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Hyem But aye, I prefer our English. Or wor I should say. But we dont have as much Norman influence up here as we do Angle/Saxon.

Id pay a fiver for MA to wear a "cunt" hat on a match day. Maybe we should put that to him via the press. Im sure it would make more revenue than selling the naming rights to the club.

Nah. I live in Forest Hall though. From 'Burrie' originally Used to be a good chippy in Palmersville. The Chinees in FH was pretty rank as I remember (the one up near the school) though he did sell mars bars

Im struggling to see its worth completely. Looks a little like an I.M. that handles offline submissions.

Bannered

Sitting back or not, I dont think we can complain too much after winning 3-0.

Yeah I'd like an invite to give this thing a try, cheers.

Brilliant

at them clips like

Bioshock is a cracking game. Fifa 10 as well Though Im into Dragon Age at the minute like. Batman my mate reckons is worth a punt but Ive not seen it.

You should get your husband started on pineapple juice, it makes spunk sweet. I drink plenty, and my current girlfriend appreciates it. Fucking hell, I had to read that twice there. Now I see what you mean

Seriously, this has me interested. So, throws of passion, she comes first ( ) you pull out, whip off your condom ( ) and say, to this girl you've never met before, "where do you want it"? She then actually says "in the eyes please"!!! And then what, you sit for a few moments while she gives you that porn star smile, you kiss , you go for the kleenex, you wake her up????? no the correct answer is wherever you want to put it. Do all women swallow? Do you prefer it when she does? surely you've cum by then so your minds already on other things like footy? No they dont, and yes we do. Last thing we want is them quickly getting up and running to the bathroom as it kind of ruins the moment. It would be even better if they gargled it, blew spunk bubbles and then asked for more... but I guess that just happens in porno's lol! Out of one nostril?

Coming from the man who thinks HIV is a scam to sell antiviral drugs iirc? Do you seriously think all the world's climatologists (or the vast majority of them) are in on it? i wish i was as absolutely, positively certain as you Renton, but i'm not. tbh, i think the truth is somewhere in the middle of the 2 arguments Is usually the case in most things

Used to. Usually a few days after a weekend session in my drug addled youth. I used to wake up but not be able to move and I'd feel a strong presence of there being someone behind me. I would really try and force myself to turn around but never could. After a while, I started enjoying it, and began to hear bizzare stuff. Once heard my Dad and step mother downstairs even though I lived in my flat in Newbiggin Hall and them in West Denton. Aye, gear doesnt fuck you up eh.

Wrong SMO, a creampie is just when you dump your load inside her and she lets it run back out - watching gravity at work. By the way it was no different in the 80/90s porn or partner wise, just not as widely available and with a little more hair - unless you knew the right partner. Well, I think the availability has alot to do with it. There was no net when I was a kid.

Up. Was ok. Not as good as I was hoping, but still a canny Sunday afternoon laze on the sofa movie.

Of that list - I can only recall seeing these : 2. The Bourne Supremacy/The Bourne Ultimatum 3. No Country for Old Men 5. Team America: World Police 6. Slumdog Millionaire 7. The Last King of Scotland 8. Casino Royale 16. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 20. Donnie Darko 24. 28 Days Later 26. Minority Report 32. Gladiator 34. Finding Nemo 39. Lost in Translation 41. Children of Men 42. The Incredibles 43. The Dark Knight 46. Traffic 48. Little Miss Sunshine 50. The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King 58. Shaun of the Dead 63. There Will Be Blood 71. Monsters, Inc. 74. Pan’s Labyrinth 84. Hotel Rwanda 86. The Orphanage 89. School of Rock 90. Wedding Crashers 98. Crash But I'd only image these making a top 100 (I just cant bring myself to take Team America out of this list ) 3. No Country for Old Men 5. Team America: World Police 6. Slumdog Millionaire 7. The Last King of Scotland 16. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 20. Donnie Darko 24. 28 Days Later 32. Gladiator 39. Lost in Translation 41. Children of Men 43. The Dark Knight 50. The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King 58. Shaun of the Dead 63. There Will Be Blood 74. Pan’s Labyrinth 84. Hotel Rwanda And if I had to choose 5 of these: 7. The Last King of Scotland 43. The Dark Knight 50. The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King 74. Pan’s Labyrinth 84. Hotel Rwanda Bound to be a load that are not on the list that should be. For example, I prefer Ice Age over Monsters Inc. Also where is Big Fish, Castaway, Devils Backbone, Fight Club, Gran Torino, Star Trek, Wall-E to think of a few?

Seen a program a bit back about young kids today and their expectations of sex etc. Basically it was saying because of the internet and seeming relaxation of boundries and ease of access, teenagers have had a much bigger exposure to hard porn. In turn, their expectations of their girlfriends has changed and many of them now think stuff like "up the arse", "face shots", "random object self gratification" etc is day to day stuff done by all couples (ok, someone here is going to say "isnt it?" maybe this is what happens when you get married ) When I was a lad (fucking hell, did I just say that), the porn we got our grubby mits on was well thumbed copies of fiesta (you just dont see random porn mags on the street any more, sad times....) or some mates dodgy VHS copy of a porn where the lass brakes her heel, gets rescued by a passing cobbler and taken back to hers for a good seeing to. The postman happens to drop by and they go two's up My teachers always found it odd when I said I wanted to leave school to be a cobbler/windowcleaner/taxi driver/ plumber etc....

Obviously not the dad, I expect they are a mixture with different dads. Not that I'm making assumptions here or anything! Was going to say, I wouldnt say its obvious? Possible yes.

Hang on.... he is 29? Their eldest is 16?

Im currently enjoying Games Jelly Car2 Geared Ragdoll Doom PaperToss Tiger Woods (good but I found crashes a bit) Flight Control Apps Sky Sports Football SC Lightsaber GymBabes Pocket Universe eBuddy Tweetie FB

Billy Connolly and Eddie Izzard of the older ones. I like a few of the more recent ones. Cant stand Chubby Brown types like.

Happy Birthday fella