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We won. Again. Glad to see the 'I couldn't give a shit aboot England me like' people have returned now Owen plays for us. Welcome back. *Tounge lodged in cheek.*

His smile isn't anywhere near as big as mine after this transfer.

Learn to play nice now children.

There's one going round the office here to the tune of 'I love you baby...' 'I love you Owen...' Sounds pretty shit.

It's up again. Apparently, we've just bought Michael Owen.

i don't think even souness can start owen on the right wing 27199[/snapback] Three up front, not neccesarily on the wing.

Ah, the patronising twat stance. Hadn't seen many of these about this week. HOUSE!

Luque - Clark - Parker - Dyer (if fit) If Dyer is knackered, he might go 4-3-3. Luque - Shearer - Owen N'Zogbia - Parker - Clark However, you just fucking know he'll play Faye.

Freedom - Wham.

What mancy is trying ot say is that he likes bit tits. As do I, but they have to be natural and have some natural curves to gan with them. Ironically smaller tits?

Best assessment I've seen of him. It's like Franz Carr all over again.

Strangely, despite them dragging up EVERY single critical article of the Owen transfer, this one has passed them by. Shall I?

RTG spontaneously self combusts.

At least Charlotte Church has a bit of meat on her. Proper curves man, can't beat them. Also, she gets pissed a lot which might give me an outside chance.

Aye, certainly not bad points. However, I don't think we are that bad at the back to be honest. Yes, Boumsong made an arse of two situations at the weekend, but I think the two CB's have looked alright together. We're not fantastic a hte back, but we're certainly not 'weak' imo.

We should have kept him and got Nobby to teach him how to cross. Seriously.

We haven't been going long enough for a Gold Section just yet. There was some absolute quality on the old board, the Oceanic Qualification thread and more recently the one with the Olympiakos fans on.

No no No no no no No no no no No no no more JJ! Techno techno techno techno!

Although not the force he was, and although playing on a season longer than he should be imo, he will go down as one of the greates English centre forwards of all time. He's been a pleasure to watch.

There have always been far too many NUFC threads on there. They whinge about Newcastle fans being on there but 99% of NUFC threads are started by Mackems. Like Snakehips says, there are a few decent mackems who make the craic on there canny, who are ghetting sick and tired of the constant diggings. At the end of the day though, it's head in the sand stuff. They're bottom of the league with no points and a trip to Stamford Bridge coming up. Having a go at us is a coping mechanism for a lot of them, always has been.

It's getting old skool on there at the moment. The old 'pre-1992 attendances' debate is being dug up from it's stinking coffin once more. This just gets better and better.

Thet SMB 3 thing is superb. It was just another mental kicking for them, especially as the 3 that went are home and away diehards. You also get every other week a brilliant 'I went to watch the scum at the weekend at hotch potch park is shite.' thread. You are guaranteed a mackem will be at our games every week then claim it was because they wanted a laugh, or just use it to critiscise the ground, fans etc. Like I say to them though, cheers for the £30, much appreciated.

I want Nobbys babies. Although I understand someone else local beat me to it...