Tom

Tbh I do think I used to have a similar interest in football to fish, stats and all that daft shite. Tactics, literature* etc but 14 years of Ashley dampened it so much it I barely care about stuff. Im not sure I’ll ever get that back, it started to feel like it just wasn’t for us. *still do

Yeh they’re more daft than anything else. I don’t think the analysis gets far past “shite” or “class” tbh. It’s certainly made the terrible results easier when you can laugh about it. Unless they let Fish on like

The takeover one was class Ive got Emil on Instagram too, his story was chaos all night

Some of the lads on our channels at the moment are canny. The fan cams Emil Franchi does for true faith are hilarious. I hope we don’t turn into an arsenal Fan TV club. Competitive outrage.

Diego on the ball again. Cc : @The Fish

Aye there’s all this talk of unfinished business in the league and all that shite. He’s likely just looked at what the Saudis are worth and wants a piece

Yeh given who He’s replacing it’s a great appointment. Bruce was a terrible manager when his heart was in it but he’s been phoning it in this season. The players barely trained ffs

Aye you’d expect Emery not to turn in hungover either

Class

The PIF had to spend $1bn to facilitate the £305m Newcastle United deal they worked 18 months to complete. Yep it makes perfect sense that they’ll make a bad job of it now. “Just leave it lads, doesn’t matter”

“I’m off to Portugal….you lads….err take the week off” ”we’re playing on Saturday boss” “errrr maybe take the weekend off an all”

Aye especially with Bruce saying how shite we are every week and that we shouldn’t expect much because it isn’t the 90s etc etc

Tommy Fury fight Jake Paul on December 18th. Sounds like it’s going to be hilarious either way

Aye if I were him I’d still Be on it. He’d probably make more sense

Stop listening to TalkSport man

Excellent As if West Ham could get even more crooked!

You can tell he hates Bruce mind

People are going to have to get used to the idea that this won’t always be daft lads dressing up and is often going to be visitors from Saudi Arabia. Although with that blazer on over the top he looks like hes on his way to a stag do

I’ll stick another chorus and a middle 8 in. Let’s go

Class

I hope we vote against it tbh

Yeh there’s actually a Ramones museum in Berlin I went to and they literally have some jeans and I wanted to test my new drum microphones, so obviously did in the midst of many cans. Ill continue being daft though, I’ve got nowt else on.