Albert Kirkey

Jenas was a lazy bling tosser who couldn't be arsed to make anything of his talent at Newcastle, and went through the motions for 2 1/2 years. I hope he dies soon, every good shift he puts in for Spurs is a slap in the face for Newcastle supporters. And he won't be missed at Newcastle for me either, Parker and Emre are better players.

Mad Mick's moved his gig from Idols to that new Sports Cafe. Go somewhere good though, the Sports Cafe is shite, overpriced and staffed by complete knobheads. I found all this out last week, and wouldn't reccomend at all.

Great news mate, congratulations. Hopefully his proud Dad will be in the stands at SJP as he makes his first team debut in 2023

Even a pissed up Burley would be an improvement on Souness and his comedy coaching clowns. Surprise news though, hope it doesn't derail the Jambos title challenge too much.

Ade Akinbiyi plays for Burnley, if that's not a pointer you might be in danger from errant footballs I don't know what is.

I'm very sceptical she went blind temporarily a couple of days afterwards. She's talking shite

Banning stag and hen parties, or at least forcing them into the Bigg Market only would have a positive effect on the standard of bars.

I've seen people hit by pucks too, outcome can certainly be quite messy.

Rubbish. Certainly contenders, but they'll find some the teams in the knockout stages a lot more demanding than the second rate stuff they play in the Prem week in week out.

If he lost the beer belly and put a red shirt on, it could be Roy Keane.

Cruyff's a total legend, and he's spot on in that article. I hope Chelsea get Barcelona again in the champion's league this season, I'm convinced the Catalans will put the cockneys right in their place.

Really do hope we get a good result though, these are shite, and I don't want to be going into another poxy international break on the back of a defeat like last time. Hope Griffin and Zoggy go head to head, the metro bandit won't be able to live with him I reckon, and could easily end up getting sent off.

We'll play shite but get an undeserved win, which the masses will take as the signal that we're shoo-ins for a champions league spot this season.

There's something seriously wrong with the national team when it said in the paper about the incident 'England stars Jenas, Zat Knight and Lee Hendrie were at the party' There's not half some shite been given an international cap.

Tell you what I've just been thinking before, going to the match back then when McKeag was in charge. Not that long ago, but the whole days experience is unrecogniseable to what it is now. Not all bad by any means like, you could stand and pay on the day.

I'll say one thing for him, he never had a season ticket for Roker Park unlike one of his successors. Surname rhymes with ball...

Remember when he got to the final of the US Open and lost? He was that close to becoming British 41177[/snapback]

Remember when he got to the final of the US Open and lost? He was that close to becoming British 41177[/snapback] Vaguely, wasn't one of the sad fuckers that stayed up watching him on bbc 1 though. Pat Rafter, he beat him?

Remember when he got to the final of the US Open and lost? He was that close to becoming British 41177[/snapback] Vaguely, wasn't one of the sad fuckers that stayed up watching him on bbc 1 though. Pat Rafter, he beat him?

Though anyone that's going to push Canadian Greg Rusedski down the national rankings should be applauded.

Joe Strummer is my hero/icon call it what you will. Unfortunately another who died far too young.

James Dean was definitely as cool as fuck.

Like the good old days, run the Mackems all the way down Bath Lane

Good question. Normally in a situation like that where you're round a table and there's a few of you I would just put in a quarter (if there was 4 of you) regardless of if I'd had less. If one person wasn't drinking though and blatantly had less then I'd put more in to cover for that but I wouldn't necessarily expect others to do the same. In other words, the onus was on them to cover for you rather than you to pay a quarter of the total, but seen as they wouldn't, if it was me, I just would have hoyed in a $20. 40383[/snapback] Correct. Which brings me to another annoying student habit - quarrelling on how to split a bill, or even worse, using calculators! BASTARDS! 40392[/snapback] I used to know this lad and lass that were going out - they'd been seeing each other for years, and when the bill came they would immediately grab it, work out everyone's share to the penny, and pass pennies between the two of them to make sure they each paid their exact share even though they lived together. It used to wind me up no end. 40402[/snapback] And they say romance is dead. 40405[/snapback] One decimal point in the wrong place and it could be the end of the road for the loving couple.

I'll do it myself if it guarentees blowing up half of Liverpool. Mrs spongebob might object if I got a pro in anarl 40399[/snapback] Make you you install it near Goodison Park then mate.