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Actually... 0'C is 32'F so, twice 32'F would actually be twice as warm so twice as cold could be 32/2 and so 16'F = -8.8'C ? Yes, bored also.

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Is she worth being single?

I am feeling positive aye. Despite everyone and anyone mocking the Wise move etc, despite the start under KK (did anyone expect anything different really?), I do think we have started to lay the right things down. I do think the wise thing is a gamble, but gambles can come off. Ashley & Mort are not football people and I think they needed football people as advisers around them, so with that in mind I think these few moves make sense. I Was slightly concerned with different reports suggesting Wise's place in the chain and KK insisting he reported to him. Came across like KK determined not to be undermined. I hope Im wrong there as that could end in tears if so. But overall, I think we are doing the right things. A few yougsters being picked up and its good that we have the vision now to try and make more of the academy. Good that KK didnt just write off Sams additional back room staff etc. Of course its going to be a learning curve for MA and CM, I just hope these advisers get it right. Oh, and I wish the papers would back the fuck off but thats not likely while they see us as an easy target. So, overall I'm disappointed with our position, but Ive already accepted that we will be mid table and am still looking forward to the boro game and then longer rebuilding in the summer.

Fair point Rico. WE need more people with no noses on here (sniffing around?).

I think Owen is more one for placing or rolling the ball as opposed to hammering it. Problem at the moment I reckon is not getting into positions to be able to do that and he is not getting the support form players around him to do that. I think with many of our players, some more than others, we need to see if KK can make them more effective in our team. Owen (and MArtins tbf) being two good examples.

Ok, Ive got XP Pro installed on my work desktop and the C: drive is too small. I dont want to reinstall etc so Im wondering if there is a way to change the partition size without doing so? Ive pointed as much as I can to other drives but really Im going to need more space as a few things you have no option but to install on C: (Java runtime etc) Cheers

If you havent heard, some wife tried to kill her husband by poisoning him with anti-freeze. Anyway, after a 16 week coma he woke up and doctors had to tell him that it was his wife. He has been left blind, deaf and with a degree of brain damage. Pretty sad story actually. Anyway, what Im wondering is, how did the doctors tell him?

I also love how we were slated for not giving Sam time and they are giving him (KK) stick after 3 games

Oh that was you I was listening driving back from whereverthefuckIwasuptomynutsinfog.

Aye, we knew Sam had the easy half of the season and KK is left to recover what he can. the rest of the season is about KK taking stock of what he has at his disposal preparing for next season. We wont go down, we wont get into europe.

Basically you have + discs and - discs and then you have - and + players and those that play both. If I get a DVD that say my DVD player wont play I usually find the PS3 will. It may be that you need some +R blanks or a different brand. Its very unusual, but I bought some software about 2 month ago that by laptop was saying the disc was blank but my desktop was fine with it. I had to copy the disc and it worked fine.

Queue "Oba and Out"

Certainly makes the whole thing sound more interesting.

If someone came to me with a Macdonalds A level certificate asking for work Id prob piss myself laughing tbf. Not just because we dont sell burgers either.

We could appoint Ghandi and someone would complain, give the thing a chance for fuck sake. Keegan and Wise are good pals, after his England stint. Bang on. I've never really liked the weasel looking little fucker, but I dont give a shite what he's done in the past on the pitch, if he is being moulded into something half decent behind the scenes in football and has something to offer then Id be interested to see what it was. Basically, I'll reserve judgement though Id me lying if I didnt say I thought it bizarre.

Aye, the southern hacks will be positively creaming themselves over this one. Thats another few columns filled with bollocks.

Seems its nailed on this bizarre move reading Sky news with a statement from Leeds Utd. Mixed reports about what his actual role is to be other than DoF (some saying under KK, some unrelated to KK and a Mort appt and so on). Id be interested to hear what the club have to say about this.

In fairness, I dont give a fuck providing his unknown behind the scenes skills are any good. I'm not saying I think its a good move or not, Im just not going to go all "EE man Ee kannit come here amn !!!!111 FFS !"

Should this go ahead, I'd struggle to be impressed but Id also struggle to be a huge critic of the move given I know nothing of his ability in that field. Sounds like he isnt into the management side at all but is into the behind the scenes "stuff". Who knows.

Ronny Gill says its on Is this not just like asking Fegan (sp?) to come and look after your kids?

Meh.