Kid Dynamite

More of a lifetime fan myself

You bought a lumberjack coat so I guess it's a draw. Dr Dan wears them though so they must be cool

Obviously, the girls think im awesome with my arcades. Just kinda rendered your previous slight on me void there

Id give it a 6/10 as youre still chowing on about it 12 hours later.

You dont look like craig?

Im ridiculing you cos you have horrendous trainers tbh im not alone in my feelings. Fish wears blazers apparently so I wouldnt count on him as a fashion alibi

If you look owt like Craig you need all the help you can get tbh First 3 google matches. I could quote 10000 more if i could be arsed. You two really know bot all about the opposite sex http://vhohenst.blogspot.com/2009/04/5-thi...-about-men.html http://uk.askmen.com/fashion/keywords/mens-shoes.html http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1289382

You have just deflected all criticism of craig. Those are fucking horrific! I think the last time I saw a pair of those was in gatecrasher in 1998

Ah well, I like them... all that matters now im married and dont have to attract women Married? Jesus christ, keep with the fucking programme man! Fucking sad state of affairs if you rely on your footwear to attract your women though KD You dont know much about women then. Shoes are one of the first things they check out man . First and last in your case! You are never allowed to comment on women again tbh!

A kiddies school teacher may have caught it apparently. Uh oh!

Ah well, I like them... all that matters now im married and dont have to attract women Married? Jesus christ, keep with the fucking programme man! Fucking sad state of affairs if you rely on your footwear to attract your women though KD You dont know much about women then. Shoes are one of the first things they check out man. First and last in your case!

Fops a cunt

Its not the first case in the region apparently. Just the first case thats been leaked. Students and teachers are the WHOs worst nightmare

Ah well, I like them... all that matters now im married and dont have to attract women

Big Fat Mustard Trainers

Is been proven that kids say baba,mama,dada etc. as their first words. Not because they know who their dad is but because thats how they learn to speak. I also read that babies have the potential to be genius' but society blunts their creativity and intelligence by placing all these norms and rules on people and that education is more of a hindrance than a help

Classic Did you ever wonder why the game had nothing to do with pigeons??

He didnt look much of a threat to me. If 3 overweight policemen cant overpower one spaced out bloke then there is something wrong. Tasers are meant to be used as a last resort. Not because your too fat to get down on one knee to arrest someone

The 2 lads next to me held their cards up with the white bit facing them

Also, i wish someone would tell him to speed his fucking songs up

Like it or loath it, it worked. First half was the best astmospehere weve had in a long time and the Pompey players couldnt string 2 passes together the first 10 mins

I don't know how you can say that with such certainty when he's played a big role in getting Spurs out of a relegation fight - which they were in without a doubt. Also, you say people should lay off Jonas yet you have a go at Modric for not settling straight away (or words to that effect). Admittedly Spurs' footballing style and team are superior to ours, which obviously helps. It was more for Dannys effect tbh

Thought Duff was one of better players in the first half yesterday. Glad to see Shearer learnt everything he knows from his predecessors about bringing players back from injury too early

Good tbh. We have enough overpaid mercenaries in our squad. If you think he would have scrapped hard last night in the pissy wet on a cold night in the north east you want your head examining. Challenging for Europe hes a good player. Fighting relegation ive no doubt hed have about as much heart as Owen

Hardly. Hes was gash for spurs until a few weeks ago