Albert Kirkey

Quite like a chinese usually.

Looks like it'll be canny when it's up and running fully.

Just wait til December when the African Nations Cup is just round the corner. Then you'll see a tabloid hand wringing frenzy.

Nothing to get too worried about, the comnebol qualifiers are pretty much there and Peru haven't done very well, so I doubt he's going to be jetting off for unimportant matches. Next one will be the copa america, and that's a summer tournament, so shouldn't have an impact on us. Just pleased to have him back really. As has been said before this stinks of jealous cockney shit stirring. Just let the bitter cernts get on with it, we're Newcastle United, and we're alright.

We've had this discussion before Alberto, yes they were fit, but the film was sheeeite... 28384[/snapback] halcyon days eh!

And Bend it like Beckham of course.

Whatever flicks your switch mate, in that photy she looks like Celine Dion on crack to me though.

Michael Douglas as Gordon Gecko in 'Wall Street'.

Class stuff for a Monday morning, a thread that's developed into slagging off Burchill, nice one. And as we're on the Monday beat, every time I see Tony Parson's face above his column on a Monday in the Mirror, I always think; 'you married Julie Burchill, what the fuck were you thinking?'

I love my Saint Etienne singles collection cd, apart from the fact that stupid cow's done the blurb on the back cover. To say it's shite is a massive understatement.

I'm too small and soft as shite to be an enforcer, too slow for anything else. Anyway, it's my fucking team and I'll play where I like! 28294[/snapback] Toontastic team then, you in nets, me in defence, just need another three for the starting line now! Baggsys me getting to lift the Stanley Cup, though if that trophy gets any bigger I might need a hand off someone!

Totally agree with that, no talent whatsoever.

Fuck Forever's still a canny tune though

Got to be a bit mental to go between the pipes I reckon, if I was a hockey player I'd like to be a defenceman who scored plenty of goals with his slapshot from the blue line. For the Toronto Maple Leafs too

I've always wanted to one season go to every Newcastle first team game home and away, prefrably when we had a European campaign. Maybe in a few years time, big style fancy doing that, while maybe finding the time for it by taking a year's sabbitacal. Though I think that'd be a necissity considering how much time off you'd need! Other than that, like Geordiesned there's loads of places in the world I'd like to visit, could do a bit of that.

Dexy's is classed as cheesy? Everything else mentioned seems to be the soundtrack to the alcopop generation.

has anyone seen our banjoes?

Considering I don't think I've ever met you whilst you were sober I'd say that any day/month/season would have it's occasions for getting completely hammered. 26908[/snapback] I suppose I could be really offended by that remark, but as it's true I'd better not!

Too difficult to go completely dry when the football season's getting into full swing imo. So by that logic summer would be better, because there's no football, but drinking and going out in the nice weather's the best part of summer...I dunno they get you coming, and they get you going

Proud to say me and a few other lads have been wearing our Hillsborough Justice Campaign wristbands for a little while now. And I really hope anyone connected with the South Yorkshire and West Midlands Police forces, the scum newspaper and all the authority and legal bod figures involved in denying ordinary people justice, die slow and terribly painful deaths.

Should have been a dipolmat me! I'll give you a ring Saturday and see whereabouts you are

He's about 3 times your size too. 14443[/snapback] That as well, plus I've lost weight since the last time you saw me!

Is the Manc Mag attending, or is he just making smart arse comments in the thread? Let me know, 'cause I think I still owe you a pint for your score updates after I had to leave that match early last season.

Loads of my mates think I look like Mark Bosnich. I think my mates are idiots sometimes, I look nowt like him.

You saw that thin ice was starting to crack eh Jimbo