Tom

Nor Flags Marra

Alien Burnsie, Sean Casey, Cwarr07…you boys have took one hell of a beating

How SPURSY

Steve Cram, Celebrity fan

Bah he gets some stick for that Mohawk

I don’t blame anyone for packing it in like, I’d more likely question the sanity of those who stayed. Ashley/Bruce was peak NUFC depression. It was boundless gloom punctuated by a giant sports direct mug full of piss.

Got ya! One more seat for me

Every little thing like scoring loads of goals and not conceding many Also Man U have won like 9 in a row & we’re lucky when they draw!? Seem to recall Rashford being offside in their derby win

I suppose I have no chance in general sale then? Its annoying, attending a previous cup game should allow you to get a ticket to the next round (assuming it’s at home) All these Jonny come lately’s chasing glory

How can you steal a name OTHER PEOPLE CALL YOU? You don’t pick your own nickname unless you’re an absolute nerd.

Party time when we get the official noodle partnership.

It looks as if Saudia will definitely have heavy involvement given the WC breaks events and the recent ticket competition etc Throw a few ARAMCO logos around the stadium and we’ll be in some serious dollar.

Anita man That lad had an arse you could balance a plant pot on.

I can’t imagine the NOON sponsorship appears on those books and that’s worth more than Fun88 so it may not be so bad.

I think PIF & by extension Newcastle United, have better lawyers than the EPL

Sky making out like Weghorst is some kind of wonder signing. UK broadcasters man

We’ve been linked with the 15 year old kid they started the other week. (Football, not a Chinese takeaway situation) He’s almost certainly a Newcastle United fan but the sheer hatred & madness it would stir out of the mackems if he signed for us would be absolutely hilarious.

Stevie hasn’t posted in a long while and yet Mugrighter occasionally bats a pure doylem from the shadows.

Yep they believe they’re entitled to constant success without competition. It’s no surprise the teams kicking off and saying we err “play shit football” just because we turn up and give it a go and don’t roll over are teams like Arsenal, Liverpool, Man U etc They want everything their own way

The owners who continue to pour absolutely huge amounts of money into the club every window. They’ve spent hundreds of millions on transfers & for the last month fans have been begging for oil money on social media. Now FSG have said - again - that they’ll sell a minority stake in the club. Which is what they said all along. Principled, it means more, salt of the earth, Liverpool fans have been expecting UAE/KSA money

The problem is half the pundits on TV are as thick as submarine windows so he’ll get it. Kieron Dyer even said : “Newcastle fans won’t like me saying this, but it was Steve Bruce who played him in midfield. “Credit to Steve Bruce.” In addition he’s already tried to take credit for Howe’s appointment…

He’s absolutely the final boss of daft internet mackems His sudden care for all things human rights/LGBTQ + is a sight to behold. Absolute grifter. Like all daft internet mackems he spends a hilarious around of time arguing with Craig Hope.

Always thought Jared James Nichols was gonna be some kind of blues prodigy but he sounds just like Black Label Society We’ve enough Dust Bowl bands that sound like that.