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Carling maybe. The FA is dominated by the top 4 more or less. Be a long time before we reach that height, if at all, under KK. Uefa would be a good shot though in a few years.

I Think KK brought Barton into the side at City, but Im also sure they fell out late on. Cant recall though.

It was studs down the shin. Couldnt have been his knee as Emre cant kick that high What pissed me off more was the way Rennie parades the red card around the centre circle like he is on parade. Prick. Also, missed a blatent back pass amongst other things.

Sick of seeing it now like. At the time I was right behind Kev saying it and didnt mind. I dont find it cringeworthy now, just sick of it getting played over and over and over.

Jokes that only work in Scotland A Glasgow woman goes to the dentist and settles down in the chair. "Comfy?" asks the dentist. "Govan," she replies. What did the Siamese twins from Glasgow call their autobiography? Oor Wullie. A guy walks into an antiques shop and says: "How much for the set of antlers?" "Two hundred quid," says the bloke behind the counter. "That's affa dear," says the guy. Did you hear about the fella who liked eating bricks and cement? He's awa' noo. After announcing he's getting married, a boy tells his pal he'll be wearing the kilt. "And what's the tartan?" asks his mate. "Oh, she'll be wearing a white dress," he replies. What do you call a pigeon that goes to Aviemore for its holidays? A skean dhu. How many Spanish guys does it take to change a lightbulb? Just Juan. A man takes a pair of shoes back to the shop and complains that there is a lace missing. "No," argues the assistant, "look at the label - it says Taiwan." What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and an Aberdeen sheep farmer? The Rolling Stones say: "Hey you, get off of my cloud." And an Aberdeen sheep farmer says: "Hey McLeod, get off of ma ewe." What do you call an illegitimate Scottish insect? A wee fly b*****d. What about the Scotsman who lost his testicles in a motorcycle accident? The surgeon re-attached them with Bostik. While being interviewed for a job as a bus driver, a guy is asked: "What would you do if you had a rowdy passenger?" "I'd put him off at the next stop," he says. "Good. And what would you do if you couldn't get the fare?" "I'd take the first two weeks in August," he replies. Two negatives make a positive but only in Scotland do two positives make a negative - "Aye right." A Glasgow man - steaming and skint - is walking down Argyle Street when he spots a guy tinkering with the engine of his car. "What's up, Jimmy?" he asks. "Piston broke," he replies. "Aye, same as masel..."

Allardyce will be spitting feathers if he see's the game from tonight. Far too attacking for his liking. Ive no doubt if he had tha tgame and we went down to 10 men he'd have brought on Roz into the centre of m/f taking of owen or viduka and settling for 1-0.

Just got back. Well, despite that fucktard Rennie doing his best to spoil it, it was a cracking game. Just to see the players playing with a bit of freedom made such a difference. Duff was my MotM but Zog did have a good game as well. AND! the flag made it much further round so it actually went over my head in the leazes

Fair weather? its bastid freezing man.

Stunned his mate didnt ring him first

For also ran - read newcastle. Not sure, but I reckon he chose that name but then gave up trying to spell lobotomy.

Fair weather aye, cos we've been struggling with our attendances over the last few years despite all the shite.

Well, we cant expect much to chance this season. Whether he manages to bring anyone in is debatable. So with the crop of players he could get them playing football as a start, but with players off in the African jaunt we are thin on the ground. Keeping us 12-10th will be an achievement this season tbf.

Poor attempt. You havent even photoshopped KKs face into it or any of the players. If you;re gonna bitch n moan at least put some effort into it.

Just been watching sky sports. Numerous texts etc saying we will win the league in 3 years blah blah. I think alot of people are getting far to carried away. Im chuffed Kev is back if nothing else to put some damn pride back into the club after we have been dragged through the gutter and spat on of late. But what do we really expect? He done little at the clubs out of the ordinary after us and we shouldnt expect to carry on from where we left off last time he was here. the club, fans, game and him have all changed. Im thinking Uefa spot regualrly, maybe 7-6th or there abouts. Some may think he will struggle while some really may think he can go that extra mile. who knows. Be interesting to see who he brings in staff wise and how he starts to play. I think his play will be more reserved as well perhaps. Who knows. Gonna enjoy the ride though.

Every time I see this thread title I think its something to do with curtains.....

As we know, the atmosphere with us usually comes with effort, good play, goals or strong tackles from the team. I expect this from a KK team (not necessarily all at once). In other words, winning or not, we should have something to sing about.

I think he mean "I am" not "We are" ... or even "WE ARE"

Nope still hasnt sunk in. I honestly didnt think he would want to get back into it. Im over the moon with it and yet slightly withdrawn through fear If nothing else, will give the club a huge moral life which it currently needs.

Im currently feeling ......

Do what I done. Come to terms with the fact that McLaren is out of work and had spoken to Ashley about the role. That they seem to be targeting free managers. Realise that McLaren could end up being the one. Suddenly, Deschamps & Houllier become very interesting prospects.

Bloody hell, I try not to say his name once....

Shh..... say his name 5 times in a mirror and you will summon him. Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice! (I dare not do the third)

Its actually quite far from your username Id say. Far enough away to be comfortable at least. I think to remove said group though, you have to cheer the fuck up.

With the quality of names increasing, now at Deschamps, Id be seriously pissed if we ended up with McLaren.....