Tom

FWIW I think the “Dylan” cover is a group of pissed teenagers taking the mick out of “Blonde on Blonde”

I prefer this haunting Dylan version

Rafa always used to have a pickled onion in his pocket. Not a little one either, a proper chip shop gobstopper. Easily 70p worth. It helped him think.

So what? He knew who he was working for.

Is this the mackem Barry Moat?

But what does is mean!?

My uncle used to work down the pit with a bloke like that. He’d have a clean shave for drinks after graft on Saturday afternoon & come in on Monday morning with a beard REAL MEN

I seen a woman denouncing gravity as a “white science” the other week. Saying we should start again.

What’s weird about that is he’s clearly shaved his hands for a lot of his career.

Sasquatch!

You’d be getting a knock on the door that’s for sure. Morpheus* would be there with the red pill**. *police officer **big stick

That’s like chasing a bouncy ball down the A1 and saying you “could” be in danger. We’ll go down after sacking Bruce in November & selling players we “just couldn’t hold onto” in January.

What happens if you end up liking Space Jesus more than regular Jesus? Technically you’re still bang into Jesus but would Earth Jesus smite you out of spite? I’m taking a half day, I think I need to speak to an Earth priest.

Us and Burnley are definitely the blokes at the back of the scuffle who suddenly stop advancing when somebody stops holding us back.

Watch us get beat off Ireland now

“Well you know I grew up watching Terry Mac, he knew his way around all the cones, little daft coloured ones, big orange ones....he was a pro”

The Aussies Their papers treated him worse than ours treated Corbyn.

You gonna eat it like!?

When I was at uni one of my housemates - A YORKSHIRE MAN -looked around the reduced section of a small coop for an hour. He left with nothing.

In fairness to CT he reckons he’s only 32” these days.

Bacon Sheep Hobbits and that’s about it I think

Too much grassing to the teacher. They need to get the big guns out.

Had on.....he’s not you know. He’s ASSISTANT COACH