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Same age as me, 33. He must've been a shite footballer because if he played at any level I probably would've been aware of his existence. Played with him a few times. Slow and fat but looks like he probably used to have a bit of techincal skill when he could actually break into a jog. He also kicked the shit out of aanyone on the opposition who dared break into that aforementioned jog. Bit of a mouthy fucker actually.

Yup, Carlton Cole waits in the wings..

He is a knacker like. I've met him a few times through someone else and he's not the most likeable of fellas.

I think Rugby Unyion is the only sport I've never really liked to be honest. I can't really put my finger on why I don't like it, was thinking that it might be that 'stop-start' point made earlier but then again I really like American Football..

I love it, but again, I was raised on it. My old man played it when he was younger so is was the 'other' sport in our house behind football. I have fantastic childhood memories of being taken to the beach or onto the field to be taught how to bat and bowl by the old man..as well as lazy summer days in the garden listening to TMS. Don't know about anyone else's school, but we had the same dozen kids who were good at every sport, football, athletics, basketball who used to walk around like a dog with two dicks because they were the best. Seeing the surprise on their faces as I clean bowled the fuckers and slogged them out the ground when they weren't expecting it was probably one of the most enjoyable moments of secondary school tbh.

It's actually a Prince song (or symbol or whatever he calls himself these days) but when she sang it and famously cried in the video it was because she was thinking of her mam. That might win you a pub quiz.

Like when we signed Dirk Kuyt. Oh, hang on..

Thing is, even if they do manage to beat us next season at their place and they play the song..it's reached the stage where it would just be embarrassing for him now.

He's obviously concocted the whole thing to make the board look like cunts, which is fair play. However, he's now in danger of making himself look like a cunt.

Glad someone else has seen this. I also think, tin hat on time, that Simpson has looked dodgy as well.

Worst case of attention seeking I've ever seen tbh. I agree. Plus, he said his 'hands are tied' yesterday. Not that tight then if you're able to make a decision on whether or not to stay or go.

Tapped up again.

He has a stick, that could be a dangerous weapon, especially if it's telescopic.

Glad Hughton was here for the 5-1 demolishing of the mackems, he deserved that.

Don't agree with the 'my hands are tied' comment from him like, that's a load of shite. Should of just stuck with I'm not wanted so I'm going, which is true. I think the naivety of what it takes to run a football club is starting to show from the glorified Casino managers...

Which is great if it works. What goes around comes around as well...

Yeah, they're right, the mackem title is well known. Which is why Geordie Shore is full of mackems yet they call them Geordies; which is why that lad from Lanchester went on Big Brother and called himself a Geordie and when asked where Lanchester was near he said 'Newcastle.' I think the only first team playing who actually doesn't live in Newcastle was Jordan Henderson..and he fucked off to live in Liverpool.

Interesting that Allardyce is whinging about 'too much pressure at home.' He peddled the same shite when he was here. If he can't handle managing a team with vocal home support then he's going to really struggle when he goes off to fulfill his dream of managing Real Madrid...

I said as soon as we got that £35m that this summer we would continue our policy of buying cheap and young, with the excuse being peddled at the end of the window that selling clubs knew we had money tried to take the piss out of us by over inflating a players price. Thing is, this is exactly what we did when we sold Carroll to Liverpool, sa w a club with a lot of money (rich new owners) and sold them a player for way above the real valuation, so it's tough shit if it happens to us. You live by the word you die by the sword. Ultimately though, it's just a fucking excuse isn't it? We had no intention of spending that money, but I still expect the board to tell us all that poor NUFC and the board were bullied by other clubs who knew we had money. It's a croc of shit.

I know that and you know that, but who's going to tell him?

And more importantly the Football League version.

My mate is obsessed about us buying Sturridge like. He won't let it fucking lie. The fact we haven't bought him has really made him angry. If we haven't got him by the end of the transfer window he'll be rippping out his seat next home game.

We're waiting till January to sell Tiote, get a desperate 2nd stage CL club with an injury crisis to spunk way over the odds on him.