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Off buying suitcases of bricks.

Gol goes out with one. Joke! I'm just jealous. Bastid. I don't have any, and as I get older I find myself disliking them more and more.

When I was a borderline alcoholic, I used to drink snakebite and vodka. Don't think I could drink one of them now...not without falling ower.

Frosties. They'reeeeeeeeeee GREAT

JESUS CHRIST OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR!

Fucking hell, I've heard even SLP is better between the sticks than 'Calamity'... 14071[/snapback] Two league titles me man, has David James won a league title? No. Can I just say, I had the misfortune to listen to the game on 5Live and the ott jizzfest about the score is even surprising me. It was a friendly ffs, England were poor, whoop-de-fooking-do. It's nowhere near as big a deal as the press are making it out to be. JESUS WEPT

Are you and her still together like? 14123[/snapback] Jesus wept.

My mate and his lass got matching hearts done on their pubes. Very strange. Didn't really see the point but each to their own.

I've used it once on here to signify my disbelief at a total lack of sense of humour. Jesus wept.

Stress balls. Great to knock one off over.

Fnnnar fnnnar....

It’s time to put on makeup. It’s time to dress up right. It’s time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight. Why do we always come here? I guess we’ll never know. It’s like a kind of torture to have to watch the show.

Yeah! Speedos out! Speedos out!

Sam, when people call you a knobhead they don't actually mean you have one on there as well. I'm shocked at some of the midweek viewing habits of our supposed respectful female members. However, I'm all for it.

If I remember correctly, Walker means 'marsh by the wall' which always makes it sound a bit shit. However, Byker means 'by the marsh' so they're made to sound even less important. Those Romans knew something methinks.

No quotes from JJ is this article saying he wants to stay like. If we get £10m, accept it.

Watched one of hubby's 'special' dvd's the other nght one guy had a HUGE cock and it got me thinking, surely there comes a point (no pun intended) when its just too big? it looked so frustrating for the guy as he couldnt 'use' it all, must be so annoying! The girlie seemed happy enough though i have to say! 13776[/snapback] You know toonraider- I always though the same. Mind this just reminds me of one I'd seen - should have been called freaks of nature or something- one guy was HUGE- had a harness he wore to help support it. Always wondered how he managed to stand upright with a stiffie as there must have been at least 5 pints of blood filling his lower head. Mind boggling. That and there was this guy with 2 cocks- felt like such a perv but there's me thinking NO WAY!!!! and rewinding and freezeframing screens to check for a slick edit job.... 13800[/snapback]

I stopped buying Q when the front covers started to resemble Smash Hits.

I wandered lonely as a JJ...

Watched one of hubby's 'special' dvd's the other nght one guy had a HUGE cock and it got me thinking, surely there comes a point (no pun intended) when its just too big? it looked so frustrating for the guy as he couldnt 'use' it all, must be so annoying! The girlie seemed happy enough though i have to say! 13776[/snapback]

Dreadlocked.

Shields Rd now falls into South Heaton, just to confuse matters even more.

I finding most of the football coverage by the press a joke at the minute, 5 Live is especially pissing me off and I used to be a fan. Simple fact is that all football discuaaion shows/articles follow the same rules. There are only three teams in the PL, Chelsea, Manure, and Arsenal. You must always talk about these first and foremost, and you must always call Wigan/Mackems/West Ham 'plucky' in a patronising way.

That's an excellent post LM, you have to say.

Glam Rock Metal Detectives. Only ran one series, and only me and this weird kid at school watched it.