Albert Kirkey

Ron Dixon tried to do that once in Brookside and ended up blowing up hlaf of Liverpool. Probably best get a pro in.

The girl that was in Black Books? Didn't watch it mind, football for me. but Barcelona, not the scabby English sides.

I don't mind going out to a pub or for a meal and not drinking, but I must admit the idea of going to Tiger Tiger sober scares the shit out of me. Not that they ever let me in because I've got the wrong shoes or trousers on. 40365[/snapback] Never tried to get in and never will. It's a bar for pretentious cernts and they're welcome to it.

She'd have to cut it back to just one night on Osborne Road I reckon.

One thing you'll never hear one of them say, 'No that's ok, as an undergraduate student I'm happy to pay full price.'

I love the story I read once about students and traffic cones. Can't remember from where, but some workmen had been busy on the roads and coned off the bit with a hole in it. Was on the route of some students coming back from the pub, and they regularly used to boot them all over. Unfortunatley for one of them the workmen had left one cone over a concrete traffic bollard and that kicker got a broken foot for his trouble. Would like to think it's true.

Quite liked it, but wasn't massively concentrating on it. Prefer to have people like that to be a bit unknown, keep the mystique there.

Pretyy decent assessment there Alex. Seems like there's too many that are tossers first and students second.

Send him down to Shepherd's Bush anyways. Hopefully he might get on the wrong side of one of those gun wielding loopers in the directors box and cop a bullet. The world would be a better place without him, NUFC would score for the insurance. Everyone's a winner.

Grow a moustache and disguise your nostril growth.

If it's as bad as everyone reckons, surely it'll be on itv before the end of the year. 'And tonight's Saturday evening premiere on itv1'

Aye, and somebody has got to keep that little bastard Dire in hummers and bentleys no doubt.

Bound to happen, and the players will be told wages have to come down in line etc. Ticket prices won't though.

Charlton should charge full whack tonight and put the money towards building a decent away end.

That day when I bumped into you and Gemmill outside the ground it was £35, was £38 last season. It'll be a cold day in hell before I pay £42 to go to a game at St Andrews. Robbing bastards, either that or the wank mag trade is in decline.

I'd agree with that, they really were excellent then, even by their high standards. Wouldn't have fancied being in 90,000+ crowd there personally, but it did look good.

Good music as well on the show, they just play what they want, so you get some classic Dylan, Springsteen etc on.

Really? And it won you over, interesting. Tell you what I did watch a few weeks ago, was on after this show I think, the story of Inxs documentary and the recording of the Wembley live show they did around the time of the 'Kick' album. Both very, very good. And reminded you Michael Hutchence was the last great rock and roll star. Been nobody else that could hold a candle to him imo.

yeap, listened to them all over the last month, had a few fits of laughter have to admit 35382[/snapback] My favourite one was the one when Karl had the builder in the flat doing the kitchen, was in July '03 I think. Crying with laughter, pure brilliance. Monkeynews is always very good for a giggle too

I think it's dead wrong INXS are doing this. Thought they were better than tacky reality tv crap. Haven't watched it because of that, sooner it's finished the better.

It's a London station (though I think they've got a satellite franchise in Manchester these days). I've listened to it for years mate, absolutely top class stuff on a Saturday dinnertime. There may be some pre Christmas shows as well, so keep an eye on the site about those.

Well said that man, that scum weren't complaining about 'unfair taxes' and the 'state of the nation' when they were making money hand over fist

Happy birthday mate, hope you have a top one.

Sarah Cracknell

He's got fuck all on MacGyver I reckon.