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I think Duff ® and Zog (L) is the way forward, sadly at the expense of an aging Nobby. That though is the least of our problems and I see NOT bringing in an available Campbell who suited our needs and budget to the "T" as a shortsighted disaster.

If its an XDA, then you just move them over to your phone and go through the menu to apply. I keep getting it mixed up though. Its something like mp3's are ringtones while mpa or something is used for alerts. If you have one that you want to use as another, you have to convert it on your pc then upload as the right file type.

I would tend to agree however this sounded like Nobby had had a few drinks and once he'd got started then he just didnt stop ranting! If you'll permit me to name-drop for a moment. My Dad was talking to Steve Harmison recently (he knows him quite well through a mutual friend). He was doing some training again with NUFC recently and he said several players were coming up to him and telling him about how things at the club were a shambles. He didn't even ask them, they just told him. I also got the feeling on Saturday that, Parker apart, the team isn't exactly playing for Roeder. Either that or we're shite I'd ted to go for the last one there like You and your bears man. I think its clear all aint rosey. If we sold Zog there would be riots. I did read somewhere though that Emre might be off in the winter. Also read in a few places today that Milner wants off - but I fully expected that.

Id prob be up for it. Though not the 16th as thats my works neet out in Manc land. Easiest thing is prob for you to stick up a poll and go with the majority. You'll never keep everyone happy

Liar, I've heard the moans from across town....oooh, debit, aaahh credit, hmm stop it you naughty suspense account you! DOUBLE-ENTRY!!!!! See, topical and funny. Impressive.

Im all for it. The way I think of it is that if my lass was out on her own, and someone started harrassing her, I'd want the fuckers nailed. CCTV gives you a good chance of that happening. Then you have all the thieves etc that should have their hands chopped off but get away with a slap, that also can be caught. Dont get me started on that though

Aye, if someone is tailgating me, I'll sometimes move over, and sometimes slow down to the exact speed limit and not budge. Depends how I feel. If they drop back and accelarate to make a point, or worse yet flash lights at me, then Ill not budge, or slow down further. Have been known to once pull handbreak on to the transit had to screech and swerve. Bastards then stopped infront of me where 3-4 of them got out of the transit I just reversed and drove away again. I drive a fair bit, do 30000+ miles per year. I see all sorts of tossers driving. To slow in a motorway and tailgating on a motorway are what I see as the worst offences. What really boils my piss though is undertaking, HGVs overtaking at 1mph faster than who they are passing, and as above - someone flashing me to get past (unless its a copper then I'll usually give in).

Not at all. However, was pissing myself laughing at my mate (yes, it was my mate...). This lass he has been sleeping with was sending him pics from her phone. Up close pics. All Ill say is that she is well trimmed. Anyway, at the Wigan game he showed me the latest one she sent. Of her with nee kit on, on the bed, legs a kimbo. Then I asked what I thought was once simple question that he obviously hadnt considered. Who took the photo?

Hmm.... I live in a cul-de-sac you get no through traffic We have a canny park 2mins walk away (the one off whickham highway) I'm a 2min drive from the A1 / Team Valley Takes me 10min to drive into town or 10-30min to be in decent northumberland countryside.

Its all bollocks. Never read them. Like you say, dont like what the sun says? Go off what the star says instead.

This is what we have with squad numbers: RB - Carr CH - Moore CH - Bramble CH - Ramage CH - Taylor CH - Huntington LB - Bernard LB - Babayaro Against Fulham, we started with Carr - Bramble - Moore - Ramage Our Defensive subs were : ...... Assuming that Sibierski was a last gasp signing (for a reason I just dont know - height up front Id heard) - why the hell didnt we grab any last gasp defenders? The usual garbage thrown out is no money or not better than what we have. Well, looking at this, I'd challange anyone to name another team in the Prem with a defense as thread bare and poor in quality. I still find it astounding that after four months of work (assuming they done no work on transfers before the window opened), the end result for the defense was Ollie Bernard in with Elliot and Boum out.

He was shocking at the weekend. The first goal was crap or non-existant defending all round. But, two main things stuck out. They got past Ramage who had been getting turned inside out all game. Then Bramble left it to go past him as if he'd had a shout. Comical. He only got worse after that as in the last 10 mins they took the piss out of our whole defence. All that against mighty Fulham. Well, this is our easy start to the season eh.

Class.

Munching a handful of almonds at me desk. 35mins till lunch where I have a tuna salad in a tub made by wor lass. Gerrin..

Another one?? Geez.... Happy Birthday man

Hey was at a Muslim birthday party last night ..... Fuck me pass the parcel was quick..

Though most have said no one had a great game, I thought Parker and Emre done much better in the second half. Emre was great breaking their play up and made some good interceptions. Duff and Zog were busy on the wings causing Fulham many problems. but, as ever, no end result. Shola puffed n panted without doing much and Martins looked a little lost. Martins needs time and games and Shola is well ... shola. the back four were shocking. At RB Carr was our best defender, LB Ramage is clearly not suited. He was turned far too easily so many times. The first goal was from his slip, the Bramble let the ball go past him for hit to be cracked home. Utter shite. Was comical at the end, the back four just didnt have a clue as the ball was passed around them. Worse still, our bench had not a single defender.

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cool cheers! Now I just godda work out where the hell I know tat from. Unless its on sky and Ive watched it when flicking. Usually stopped by then like...

Hell yeah Kays, Brian Mills in particular.

I have woke up with a crane fly bouncing on my chest before like. Staring at me with its beedy little eyes...

Aye, the lass in the office is off today and there's me and two others. Cant really slope off yet. Still 1hr 5min to go.....

I do alittle. It brings back memories and i am thinking i can smell that rotting dead body again Thats weird though isnt it? That a memory of something can actually make you smell it again. 195491[/snapback] Blatantly just farted. 195511[/snapback] ladies dont fart! 195514[/snapback] from the farters digest

Feel better now - been wanting to moan about that all day

Well if I was, the napalm tap in the office sure as hell just woke me up... AND ... whats with people at cash points? Bloke in front of me today must have stood there for 5mins getting cash out. When it asked if he wanted a receipt I swear he was about to turn around and ask the fecking audience. All that pissing around and all he got was a tenner!