Tom

Aye My life was very strange as I was stuck in bed and couldn’t really walk, so I was just off my tits all the time. Somehow still in pain at times but it was dreamy as fuck. I didn’t take it up recreationally but did have the odd one to help my sleep.

Naproxen did nowt for me like, apart from hurt. I was on 8 tramadol a day for about 6 weeks though and that was a lovely, lovely trip.

Not even Ashley can afford Centre Parks, right Dads!?

Maybe it’s the pub that catches my eye and I get confused. Something feels off.

Here man Ryder used to drink cans on the back of the away bus. He’s done the hard yards sparking lads out and being nails. Apparently.

It’s so BTEC it’s off the scale *Puts down spliff and turns head away from Takeshis Castle* ”lads I’ve got an idea for wa film project!!”

The LinkedIn continues.

I once went to Seaton Sluice. That roundabout at the start of it coming from Whitley Bay is a fucking shambles. Then I parked down by the sea, had some chips and fucked off. The entire stretch of coast is absolutely beautiful though.

Strong a white Persian cat whilst guiding a laser over 007s balls?

Because she’s a woman man.

Imagine being so shameless

I doubt he posts the sensible responses

Remember when Gerrard was talking up NUFC a couple of weeks back

Looks very LinkedIn. Like something from a graduate scheme.

That Lee Ryder video man The look on his face is hilarious, like he’s won a competition.

Yeah that’s canny catchy tbh

Sting must condemn

He would have been there anyway, it’s an international break!

Is “I’m here to talk about football” a sufficient answer when asked about human rights issues? I would have thought the club would have something prepared. Terrible sportswashing.

I don’t think so tbh

PIF OUT