Tom

Here man Ryder used to drink cans on the back of the away bus. He’s done the hard yards sparking lads out and being nails. Apparently.

It’s so BTEC it’s off the scale *Puts down spliff and turns head away from Takeshis Castle* ”lads I’ve got an idea for wa film project!!”

The LinkedIn continues.

I once went to Seaton Sluice. That roundabout at the start of it coming from Whitley Bay is a fucking shambles. Then I parked down by the sea, had some chips and fucked off. The entire stretch of coast is absolutely beautiful though.

Strong a white Persian cat whilst guiding a laser over 007s balls?

Because she’s a woman man.

Imagine being so shameless

I doubt he posts the sensible responses

Remember when Gerrard was talking up NUFC a couple of weeks back

Looks very LinkedIn. Like something from a graduate scheme.

That Lee Ryder video man The look on his face is hilarious, like he’s won a competition.

Yeah that’s canny catchy tbh

Sting must condemn

He would have been there anyway, it’s an international break!

Is “I’m here to talk about football” a sufficient answer when asked about human rights issues? I would have thought the club would have something prepared. Terrible sportswashing.

I don’t think so tbh

PIF OUT

Moeen Ali, wonderful stuff.

Who has had the director of football role before? IIRC it’s only been the poison dwarf and Joe Kinnear . About as bad as you can get, well maybe Shola as “loan manager” is worse

I think I was very resentful regarding almost everything at the club at the time tbh. We had an opportunity to kick on after Pardew’s fluke season, we did anything but. Peak Ashley & bar Rafa eventually being a ray of light it only got worse and more hopeless.

Tbh when the Saudi money came in a lot of people seemed to change their tune. People like Dyer & Jenas can fuck off, Bellamy if he ever pipes up. We’ve been spoken down to by a lot of ex players for years about “business man” Ashley. Ba - yeh he got out of there as soon as he could and was hated for a long time. When he came back with Chelsea Coloccini booted him in the face a huge cheer went up

A regular outside the training ground and players entrance. She could have eaten an apple through a tennis racket

Nobody can tell me Ambramovich hasn’t bodied a few people. He became a billionaire from state assets, no?