction. What I would not want to see is any knee-jerk reaction to recent "news". I would think discussion and then close scrutiny of further action by MA would be required before any decision was taken. Afterall, if a protest was mounted, a protest about what? What has actually happened to change anything? Is the club off the market? Is it bollocks, if he received a decent bid he would sell (his mother). What about the "investment", more bollocks, he is simply servicing the debt. What about the new manager? Doesnt change a thing. CH seems a decent bloke but no manager. He's a yes man unwilling to rock the boat. So is it just about the name change? Well, nothing has happened only a suggestion that he could do it. Tell you what though, any would be sponsor will be thinking very long and hard about taking such a step.

# Given the past turmoil and the mess that has ensued, surely it's time for everyone involved with NUFC to draw a line under the episode(s) and focus on getting the club back into the Premiership, where from the club can rebuild. Isn't it time to just let things be for a season? by Lee # Interesting point Lee. But I've got another one. How many lines do you want to draw. After Big Sam's sacking? Keegan's resignation? When they signed players off YouTube? Wise, Kinnear? Or shall we draw a line under things when St James' Park is called the Pennywise Stadium and is being used as a carpark? by CaulkinTheTimes at 10/29/2009 1:51:24 PM1:51 PM

Happy birthday

Can I just say, regarding protests. Ashley sits in the directors box during home games. during this time there are occassional chants directed at him. He sits, with his fat smug fucking face for whatever reason. He doesnt react to chants, he doesnt even react when we score any more. Notice he doesn't wear his club top anymore either? As I've said in previous posts, he couldnt give a fuck about me, you, the club, the city. NUFC is a business transaction to him. Its about money, no more, no less. The press have ripped him to shreds about his time at our club. He has had it from all quarters and yet is still prepared to sit there week in week out. So, with that in mind, just what exactly do you suppose he would do if fans protested? If 10,000 if us walked from Eldon Square to the ground with our misspelled banners and quirky wit? Do you really think it would push him into a corner and admit defeat? Really? Even if 10% of us do buy from his shops, will he really miss that? Would he even notice? The only way I think he would sit up and take notice is if the attendance for a game was ZERO, absolute ZERO. Then it would have to be a cup game as season tickets have already been paid for. Would that ever happen? No. We'd maybe get a low attendance, but never zero or even low enough to make him sit and take note. Personally, I think a sensible approach to make him take notice is a swift kick in the bollocks.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8327569.stm I especially love the bit in bold, as if that distinguishes it from other churches.

Mike Ashley count not give a blind fuck about you, your kids, your parents or friends and every bit of joy or sadness that has ever been felt for this club. He cares NOTHING about what this club is. It means NOTHING to him. Its an annoyance, an irritation. He will do ANYTHING for a few quid. Bit by bit he will destroy the club. You are not important. Your views mean nothing. The money you put into the club as a ratio of your income means nothing to him. Very soon at what was a football club near you - "Welcome to the Sports Direct Arena - home of the Newcastle Lillywhites" What a cunt of a man, an absolute fucking prick. He doesn't deserve to step into OUR stadium, let alone re-name the fucker.

Ok, now for my next question. I have a % in a cell (cell A). I would like another cell to look at this % (Cell . Cell B will look at Cell A and will give a % based on a scales that the % in cell A falls in. For example : Cell A = 18% Cell B scale = 20% = 35%, 19% = 30%, 18% = 25%, 17% = 20%, 16% = 15%, 15% = 10% It may help if I explain that the first number is a % of something. This figure makes up 35% of something else. Its like a score, so the first % is worth 0 - 35% and the scale I set. If you get 18% for example its worth 25%. I think the way I would need to do it is use a lookup table?

See now I thoroughly enjoyed Wall-E but alot of people thought it was shite. Eeeeevvvvvaaaaaaaaa. Up has had some great reviews as well.

Got the pm, but here you go. Ive basically got one of these : Popcorn Hour C-200 I bought a dedicated 1TB Internal HD and an extrernal USB case for it. I then use front end software called YAMJ which is installed to the HD. You rip your DVDs (and other media) to the HD. The software looks on the net and takes all info from IMDB so things like reviews, posters, screens, advertisements etc. It is stored on your HD with the film. You can then search your HD library through the front end software under genre etc. When you want to watch something, you unplug the HD from its case and plug it directly into the C-200 and the front end and control of it is then done through your TV. So you can scroll the library there and watch whatever film you like. Demo : Edit : Forgot to add, the C-200 comes with all current up do date codecs so you can run any format from the HD.

Good to see the side by side difference. I should show wor lass as she can never tell, or isnt impressed by the difference. If I buy, I only get blue ray now, though its not that often. Just got a popcorn hour thing so Im loading all mystuff on to that.

Mind you, I think its only a matter of time.

huh?? Clocks change I think he means, but he's wrong. They change at 2AM and become 1AM which is still tomorrow

? For Newcastle. Just about sums you up that does....

Just got back from the match. Fucking woeful first half. Heads were dropping and the players started hiding. Missed a couple of sitters like. Second half they sat back a bit and once we changed gimp face and brought Ranger on we looked much brighter. Couldnt see what happened with the handbags and couldnt see why Butt was booked AND Kiz red carded when their bloke just got a yellow. Cracking finish from Nolan which I thought was about to bounce back off the post. Poor game, shite display from us but a wins a win. Oh, and I did notice when we scored, fat fuck face sat and didnt move a muscle. Then again, the useless tub of lard prob doesnt have the strength to stand up.

Happy Birthday fella

Well, eventually got around to watching it. He'll make a good politician, just need to tried and hide his lies and bullshit better. I've not looked at their site, nor will I, but from what I gather their grasp on what actually is British or English is flawed in the least.

Still not got to watch this but I did Sky+ it.

You will need - a fat fucking wanker called Mike Ashley Plausibility - Very, so long as he is bored enough to want to buy the Earth. Earth final resting place - In a wheelbarrow being sold off along with the moon in a buy one get moon free offer.

This sounds really scary. Thanks. It was He was coming back from holiday and got an itchy eye while in the airport. Was rubbing it as you do and got some drops from there. He put them in and by the time he got home he could barely open his eye. Went straight to the hospital when he got home and they said if he hadnt he could have lost it (well, his sight, not the whole eye). Had to put these drops in his eye every 30mins (not sure how long for) plus his daily visit. He's fine now like, but its best to be safe like, esp when its your eyes.